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elilla

@elilla@transmom.love

Latina trans girl immigrant, corrupting Germany with hormones, easy sex, and talking to strangers. Travesti milf big boob futa gf. Silly airhead bimbo who believes in horoscope and gnomes, very harmless, not involved in any sort of antifa actions whatsoever

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bad focus photo but a wasp went inside the terrarium and is investigating every hole in the cardboard for a place to nest

elilla,
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update: the wasp is now investigating me for holes :blobblush:

elilla, to random
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what do we learn from xz?

when you write your exploit, target software that's popular but bloated. write optimisations that more than offset the extra load of the exploit, and commit it all together as a speedup.

elilla, to random
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the hardest privacy problem with encrypted communication is at the recipient side; everything has software and hardware backdoors these days, all mobile devices come with manufacturer daemons that can screenshot if not keylog everything, and you have no control over your recipient's security practices.

matrix is the most sophisticated messaging protocol, as it's able to prevent all these issues at the root, by making it impossible for the recipient to read your messages in the first place

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The Verge article on the best printer in 2024 is just completely brilliant in so many ways.

And also kinda sad.

https://www.theverge.com/2024/4/2/24117976/best-printer-2024-home-use-office-use-labels-school-homework

elilla,
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@ross I advise looking up online for how's the Linux support before buying a random old Brother like I did

elilla, to random
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wenn dir kalt ist, ist ihnen auch
☝️😮

elilla,
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:cozy_blanket:

Die Biene entspannt sich, und putzen sich drinnen ihren warmen Decken (jemandes Jacke).

elilla, to random Finnish
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México: granos de maíz reventados son tan blancos y ligeros 💖 son como pequeños y delicados pajaritos. llamémoslas "palomitas" 🕊️

Chile: ｃａｂｒｉｔａｓ

elilla, to random
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I'm a Portuguese-speaking Japanologist staying with a Peruvian friend in Germany to study Kurdish and I'm still speaking English. this focking language

elilla,
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you know what, fuck it. Englischfreie Woche

elilla, to random
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all the bad things of cyberpunk became real and none of the cool parts. I've been prowling European metropolises for years and I'm yet to spot cyberdrugs, laser swords, or nights alight by the soft glow of neon kanji

elilla, to random
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perhaps a dumbphone is actually safer because of the lack of encryption. no fake sense of security.

the thing with smartphone security is that even if you fork off the cash to set up a shiny GrapheneOS with purely open source apps etc., 95% of the people you're sending those perfectly encrypted messages to, are running Apple or Google services, and thus if the cops are onto you, they can just screenshot your messages anyway. to say nothing of hardware backdoors I'm sure we'll find out about 15 years from now. and every activist group on Signal probably has at least 1 informant, etc.

with a dumphone you know you're being listened, which increases the chances of you shutting the heck up.

still there's something to be said for a degree of security by obscurity—bugging phone calls is trivial and an operation cops are used to, and while I'm sure the State has ways to pry open your Matrix chats, it's probably reserved for things they care about a lot. heck half of the time your recipient can't open them either lmao

elilla,
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security through "Waiting for this message, this may take a while"

elilla, to random
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Google in the 2020s is unusuable for multilingual people, it does some sort of censorship that all but enforces monolingualism. I just looked up "dvergr svartalf mitologia nordycka" and got a grand total of 3 results, all of them about some videogame—in English. zero Polish results, not even Icelandic results. I looked up my language filter settings to find it has been reset behind my back to one language only, for the nteenth time. For the nteenth time I set it to all my languages—or almost, because there's some new interface and it turns out Kurdish isn't a language anymore, according to Google—but even after adding "Polish" to the filter, I still got the same 3 results.

duckduckgo gives me actual Polish results, but all of them are ads for Gaiman's book "Mitologia nordycka"—closer to the mark, but still doesn't answer my question ("how do Polish people translate dvergar and svartalfar in natural text"). I only found a grand total of 2 relevant results by forcing-quoting the Polish words in... Bing. (the answer to my question: it's just karzeł and czarne elfy, no fun Slavic parallels after all.)

