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dgar, 1 hour ago to random

Nothing ruins a Friday more than realizing it’s actually Wednesday.

dgar, 4 hours ago to random

One of my shoes is missing.

I have some sole searching to do.

dgar, 1 hour ago to random

dgar, 5 hours ago to random

Some people like floors.

I'm more of a ceiling fan.

dgar, 8 minutes ago to random

dgar, 11 hours ago (edited 10 hours ago) to random

dgar, 10 hours ago (edited 9 hours ago) to random

With three and a half days left of voting in #Fedivision2024, don’t forget to vote for your 1 to 3 favourite entries, using the four-letter codes displayed next to them. Visit http://fedivision.party/vote for instructions and an example! Voting closes UTC 19.00 on Sunday 26 May 2024.

(Copied from #Fedivision @announce)

dgar, 23 hours ago to random

Reviewing #Fedivision is daunting, an endeavour that’s taking days, but it’s really satisfying to listen carefully to each song and write something about it.

Over half way now…

https://aus.social/@dgar/112468030171124458

#fedivision2024

dgar, 1 day ago to random

Woke up to a tap on the door.

The plumber thinks he’s funny.

dgar, 1 day ago to random

Oranges roll easily, but don’t slide, due to pulp friction.

dgar, 1 day ago to random

Spell check.

Quality control for wizards.

dgar, 2 days ago (edited 1 day ago) to random

Just polling your leg.

dgar, 2 days ago to random

According to an online survey, there are no Amish people.

dgar, 1 day ago to random

Them: Can you pick up milk?

Me: picks up two litre bottle Yeah, easy.

Them: I mean from the store.

Me: I’d imagine it weighs the same at the…

Them: GO GET SOME FUCKING MILK!

dgar, 2 days ago to random

#Dgar threw a party on the weekend.

It was like an S-Club party.

dgar, 2 days ago (edited 2 days ago) to random

I’ve listened to every song in #Fedivision at least four times. So many great tunes to choose from. My short-list got down to ten songs and I would have loved to have enough votes for all of them. I have picked three and put my votes in. I didn’t vote for my own entry because then I would really only be voting for two songs, so my three votes went out to other entries. Best of luck to everyone who entered and thank you to everyone else who listened, got hyped, and votes in #Fedivision2024, and of course a huge dose of gratitude to everyone involved in organising and running the event.
Big love to you all!!
🫶

dgar, 2 days ago to random

dgar, 2 days ago to random

🎶You got me wrapped around your finger🎵

*pulls finger

🎵Do you have to let it linger?🎶

dgar, 2 days ago to random

#Dgar song "All Zombies Go To Heaven" is live on Soundcloud and now has artwork!!

Vote for this song in #Fedivision2024 using the vote code DIZZ.

https://soundcloud.com/dgarmusic/all-zombies-go-to-heaven

dgar, 3 days ago to random

dgar, 2 days ago to random

Finally, someone is listening to the water bugs.

https://www.csiro.au/en/news/All/Articles/2024/May/waterbugs-bioacoustics

dgar, 2 days ago to random

Fedivision 1: 2021

• 22 Entries - 81 Votes
  Winner: Neon Light
  By: @TQ

Fedivision 2: 2022

• 36 Entries - 224 Votes
  Winner: Se llama el fediverso !
  By: @iloth

Fedivision 3: 2023

• 43 Entries - 268 Votes
  Winner: Haul on the Jib: A Recursive Sea Shanty
  By: @futzle

Fedivision 4: 2024

• 72 Entries

We're going to need a bigger vote.

#Fedivision #Fedivision2024

dgar, 2 days ago to random

Remember these guys?

dgar, 2 days ago to random

Went looking for a book on how to fix automatic gearboxes, but could only find manuals.

dgar, 3 days ago to random

Oh, hello!

I see the assassins failed again.