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conlan

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I'm trying my best.

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gruber, (edited ) to random
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Thoughts on Apple no longer including stickers with new devices to reduce waste:

https://daringfireball.net/linked/2024/05/09/no-more-stickers-with-new-ipads

conlan,
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@gruber Make it a checkbox.

danielpunkass, to random
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Black olive and Field Roast vegan pepperoni. So good I couldn’t get a picture before a slice disappeared.

conlan,
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@danielpunkass I was on the fence about ordering pizza tonight, but you’ve tipped the scales. (The scales were on the fence with me.) It’s pizza time.

conlan, to random
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Thank god someone has the courage to stand up to Joe Biden’s tyrannical inconveniencing of gun sellers. If this lawsuit prevents even one gun show dealer from suffering the degradation of running a background check, all the dead kids will have been worth it. https://journa.host/@w7voa/112367167347778364

conlan,
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But, real question: Do we have a constitutional right to privately buy and sell firearms? I’m skeptical.

conlan,
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And also: Jesus Christ, there’s never been a more histrionic bunch of whiny bitches in politics. Are we sure that when Trump said he could “grab them by the pussies”, he wasn’t just talking about the Republican Party?

conlan, to random
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I haven’t been following the story closely, but is that Twitter rando guy the main one complaining about bad Humane reviews? Is he associated with the company somehow? I’m not sure what’s going on.

But anyway, I still need help spreading the word about getting this Wikipedia article removed. https://mastodon.social/@conlan/112283943300161323

conlan, to random
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Please repost to help me get this @wikipedia article deleted: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streisand_effect

agiletortoise, to random
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  • conlan,
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    @agiletortoise What… the hell?

    conlan, to random
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    “I SHIT YOU NOT.”

    –a caveman pulling the ol’ “it’s not you, it’s me” routine

    donni, to random
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    Can’t sleep because I have too many thoughts, can’t think because I’m too sleepy

    conlan,
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    @donni I think I know what you mean, but I might just sleep I know what you mean.

    conlan, to random
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    Now... it’s Judy’s turn to cry.

    conlan, to random
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    If the 2nd amendment establishes a right to guns as all-encompassing as gun nuts argue, shouldn’t guns be free? Seems like it’d be unconstitutional to make me fork over 300 bucks or whatever just so I can exercise my god-given right to shoot stuff. Doesn’t that violate the equal protection clause of the 14th amendment?

    We’re never going to solve mass shootings with more guns unless we give poor people guns for free. We’ll need to nationalize the gun manufacturers, but I’m sure they won’t mind.

    lisamelton, to random
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    Has everyone seen enough boosts today? 'Cause your 'eepy girl here kinda needs a nap to recharge those curation batteries. 🥱

    conlan,
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    paul, to random
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    Brutal morning but my experiment worked.

    conlan,
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    @jamesthomson @paul @chockenberry This checks out.

    donni, to random
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    Who needs the internet when I can just feel bad privately at home

    conlan,
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    @donni But wait. Didn’t you just describe the internet?

    rafa, to random
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    Yeah, this is better

    video/mp4

    conlan,
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    @rafa Are you at all concerned about forgetting where you are and then audibly farting? That’s my concern.

    conlan, to random
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    @ivory I noticed a bug where Ivory’s settings screen shows my subscription as “Renews 2/4/24”, but it actually renewed 2/1/2024. Not sure where it’s getting that date from. In any case, happy subscription renewal day.

    conlan,
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    @ivory Correct. Standard App Store 1.8.3.

    conlan,
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    @ivory Yeah, I’m not concerned about it. Just wanted to mention it in case anyone complains about getting charged “before” their renewal date.

    conlan, to random
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    Backing this is worth it just to see what @Iconfactory comes up with. I'm in. https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/iconfactory/project-tapestry

    danielpunkass, to random
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    Happy Monday! Black Ink Crosswords for iOS is out! After nearly 16 years of painstakingly slow development, I'm happy to share what I think is the absolute best touch-based interface for solving crossword puzzles. Enjoy! https://redsweater.com/blog/4051/black-ink-for-ios-available-now

    conlan,
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    @danielpunkass Congrats, Daniel. It might sound silly, but this is actually inspiring to me for my own work. You should take a well deserved victory lap, whatever that looks like for you.

    conlan, to random
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    I had big plans to shower and shave tonight, but I decided, f%^k it, it’s Friday night! I’m just gonna sit here instead.

    jamesthomson, to random
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    So, if around 500 of you could buy a copy of PCalc on or before the 2nd of February, that would be great. Thanks in advance.

    conlan,
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    @jamesthomson Obviously all of us here have already bought PCalc, but I tipped a couple more bucks your way. Keep up the good work.

    gedeonm, to random
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    I can’t seem to search via Ivory on Mastodon ATM. Strange…

    conlan,
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    @gedeonm @mark Pardon my butting in, but you can use “from:me”, and search is down for me too.

    conlan, to random
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    I’ve never used Chat-GPT for anything, not even for fun. I’d probably find it useful in some ways, but I just don’t trust AI. And I don’t mean I don’t trust it in a suspicious, paranoid way; I mean I don’t trust it to provide factual and accurate information 100% of time. If it’s accurate most of the time, that’s worse than none of the time. So, please let me know when it’s perfect.

    conlan,
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    In the meantime, if Apple can use AI to make Siri do what it’s already supposed to do, that’d be fantastic.

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