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dukepaaron

@dukepaaron@babka.social

Jewish themed account focused on diaspora issues w/ minimal related Israel content.

Even if the entire world tells you that you are a Tzaddik consider yourself like a Rasha

Things I will mock you for: antisemitism definition and Levant indigenaity debates, shitty holocaust takes, good Jew bad Jew bullshit, glorifying the death rattle of assimilation.

Hobbies: wandering, rootless cosmopolitaning, well poisoning, making matzo out of... er... stuff, performing talmudic rituals

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dukepaaron, to random
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Roughly the same number of Jews live in Manhattan, Brooklyn, Queens, the Bronx, Staten Island, Westchester, and Long Island as live in all of Europe.

dukepaaron, to random
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Moroccanoil is the new Dancing Israelis.

The ability to turn anything into a nutty Jewish conspiracy is Europe's greatest gift to the world and modern society since the large hadron collider changed the timeline.

This jokes for you, Harambe!

<pours one out for him>

dukepaaron,
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@serge Israel did well in Eurovision due to Jewish vote fixing conspiracy of course.

dukepaaron, to random
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Kinda weird thing to say out loud 👀

“So I want to ask you all, is Palestinian life not worth mourning? And we, as Arab, Palestinian, Muslim, and anti-Jewish students, are we not worth protecting?”

https://www.jpost.com/christianworld/article-800836

dukepaaron,
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@TonyStark I wish my tween failed this hard at deception.

I'd be parent of the year.

dukepaaron, to random
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Fediverse: Biden is secretly controlled by Israel and the Jewish Lobby.

Jew: hey guys maybe tone down the anti-Jew rhetoric okay?

Fediverse: CRITICIZING NETANYAHU ISN'T ANTISEMITISM. YOURE DOING ANTISEMITISM!

dukepaaron, to random
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Rightwing: those other people have Jew haters with them and we have some Jews with us that proves we're not the bad guys. We're good for the Jews! Stay away from those dirty Jew haters!

Leftwing: those other people have Jew haters with them and we have some Jews with us that proves we're not the bad guys. We're good for the Jews! Stay away from those dirty Jew haters!

Me: Political alignment is less interesting right now than zero tolerance for this bullshit. 🧐

TonyStark, to random
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If you’re replying to me and refusing to read what I wrote, I’m way too busy to keep explaining it. So if you get blocked today after I’ve stated it over and over and the initial post is clear, you’ll know what happened.

It’s not the first time I’ve done it and I really do not care who you are.

dukepaaron,
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@TonyStark I'm a little busy can you summarize this?

dukepaaron,
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@TonyStark look buddy, quit trying to downplay the effects of 5G radiation on frog evolution ok?

sickmatter, to random
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dukepaaron,
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@sickmatter Macklemore

dukepaaron, to random
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I'm no fan of any politicians really and usually stay out of that kind of commentary but...

People complaining that Biden talked about antisemitism on Holocaust Remembrance Day are fucking shitty weirdos.

dukepaaron,
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@judah I think we need to be a little careful of rhetoric.

The two audiences of people whose opinions on Israel matter to me (other than Israelis) are diaspora Jews and Palestinians.

Many of those Jews and many of those Palestinians would consider themselves pro-palestinian and a small number of Jews and large number of Palestinians might consider themselves some type of antizionist (some of which I would find objectionable and some of which I wouldn't).

What I don't care about is all these crackerbarrel MFers spouting opinions over their chicken fried steaks.

Binder, to random
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Contrary to allegations, I don't "wake up grumpy". I wake up normal & then immediately have to deal w/ some bullshit or other, which results in me becoming grumpy.

V different thing.

dukepaaron,
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@Binder you're just wasting time and effort.

Waking up grumpy is one less step and just that much more efficient.

Come to my efficient lifestyles seminar. $199 Saturday at the Red Roof Inn Ballroom.

dukepaaron, to Palestine
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"Pro-#Palestinian protesters chanted “free #Palestine” outside #Auschwitz in Poland, according to footage shared by i24 journalist India Naftali on X Monday and multiple international media reports.

The pro-Palestinian #protest occurred during a march commemorating the victims of the #Holocaust on Holocaust Remembrance Day."

I grew up around a lot of survivors. I remember talking to my step dad's dad one time and you know these folks did not really talk about the holocaust. At all. And when they did it certainly wasn't around the kids.

So anyway, I forget the context of the conversation, but he said to me that "the thing to remember about what happened is that it's your neighbors that turn you in." We maybe talked three times in my life, but that is stamped in my brain.

Anyway, fuck allayall doing this kind of shit.

https://www.jpost.com/diaspora/antisemitism/article-800191#google_vignette

dukepaaron, to random
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The worst elements of a protest movement don't negate the prime focus of that movement. They don't speak to its morality or sense of justice or whatever.

And at the same time every holiday being an escalation point and every tombstone or memorial to the dead or place where we worship, live, or work being a target is rage inducing.

