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girlonthenet, (edited ) to random
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OK so, this is prompted by a discussion with my Mum today which might feed into a blog post. Pls only answer if you read my blog/posts and feel like you know me a bit.

Do you think that emotionally I am...

girlonthenet, to random
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Idea for a rage room except instead of plates and broken electronics to smash it’s filled with hundreds of piñatas of the owl.

Cassandra,
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@girlonthenet Horror twist: the piñatas are filled with vocabulary.

ahnlak,
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@girlonthenet only if they scream "mercy" in every language on earth as you hit them...

girlonthenet, to random
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@Sylvhem thank you for boosting! xx

girlonthenet, to random
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tip: save cash on expensive salon manicures by hanging out with a 4 year old

meshe,
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@girlonthenet

can't stop looking

grb090423,
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@girlonthenet

So, the four year old didn't want to paint their own nails.

girlonthenet, (edited ) to random
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I’m about to invest 6 hours in a full rewatch of just for the brief emotional catharsis of Andrew Scott gently telling me: “it’ll pass.”

SpenPErotica,
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@girlonthenet it’s all about that moment of “fuck you calling me ‘Father’ like it doesn’t just turn you on to say it!”, for me. Ooooft. That, and “…buuuurn the heart out of you” from Sherlock is full on fire.

girlonthenet,
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@SpenPErotica ❤️❤️❤️❤️fuck your calling me father is amazing. I also love “I’d run through an airport for you” in s2. The sister relationship in that is powerful

girlonthenet, to random
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This is a review of the play I went to on Tuesday! There are still tickets left for tonight and tomorrow, get 'em quick! https://www.londontheatre1.com/reviews/the-work-we-do-at-white-bear-theatre-review/

It's a play about , and specifically about how much of ourselves we can/should/do put into erotic work. GO AND SEE IT PLS then it'll get a longer run

https://www.whitebeartheatre.co.uk/whatson/the-work-we-do

girlonthenet, to random
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I hung out with a child yesterday, and today that child asked their parents:

"Is Auntie GOTN coming with us to Grandma's house?"

Feel like a celebrity.

girlonthenet, (edited )
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Also, you won't read this in child development books but I have established that 3-4 is roughly the age when children develop a 'jokes face.'

The specific face they make when they're about to initiate a bit of banter, do a silly voice, or embark upon a 'bit'. It is my favourite stage of child development so far.

girlonthenet, to random
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I would absolutely fucking love a hug. A proper one: full body, lying next to each other, burying my face in his t-shirt and breathing in the scent and having a good cathartic cry. Friends always offer hugs and that’s nice, and my friends smell great of course, but those aren’t quite what I need.

girlonthenet, to random
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Friend: I’m worried about coming along to this party and maybe embarrassing you.

Me:

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girlonthenet, to random
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One of my mates just offered me a free Download ticket and I can't take it. Truly, heartbrokenly gutted. Fall Out Boy are playing! Bowling for Soup! THE OFFSPRING! Sum 41! Fucking BUSTED!! My inner 16-year-old will never ever recover from this.

girlonthenet, to random
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"There’ll be this moment when you walk back into your own home and you catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror – bleary-eyed, scruffy-haired, drained and sated and victorious."

From this time in 2021. Amazing @stuart_cb art here, look closely.
https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/the-walk-of-shame/

girlonthenet, to random
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My Mum is very stressed at the moment so I'm taking her for a roast on Sunday.

FYI, if you support the project on Patreon, some of that £ covers my time to produce/edit/record/commission/write the smut that you can hear FOR FREE on my site. Which also means a tiny bit of your £ will go towards buying my Mum a mushroom wellington and isn't that wholesome.

The same is true of all porn you pay for: , we sometimes use it to treat our mums.

https://www.patreon.com/girlonthenet

scottearle,
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@girlonthenet if she’s really stressed, won’t roasting her in public only make it worse?

(Kidding! Have a great roast, and don’t skimp on the Yorkshire pudding)

azitopian,

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girlonthenet, to random
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As ever, @mxnillin's is super thoughtful and interesting, and I love their review of Post-Nonmonogamy and Beyond

https://mxnillin.com/post-nonmonogamy-and-beyond-review/ This in particular feels important...

girlonthenet,
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BTW, @mxnillin has a book coming out soon, which you can pre-order: https://www.amazon.com/How-Do-Sexy-Nonbinary-Queers-ebook/dp/B0D525CJWB/ I am 100% sure it's going to be fucking great because they're a fucking great writer and that's how these things work innit.

girlonthenet, (edited ) to random
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My #Glastonbury group chat is currently debating who the sexiest people at the fest will be.

Cast your vote.

girlonthenet, to random
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Tonight I went out with a friend to do what I’ve started describing as our ‘comfort walk’ - it’s a fun, simple 8 miles or so on a route we know well and love. It’s healing to have a proper heartfelt catch-up, and in between Big Life Updates I really enjoy the ritual of having almost scripted, familiar chat as we pass each of our favourite landmarks.

girlonthenet,
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We talk a lot about comfort food, but I think I also have a lot of comfort activities. A particular walk, film/book, ritual ... whatever... that feels comforting and safe and like home.

What are your comfort activities?

They’ll probably mean nothing to me, but I’ll fav lots of them anyway and perhaps the act of writing them down will be comforting to you in and of itself. Just as it’s comforting for me to remember mine.

SpenPErotica,
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@girlonthenet swimming, cooking and rewatching comedy that still makes me howl like Bottom or Green Wing. All very soothing.

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