garfieldairlines

@garfieldairlines@fedi.garfieldairlines.net

🐱🇫🇷 Miaou ! I am a French GNU/shitposting Chaos Computer Cat who bitches about systemd and cloud services. Usually found next to (burning) critical infrastructure and your cofe masheen.
Likes lockpicking, funni furry amnimols, blobcats, and his computer.
Autistic IT-Berserker linux syscatdmin by trade. Please give me a cofe au lait ? ​:neocat_cofe:​

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garfieldairlines, to random

So I tried a

openssl speed ecdsap256 ecdsap384

And I got this :```
sign verify sign/s verify/s
256 bits ecdsa (nistp256) 0.0000s 0.0000s 80111.6 25480.5
384 bits ecdsa (nistp384) 0.0002s 0.0003s 6581.5 2886.0


Wowsie I haven't expected to see that ecdsap384 is such a massive crash on performances than ecdsap256… ​:nkosweat:​
garfieldairlines, to random

More ​:blobcatheart:​

garfieldairlines, to fediverse

zOMG games ​:ablobcat3dgamer:​

(yen)
SCORE: 24,516円

garfieldairlines, to random

Interesting paper about that I just found out ​:blobcathugublock:​

Energy Conservation with Open Source Ad Blockers

This study, although preliminary, clearly showed enormous potential for open source ad blockers to reduce consumer time waiting for Internet ads to load as well as the electricity needed to run their computers (and other electronic technologies) during that time. In addition, the externalities (including premature fatalities) associated with fossil-fuel-based electricity spent using computers by eliminating ads during Internet browsing and video streaming would be reduced.

https://www.mdpi.com/2227-7080/8/2/18/htm

garfieldairlines, to random

Netcat is listening on port 80 ​:neocat_laptop:​

garfieldairlines, to shitposting

So, take two, since my own server was börked beyond repair ! I don't learn about my own failures so I did it again and rebuilt my server from scratch.

Miaou ! I'm garfieldairlines, a excessively / kittykat who sucks at and likes amnimols (with or without ). I'm also a and enjoyer ​:ablobcatcoffee:​.

You'll often find me at events and near critical infrastructure, and especially burning critical infrastructure. Just promise me a cup of cofe au lait or say pspsps and I might come to you (maybe). ​:orangekater:​

( 🖍️ @moon / 📷 @HikaruWusky )

garfieldairlines, to random

When the #Sonos customer forum censors your post because you said "fuck" in less than 10 minutes but it has been days that you are waiting for a customer support reply... ​:neocat_facepalm:​

garfieldairlines, to random

The more time passes the more I notice how true the dead Internet theory "conspiracy" is real... ​:neocat_sad:​

garfieldairlines, to random

@puniko ​:yet_another_great_find:​ YOU NEED THIS ONE TOO

RE: https://misskey.io/notes/9on5xa3b7aov07nf

garfieldairlines, to random

Does anyone remember that website where you can find open source data of solar panel production around you, with shiny graphs and stuff?

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​:ablobcat_mugyumugyu:​ Squish that cat. All you need to know is to Squish. That. Cat.

garfieldairlines, to tf2

Oh no the item server is now down for more than 24 hours ​:neocat_sad:​

garfieldairlines, to random

Wait, is media.ccc.de down ? Oh no ​:nkonotlikethis:​

garfieldairlines, to random

All my spam messages are coming from Mastodon servers, all my homies hate Mastodon. ​:mastodont:​

garfieldairlines, to random

If you read this my server got shorked to #Sharkey 2024.3.1 ​:neocat_hug_haj:​

garfieldairlines, to random

I'm doing a talk about shit that was happening 10 years ago, I still got the URLs but a lot of stuff is 404…
The link rot is SO REAL.

garfieldairlines, to random

Woah I'm slowly getting all of the backlog of misskey.io, looks like they got börked for days and I haven't noticed anything ​:neocat_laptop:​

garfieldairlines, to random

I hate youtube shorts, tiktok videos and other medias like that. Fuck, just last week even franceinfo: added vertical videos on their website.

It is time for this PSA to revive : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dechvhb0Meo

garfieldairlines, to random

Oh yay des sites de tipiak sont désormais bloqués en France.
https://www.courdecassation.fr/decision/660ef069fbb79e8fd3d32f12

C'est DNS. Évidemment c'est DNS.

garfieldairlines, to random

I exceptionally went out of my basement and willingly went to the outside world.
Where is my promised aurora borealis?

garfieldairlines, to random

Turn on radio
Goes into the shower
Close shower door
Ads

Every. Single. Time.

garfieldairlines, to random
[Sat Jan 20 09:40:57 2024] Out of memory: Killed process 1964482 (Misskey (master) total-vm:35379384kB, anon-rss:2327352kB, file-rss:2872kB, shmem-rss:0kB, UID:1003 pgtables:35724kB oom_score_adj:0

Whoop whoop my OOM killer killed my shitpost as a service software ​:neocat_laptop_fire:​

garfieldairlines, to random

@tournesol ayyyy it works again! Je devrais tout migrer et réinstaller de zéro car la. Migration calckey firefish était encore plus désastreuse et bâclée que attendue ​:blobcatexhausted:​

garfieldairlines, to random

You can now safely remove your DECT phone number from your profile name. ​:blobcatphone:​

garfieldairlines, to random

​:neocat_think:​ VMWare Wokstation

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