danblondell

StillIRise1963, 17 days ago to random

R.F.K. Jr. Says Doctors Found a Dead Worm in His Brain

Hmmmm.🤔

Gift Article
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/08/us/rfk-jr-brain-health-memory-loss.html?unlocked_article_code=1.qU0.ePrS.vkY8gTh-Vdvs&smid=url-share

danblondell, 1 day ago to random

@hotdogsladies
Is this the kind of stove dial you mean?

danblondell, 5 days ago to random

Sam Altman hates consent in all forms https://www.threads.net/@bobbyallyn/post/C7NOBury1H9

danblondell, 3 months ago to random

So excited for version four of the Apple Vision

danblondell, 3 months ago to random

2019 was five years ago what in the world

danblondell, 1 month ago to random

My job is making tires, but my passion is making chefs feel bad.

danblondell, 1 month ago to random

How about a show called Nasty Frasier it’s the same show but everybody’s nasty

danblondell, 24 days ago to random

Generally speaking, people peacefully protesting one genocide are not simultaneously suggesting a replacement genocide. https://mastodon.social/@mattsheffield/112366576807601174

danblondell, 4 months ago to random

For many years, I have arranged my iPhone dock to approximate the four physical app shortcut buttons on a Palm Pilot, assuming this is, a priori, the best way to arrange a dock.

A Palm pilot

danblondell, 3 months ago to random

Seeing Elon Musk in action it’s easier to believe that James Bond villains would tie Bond to something complicated and dangerous, then leave the room, rather than just shoot him

StillIRise1963, 1 month ago to random

In the future, people will ask wtf did “google it” mean.

danblondell, 24 days ago to random

Oh you mean there’s an alternative that doesn’t treat your students like morons and violent criminals?
https://mastodon.social/@papakipos/112366381902322701

jmac, 1 month ago (edited 1 month ago) to random

When you federate with masto.nyc, you federate with the true essence of New York
https://masto.nyc/@seano/112192578428785763

exchgr, 1 month ago to random

sitting in the park listening to nature sounds:

• birds
• the rustling of leaves in the wind
• children playing
• police siren

exchgr, 1 month ago to random

if you can’t find what you’re looking for, even if you know it’s there, that’s a disgrepancy

StillIRise1963, 16 days ago to random

James Comey is a bad man.

danblondell, 2 months ago to random

Here’s my almost three-year-old getting her brain melted by (checks notes) Glenn Gould while wearing a Kiki’s Delivery Service oversized bow.

TV is cool, actually.

exchgr, 24 days ago to random

[flips your embroidered pillowcase inside put] we’re going deep to expose the seamy underside

StillIRise1963, 1 month ago to random

I don’t give one fuck how long you did anything if your understanding of it is poor, authoritarian and stupid.

exchgr, 4 months ago to random

“i shouldn’t pay taxes for public school if i don’t have a kid”

yeah but like, who paid for your public school

exchgr, 3 months ago to random

a: [cool idea in theory that would never work in practice]

b: that’s a cool idea in theory, but it would never work in practice

a: why do you have to be so negative 🥺

mrcompletely, 2 months ago (edited 2 months ago) to random

We need a word, short phrase, acronym, or perhaps ideally an otherwise semantically null emoji to indicate that you are aware of, and have taken into consideration, the crimes, misdeeds or personal failings of an artist or other creative figure and have decided to continue enjoying or appreciating that person's creative work, perhaps by way of a postmodern view centering artistic meaning in the act of interpretation rather than creation.

I suggest 🤹🏾‍♂️ unless that already means something kinky.

exchgr, 5 days ago to random

apple news would be great if only text was legible in it https://werd.social/@ben/112474225097970752

exchgr, 2 months ago to random

bill ackman’s eyes are dead and frightening