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"The is stepping up patrols outside and other houses of worship across the city, after more than 20 synagogues received threats this past weekend. No were found in any of the buildings."

https://wabcradio.com/2024/05/06/more-than-20-nyc-synagogues-get-bomb-threats/

dukepaaron, to random
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This ship is clearly filling up with dumbassery faster than I can bail it out.

fraying, to random
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Really fucking annoying that the far right explains what’s happening in Israel as Jews controlling Biden and the far left explains it as Biden being controlled by Jews. It’s all just antisemitism.

And neither side will acknowledge reality: Bibi is an insane war criminal. Israel is not an American colony, it’s a nation that Biden has no control of. It’s completely arrogant and wrong to think either man can control what the other does, or that the Jewish people have any say over any of it.

dukepaaron,
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@fraying @garbados

Jew: left antisemitism exists and I have experienced it
Leftist: no it doesn't you're wrong

End scene

TonyStark, to random
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You may or may not want to waste 3 minutes of your life listening to Susan Sarandon and while I agree with her on points like people suffering unjustly is horrible (although I try to care about all of them, not just one segment), statements claiming one doesn’t need their family who abandoned them (not even sure that’s happening) and “we’re your family” are statements cult leaders make while brainwashing folks.

Susan Sarandon Speaks at Palestine Millions March 240302 -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy8QYMGn-gU

dukepaaron,
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@TonyStark the one thing to take away from this is for hardline zionists to feel free to disagree with antizionist Jews but not exclude them. Because you know you are and it's not good.

They're excluding themselves, and you're excluding them from the mainstream of Jewish civil society.

Hardline antizionists need to not abandon Jewish communities just because their ideas may be unpopular, making them uncomfortable. Because you know you are and it's not good.

That sea of umbrellas isn't our family.

dukepaaron, to random
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There are only two things more boring than all of the competing antisemitism definitions:

  1. Everyone freaking out about them and creating wild conspiracy theories;

  2. Getting them goysplained constantly.

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My estimate, based on several analysis, is that the Fediverse is about 3% explicitly antisemitic. This is based on analysis I've done on hate messages across the Fediverse, analysis on my own posts, etc.

Then there's another layer of people who believe antisemitic lies and will spout the, though often they'll do it "carefully" so as not to show the appearance of hate. I have many examples of this. These kinds of people are peddlers of social capital and see that they can get away with advocating violence against Jews in coded language in one post, then be celebrated by saying they "Don't hate anyone" in another- giving cover to their hate.

Finally, there's a huge majority that is simply silent. They don't want to "get involved".

Well as John Mellencamp says "Silence is Complicity".

So, my non-Jewish friends... what about you?

https://www.billboard.com/music/music-news/john-mellencamp-decries-antisemitism-rock-hall-induction-1235166862/

dukepaaron,
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@TonyStark I'm worried if I walk within 5 miles of a nazi protest, the fediverse will decide it's OK because a Jew was there. @serge

dukepaaron, to Israel
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"Marjorie Taylor Greene has a lot of big feelings about the . Whenever the Georgia congresswoman opines on the topic, her thoughts are bound to produce some combination of hilarity and concern. Her latest musings on interfaith dialogue, in response to her vote against the Awareness Act of 2023, skew much more toward the latter. Greene appears to imagine this act as a threat to religious freedom, and grounds her position in an trope that has led to violence against Jews for centuries."

https://www.salon.com/2024/05/03/distorted-gospel-marjorie-taylor-greene-jesus-and-the-jews/

dukepaaron,
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@TonyStark the only ethnicity religion combo in the US that votes more progressive by percentage than Jews is black Presbyterians.

All these Jews are right wing or will be right wing nonsense comments are silly.

What could be true is our progressive share might dip a little and we could have more sitting it out than usual. That kind of fluctuation has happened over the decades.

dukepaaron,
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@TonyStark I was trying to think of something funny to say but I got nothing.

TonyStark, (edited ) to random
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I’d really rather be posting about the 2024 elections and climate news and other things I enjoy but since the Fediverse just gets more and more comfortable with Jew hatred, not less, and people stay dead silent about it, this is where it is.

dukepaaron,
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@axeshun when I hear antisemitism is somehow due to some particular event in time (current Gaza war, May 21, etc etc) or somehow the fault of some particularly bad Jew (Madoff, Netanyahu, etc etc) I roll my eyes. It just isn't accurate.

Antisemitism is caused by antisemites. Everything else is a distraction. It isn't new. It's cyclical. It's transhistoric. It's conspiracy based. It's adaptable to changing circumstances.

That isn't a critique of the protests. The Judenhass we see in the protests is indicative of the criteria I just listed not due to some shit Israel did. And while I believe it's endemic on the left and right it also isn't the main reason people are protesting.

So it's important to be able to make these crisp distinctions in analysis and not dissappear them in a false narrative even if it's neat and convenient.

@TonyStark @mentallyalex

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