it didn't use to be like this, it used to be that search engines exposed you to the full internationality of the world. capitalism is breaking apart a cornerstone of the Internet. not for the first time, I feel compelled to brush up on how to do research the old-fashioned, paper-based way.

elilla, to random
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> The Dunning-Kruger effect also emerges from data in which it shouldn’t. For instance, if you carefully craft random data so that it does not contain a Dunning-Kruger effect, you will still find the effect. The reason turns out to be embarrassingly simple: the Dunning-Kruger effect has nothing to do with human psychology.1 It is a statistical artifact — a stunning example of autocorrelation.

https://economicsfromthetopdown.com/2022/04/08/the-dunning-kruger-effect-is-autocorrelation/

elilla, to random
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infuriating that I'm struggling with money so much and if I was a total ghoul who doesn't care about indirectly killing millions I could easily jump into a scam like "AI" and get a lot of investor money from suckers

elilla,
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techbros can't even figure out a grift that doesn't consume as much electricity as the entire country of Ireland

elilla, to random
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"how much space could you need for flowers anyway" me:

elilla, to random Portuguese
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número primo
número tio
número sobrinho

elilla, to random
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it's March and our hard-earned money is being burned, time to repost this

elilla,
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this is real Garden done by real plantgirls

Top view of various types of seeds in test tubes.

elilla,
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yes I noticed some of them stuck to the glass, already pushed them into the bath

elilla,
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what I'm sprouting at the equinox this year:

for the outdoors:

  1. Atropa belladonna
  2. Stachys recta
  3. Centaurea cyanus
  4. Consolida regalis
  5. Filipendula ulmaria
  6. Mandragora autumnalis
  7. Matricaria chamomilla
  8. Plantago major
  9. Pulsatilla pratensis var. nigricans
  10. Sideritis syriaca

For indoors:

  1. Achmea oleracea
  2. Calea ternifolia
  3. Ephedra fragilis
  4. Ephedra fragilis var. catipolyoda
  5. Solanum lycopersicum var. "Black Krim"
  6. Solanum lycopersicum var. "Outdoor girl"
  7. Solanum pimpinellifolium

S. recta is notoriously difficult to sprout but little sweatbees love them when I succeed. It's my first time doing S. syriaca—mountain tea—and I look forward to trying out what it tastes like.

A. oleracea is an ongoing experiment with seed-saving, trying to find a strain that can survive German winter indoors. The tomatoes represent my first experiment with hybridisation, and they'll go outside after the Frost Saints. For Ephedra I also want to sprout E. distachya ssp. helvetica but seeds haven't been delievered yet; they too will be moved outside later.

elilla,
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from yesterday to today, we dechlorinated some water.

from today to tomorrow, we brew compost tea, and we soak the seeds. I have also sprinkled some of my compost on top of my houseplant pots, so that when they are watered from the top more of the bacterias will wash down.

I just learned that, unbeknownst to me, we are out of everything—commercial compost, bark, coconut soil. tomorrow (Spring equinox) I will somehow make time after work to go to the hardware store and buy some emergency bags, then go back home, plant my seedlings, and wash everything with compost tea.

then prepare for my work trip

A pot of polka dot plant, with some worm compost sprinkled on top.

elilla,
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seedlings are seeded and all of our 150+ pots, both indoors and outdoors, have been inoculated with worm tea. happy Spring everyone

Filtering the seeds from the soak water with a piece of cloth over a mason jar.
The indoor seeds tray, only half-full. This is plastic but my partner had it lying around; it features small compartments, an undertray for watering, and a greenhouse cover which should help my tropical plants sprout. It's too small for the cute plaques so I used numbered popsicle sticks.

elilla,
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@danhulton @aud

  1. produce some worm compost. (yes this is worm poop. it looks and smells like dark earth.)

  2. set aside a big bucket of dechlorinated water.

  3. mix in some molasses.

  4. add a handful of compost.

  5. shake it periodically to keep the microbes aerated, or use a bubbler.

  6. after 24h, dissolve in more dechlorinated water, and pour on all your plants.

what it does: look up "worm tea before after" on images search. I can attest from experience those images aren't faked.

why it does: look up "elaine ingham" and "jeff lowenfel" on youtube, or the latter's books for full details.

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