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Daily comic by Aaron Reynolds that continues to win awards despite being nothing more than birds and curse words. Merch, books and appearance details on effinbirds.com

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Why does he spoil every new movie and every television cliffhanger before you get a chance to watch them? Because he’s the “World’s Biggest Dipshit”. That’s why! Enjoy his entire new collection of gifts and apparel now at https://www.effinbirds.com/collections/worlds-biggest-dipshit-collection

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For those occasions when “Mind your own business, Karen” is neither a strong nor witty enough response, may we present the “Perhaps you should consider eating some dicks” collection of stickers, mugs, shirts and more, right now at https://www.effinbirds.com/collections/perhaps-you-should-consider-eating-some-dicks

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If you're gonna hang a motivational poster in your office, motivate people to do either do better or get bent. We have a collection full of posters, mugs, shirts, stickers, hoodies and more ready for you at https://www.effinbirds.com/collections/perhaps-you-should-consider-eating-some-dicks

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Here's my five word Webby Awards acceptance speech. Tune in to https://webbyawards.com at 7pm to see the whole show!

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Hawaiian shirts are back in stock! Get ready for the good weather in both Men’s and Women’s cuts. Don’t miss out. Grab yours today at https://www.effinbirds.com/collections/oh-my-god-what-the-fuck-hawaiian-design

A photograph of an Effin’ Birds Hawaiian design shirt in Men’s cut.
A photograph of an Effin’ Birds Hawaiian design shirt in Women’s cut.

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Every group of friends has that one clown who wants you to "havean adventure". Skydiving or bungee-jumping or rock climbing or some bullshit. Let them have their action movie fantasy. Your adventure involves watching playoff games and eating a dangerous amount of nachos! Visit https://www.effinbirds.com/collections/what-in-the-adventures-of-indiana-fuck today to check out our entire new collection of gifts and apparel.

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