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autistic and agender and poly and plural

does a computer

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I'm not saying there's no such thing as software bloat (there is) but the reason that your computer magically always seems to use 80-90% of the ram no matter how much ram you install is that the computer understands empty ram doesn't do anything but ram being used to cache files makes your user experience much faster

this is a good thing! if your computer stopped doing this everything would suddenly feel very sluggish and stuttery!

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@dalias @0xabad1dea what i am reading is "we need electron in the kernel"

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Hey gamers, I am a programmer/sysadmin with 14 years of experience, and am looking for a new place to work!

I am looking for either a syadmin position or work as a developer in either rust, php, kotlin or java (in order of preference)

with the following wants:

  • fully remote (from NL)
  • 32h week
  • non-contractor work

other plusses would be, full async communications and/or setting own hours

you can look at my CV here: https://zt.je/cv.html

Let me know if you would like to hire me or have a nice place for me to work at! thank you!

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noopsphere

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trust-building exercise? what are you talking about? we're doing truss building, go fetch me that lumber

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eat every mushroom you meet

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looking at the WH:40K imperial organisations trying to learn a lesson of it for corporate structure We need an inquisition

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"It's so hard to watch the so-called professionals do things while knowing the subject" I say, while about to commit the biggest faux pas on sheep herders dot com

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introducing Hoogvliet authentication for mastodon, log now in with your groceries

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thanks for reading this post, don't forget to unfollow, mute and hit that block button!

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OH: he's autistic but the wrong kind of autistic where you use fahrenheit

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on that redbull melatonin diet baby catch me nappin

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acab includes you

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"CW: pol" opens cw no polish

smh

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hey folks do y'all know if there's a bugzilla for bugzilla

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Hey look, buddy. I'm an engineer, that means I solve problems. Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems! For instance, can I use my partners service dog as a wheel barrow

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I'm a royal, 6 feet under, but every sunday thousands of Dutch people eat me in church anyhow, who am i

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naomi wu is cool and all but she also personally dogpiled my partner so i dont really care

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one card tarot draw from my new tarot deck, reply if you want a draw (+ whatever the guidebook says about it)

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the skip in skippy peanutbutter stands for "skip the salt" send post

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the dutch gov fucks a lot shit up, but city planning isn't one of them, lmao

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"pregnancy is just slow telefragging", send post

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rational thought imposes a limit on a person's relation with the cosmos

https://genosharecordings.bandcamp.com/track/mathematics

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it's still kinda fucked up that in quite a few languages the name for the Netherlands, is just "Holland", it's like calling the US just "Dakota"

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Fully Automated Luxury Gay Corn Communism

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