effinbirds

effinbirds, 1 hour ago to random

Every group of friends has that one clown who wants you to "havean adventure". Skydiving or bungee-jumping or rock climbing or some bullshit. Let them have their action movie fantasy. Your adventure involves watching playoff games and eating a dangerous amount of nachos! Visit https://www.effinbirds.com/collections/what-in-the-adventures-of-indiana-fuck today to check out our entire new collection of gifts and apparel.

effinbirds, 4 hours ago to random

effinbirds, 18 hours ago to random

effinbirds, 1 day ago to random

effinbirds, 1 day ago to random

effinbirds, 2 days ago to random

effinbirds, 2 days ago to random

effinbirds, 3 days ago to random

Hump Day is real and Effin’ Birds has the cure for your mid-week, workplace blues. It’s simple. Pack all your stuff in this lovely, spacious tote bag and just don’t come back after lunch. Treat yourself to some freedom… and to something from our Powered By Spite collection at https://www.effinbirds.com/collections/powered-by-spite

effinbirds, 3 days ago to random

effinbirds, 3 days ago to random

effinbirds, 4 days ago to random

effinbirds, 4 days ago to random

effinbirds, 5 days ago to random

effinbirds, 5 days ago to random

effinbirds, 6 days ago to random

Keep it classy this summer with a Hawaiian shirt from Effin’ Birds. Available now in Men’s or Women’s cuts with that sweet “Oh my god, What the fuck” pattern. Get yours now before they sell out again! Visit https://www.effinbirds.ca/collections/oh-my-god-what-the-fuck-hawaiian-design today!

A photograph of a women’s cut Effin’ Birds Hawaiian shirt.
A close-up of the Effin’ Birds Hawaiian shirt pattern featuring an eagle over a field of tropical flowers and the words “oh my god what the fuck”

effinbirds, 6 days ago to random

effinbirds, 6 days ago to random

effinbirds, 7 days ago to random

The infamous and adorable “Oh My God, What The Fuck” shirt is now available in a women’s cut. Don’t miss out on your chance to order one before they sell out! Visit https://www.effinbirds.ca/collections/oh-my-god-what-the-fuck-hawaiian-design and get your shirt today.

effinbirds, 7 days ago to random

effinbirds, 7 days ago to random

effinbirds, 8 days ago to random

I won another Webby Award, and the acceptance speech must be exactly 5 words long.
Today is #5WordSpeech crowdsourcing day. Last year I said, "Mom, it's a real job." What should I say this year?

effinbirds, 8 days ago to random

effinbirds, 8 days ago to random

effinbirds, 9 days ago to random

A shirt so classy that it practically qualifies as "fine apparel". The Oh My God, What The Fuck shirt is back. These were gone in a flash last time, so don't miss this second chance. Visit https://www.effinbirds.com/products/oh-my-god-what-the-fuck-hawaiian-shirt to grab yours before they're gone again.

image/jpeg

effinbirds, 10 days ago to random

Pre-order numbers help determine how many copies are printed and how many your local store stocks. Help us out by pre-ordering a 2025 Effin' Birds calendar or planner at your local bookstore or at http://eatf.art