davep

@davep@infosec.exchange

Does IT stuff.

Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www.justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/17468/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now

Missing my Dad and little brother.

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davep, to random

If the American deep state is so powerful, why is the dunderchief Putin asset still alive?

adhdeanasl, to random
@adhdeanasl@beige.party avatar

Sad and a little angry because I dreamt about eating Cocoa Puffs for breakfast but woke knowing the only cereal we have resembles livestock feed.

davep,

@adhdeanasl But it's good for you!

You have my deepest sympathies.

davep, to random

A taxi driver picked up a nun. During the ride, he said to her: “I have a question for you, but I’m afraid it will upset you.”

The nun said, “My dear son, I have talked to all kinds of people in my life. I don’t think there is anything you can say that will upset me.”

“Well,” the driver said, “I’ve always had a fantasy of getting oral from a nun.”

The nun, a bit surprised, said, “That’s fine, my son. I might be able to help, but only if you aren’t married.”

The driver answered, I’m not married!” He pulled over and the nun delivered.

However, when he started driving again, the driver admitted, “I’m sorry, I lied, I am married.”

The nun replied, “That’s fine, my son. I haven’t been completely honest with you either – my name is actually Kevin and I’m going to a fancy dress party.”

davep, to random

Apparently the French Eiffel tower matchstick man is now back in the Guinness Book of Records.

Yay!

Une vraie tête de vainqueur!

davep, to random

European armament production "a bit shit" https://www.politico.eu/article/europes-arms-production-is-in-deep-shit-says-belgian-ex-general/

GrimmReality, to random
@GrimmReality@beige.party avatar

Happy fifth anniversary to The Long Sentence.

davep,

@GrimmReality

Hear me out... you can totally alter the meaning of a sentence by adding a colon.

For example: "Peter ate some of Jane's sandwich" vs "Peter ate some of Jane's colon"

davep, to random

Just your usual killer fungus doom https://www.irishstar.com/news/us-news/deadly-candida-auris-fungal-infection-32062686

davep,

@simonzerafa 60% fatality!!!

Most people just carry it with no ill-effects.

Err...

davep,

@simonzerafa Still, I was fulfilling my doom quota (and only really read it after posting, I'll admit, and had the same "huh?" reaction you did).

quasirealsmiths, to random
@quasirealsmiths@beige.party avatar

Opinions are like a box of chocolates, some asshole at a bus stop will share theirs whether you want them or not

davep,

@quasirealsmiths

Opinions are like arseholes. Every idiot's got one.

davep, to random

Sometimes I tell dad jokes

Sometimes he laughs

davep, to random

My parents have 50 packets of Oxo cubes in their cupboard, I'm not sure they've got the hang of stock piling.

davep, to random

Trombones.

PacificNic, to random
@PacificNic@zeroes.ca avatar

I'd be such a good prepper influencer on TikTok/Youtube. Maybe not popular, but I'd give great advice.

Every video would just be a reminder to wear a fucking respirator and learn new skills.

Maybe we won't survive with my strategy, but I bet it will work better than hoarding bullets and food.

davep,

@NilaJones @sleepfreeparent @PacificNic

@tinker is good for urban solarpunk stuff (I think that's what the kids call it 🥴).

davep,

@ciggysmokebringer @sleepfreeparent @PacificNic
Lone survivalists wouldn't last long. It's got to be about community. That's how you gain resilience.

davep,

@PacificNic @ciggysmokebringer @sleepfreeparent

For that, specifically, it's very hard when even Governments are pretending it's all over. I'm afraid I don't have any easy answers.

davep,

@tinker @NilaJones @sleepfreeparent @PacificNic
I said something similar about resilience in the entrails of this thread too https://infosec.exchange/@davep/111893174987605574

davep, to random

Nice to get a free hour charging on the Type 2 connectors before heading back up the mountain 😁

RickiTarr, to random
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

So, reading the comments from my other post actually brings up some questions for me, I think we've all met people who seem to overestimate their abilities and equally we have met people who seem to underestimate their abilities. What is the difference? Is it misplaced confidence, narcissism, low self esteem? Do we need people who will just make decisions when necessary or is consensus always the path? Is Dunning-Kruger real?

I think in this post Trump Presidency era we all have questions about this, but honestly, that even started in the Bush era, are these men actually "dumb" or is this much more sinister?

davep,

@RickiTarr @1dalm We're all ultimately stuck in our own noggin.

davep,

@1dalm @RickiTarr Plenty of spare room?

davep, to random

Knock knock

Who's there

Europe

Europe who?

No, You're a poo

davep,

@drmambobob Definitely the target demographic 🤣

davep,

@drmambobob
Haha! Dagnabbit!

davep,

@drmambobob
Probably more for the six year old demographic then 🤔

davep,

@drmambobob Good man 🙏

micah, to random

Video showing a bottle moving back and forth on a conveyor belt with the caption "You've been struck by a smooth chemical"

davep,

@micah brilliant!

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