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dgar

@dgar@aus.social

Real Name: Jon O’Hare
Stage Name: Dgar - pronounced “Jar”

#𝙵𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 liberally
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#𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎 the Fediverse

Thank you for dropping by, I’m so glad you could make it.

May be seen posting: stolen jokes, weird thoughts, original music.
I’ll usually try to make you laugh.
I may also send you in another direction.
This account is not one dimensional.

A favourite/like just means "Marked as read"

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#Dgar #DgarMusic #DgarRadio #ToraTabby

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The other half asked me if I could clear the kitchen table.

I had to get a running start but, the answer is yes.

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Dong. Ding Dong.
~ James Bond’s doorbell.

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I was going to buy a pocket calculator.

Then I realised that l don’t have that many pockets.

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Southern lights? Yeah, sure, okay, here ya go…

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@Arapalla 🤭

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Stationary supplies turned up and they’ve given me cardboard instead of paper.

I’m writing them a stiff letter.

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@msdropbear42 @ibk

I may be trolling in my free time…?

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@Kahte 🤗

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Tried tap dancing once.

Kept falling into the bath.

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Sick chemist?

If you can’t tritium.

If you can’t helium.

If you can’t curium.

You gotta barium.

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@Kahte 🥰🤗

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Burned my Hawaiian pizza.

Should have used Aloha temperature.

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As a kid, I’d eat yeast and sit in the oven.

That’s just how I was raised.

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Made a lovely candlelit dinner.

I think it would have cooked quicker in the oven though.

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@johnb48 😁

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Feefiphobia:

The fear of giants.

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I’m in an airport bar, so drinking early.
“School’s Out” is on the speaker.
So now I’m smiling at this memory.

Alice said he’d read my son’s book to his grandkids.

Let that sink in.

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@MardraS That’s awesome! 🫶

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