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neurovagrant, to random
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well

time to start learning about RFID so I can add the digital ghosts of a bunch of random shit to my car for when it gets read

https://archive.is/bYszD

dcoderlt,
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@neurovagrant
and one EICAR for good measure

randahl, to random
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Both Estonia and France are now ready to send troops to Ukraine as part of a coalition of the willing. These will not be frontline combat troops, but will carry out other tasks such as training in western Ukraine, freeing up more of Ukraine's own forces.

https://www.pravda.com.ua/eng/news/2024/05/13/7455614/

dcoderlt,
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neurovagrant, to random
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Any suggestions for authenticator apps that don’t cloud sync, extract data, phone home to Mountain View, or similar?

Thanks in advance.

dcoderlt,
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@neurovagrant
Yubico’s Authenticator app, if you want to carry around a Yubikey.

dcoderlt, to random
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Last boost:
I’m now thinking about analogies between consent pop-ups and this old bash quote about IRC file transfers:

<someone> accept cock
<someone> errr
<someone> accept, cock

dcoderlt,
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@nf3xn
“Hey Google, help me create a secure password”
“hunter2 seems to be very secure”

dcoderlt,
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@nf3xn
There’s also a more obscure bash quote I will never forget, “I compressed my files using md5sum. Now how do I decompress them?”

18+ huuishuu, to random
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Man šiaip dabar įdomu ar yra kokia nors lietuvių bendruomenė ant Fediverse kažkur?

18+ dcoderlt,
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@huuishuu

Yra, pagal atsiliepia.

dcoderlt, to random
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The customer keeps giving us the credentials in a link to a one-time pastebin. Our attempts to read it keep failing. Can you guess why?

JIRA visits the link in the client’s comment to draw a preview, and the pastebin burns the paste right after. 🤦🏼

dcoderlt,
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(this is not a query for better pastebins)

dcoderlt,
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@nf3xn
Yeah… Mastodon has a classic thundering herd/Slashdot problem with each instance trying to create link previews. It has already crashed smaller sites, which I guess is a sign that Masto has made it to the big leagues 💪.

I also wonder why some of these secretbins don’t have an “ask user to confirm before showing them the secret” function, like 1ty.me does. Ah well. I’m sure they have rate limits or something else to prevent curl loops…

dcoderlt, to bluesky
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Huh, is out of beta. Let’s see if their “we don’t need any T&S policies about dealing with tankies” approach holds up.

dcoderlt,
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twitter: free as in fall
mastodon: free as in beer
bsky invite codes: free as in mattress

beka_valentine, to random
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just heard someone describe ChatGPT as mansplaining as a service -- supremely confident and supremely wrong

dcoderlt,
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@beka_valentine
I also like “Turing-Kruger effect”.

0xabad1dea, to random

A few times I have told the anecdote that the singly most baffling thing I ever saw in a code review — not the most insecure, just the most “how could a real programmer have written this? how could this ever make sense?” thing — was simply a C++ variable “number_of_trucks” … declared as float. Unambiguously referring to real physical trucks in a fleet.

Reader, it’s been over ten years and I am blowing the gods damn whistle. I had edited that story to protect the guilty: the variable was named number_of_planes. It was shipped by a company whose name begins with “B” and rhymes with “GOING out of business.”

dcoderlt,
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@0xabad1dea
Floats also allow some languages to write cool documentation like “If <language> encounters a number beyond the bounds of the int type, it will be interpreted as a float instead. Also, an operation which results in a number beyond the bounds of the int type will return a float instead.” 🙃

shafik, to programming
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The C abstract machine (pdp-11)

dcoderlt,
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@shafik
weighs more like a concrete machine 🥁

dcoderlt, to random
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dcoderlt,
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> companies, including Apple, have restricted their employees’ use of ChatGPT and similar sites

Meanwhile, my workplace just paid for a ChatGPT subscription and encouraged us to use it while programming.

dcoderlt,
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@eater
Oh yeah, my popcorn is fully stocked. We’re also looking into JetBrains AI Assistant, because of course two AIs are better than one.

(Fun fact: we are also trying to get more govtech clients. I can’t wait to see our own remix of UK’s Horizon scandal, hahaha.)

SwiftOnSecurity, to random

NONE of my homies sleep. They are ALL consciousmaxxing. You can’t CREATE VALUE when your BRAIN IS OFF.

dcoderlt,
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