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I won another Webby Award, and the acceptance speech must be exactly 5 words long.
Today is #5WordSpeech crowdsourcing day. Last year I said, "Mom, it's a real job." What should I say this year?

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it's cold AF where I am, so I'm off to Florida for two appearances. More shows: effinbirds.com

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Add some flair to whatever you’re wearing with some gorgeous Effin’ Birds enamel pins. We even have a special bundle price if you grab all four! Visit https://www.effinbirds.com/collections/stickers-pins-and-cards

An enamel lapel pin of a bird surrounded by the words “fuck off, I’m reading”
An enamel lapel pin of a bird surrounded by the words “I am a goddamned delight”
An enamel lapel pin of a bird surrounded by the words “well fuck-a-doodle-doo”

effinbirds, 11 months ago to random

Don’t let random dumbasses slow your roll. Shut’em down with a shirt from our brand new "Unfortunately" collection, available now at https://www.effinbirds.com/collections/unfortunately-i-am-too-busy-to-listen-to-your-bullshit-today

effinbirds, 12 days ago to random

Hawaiian shirts are back in stock! Get ready for the good weather in both Men’s and Women’s cuts. Don’t miss out. Grab yours today at https://www.effinbirds.com/collections/oh-my-god-what-the-fuck-hawaiian-design

A photograph of an Effin’ Birds Hawaiian design shirt in Men’s cut.
A photograph of an Effin’ Birds Hawaiian design shirt in Women’s cut.

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If someone has ever looked you dead in the eye and said the prequels were better than the original trilogy or that above ground pools enhance your property value, let this shirt deliver your most sincere rebuttal.

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Stop wishing you had something cool to wear and let your friends at Effin’ Birds help you do something about it. Grab a Hawaiian design windbreaker and a pair of matching shoes and put some rizz in your game! Get your shit together at https://www.effinbirds.com/collections/oh-my-god-what-the-fuck-hawaiian-design

effinbirds, 3 months ago to random

Do you have big muscles? Or cool ink? Or are you just a fan of being comfortable? This is our final call for tank top tees. Don’t miss out! https://www.effinbirds.com/collections/goodbye-tanks

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Grab a pack. Hell, grab a whole box! Every Effin’ Birds trading card features totally fake facts about your favorite foul-mouthed avians. Complete your collection today at http://effinbirds.com/collections/trading-cards

effinbirds, 8 months ago to random

Our all-new "That Was Craptacular" collection is available now at effinbirds.com/collections/craptacular. Express your inner joy about your job in a mostly-safe-for-work manner and maybe avoid getting called into yet another meeting with the Human Resources department.

effinbirds, 5 months ago to random

No matter what you’re drinking this holiday: beer, wine, water or whatever the hell egg nog is actually made of… drink it in style! Check out the entire Effin’ Birds drinkware collection at https://www.effinbirds.com/collections/drinkware

A photograph of a hand holding a wine tumbler featuring a drawing of a bird next to the words “I am a goddamned delight”
A photograph of a stainless steel tumbler and it’s accompanying steel drinking straw. The tumbler features a drawing of an owl above the words “fuck you, I’m hilarious”.
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effinbirds, 9 months ago to random

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