Do you ever find yourself lying on the sofa, so tired you can’t bring yourself to go to bed, then suddenly you remember that wanking exists and that gives you the impetus to take yourself somewhere more comfortable?
Had an emergency this weekend (all is fine) that required me to cycle back and forth between loads of places and let me tell you, there is no music better suited to helping you stay positive while you tear through London than punk covers of Disney songs.
"When they hold me like a trophy they’ve just been awarded... When we share in each other’s pride... When we share something we’ve never shared before and learn something new or beautiful about each other or us... When we work as a team, a partnership."
Holy fuck, @robyneatseverything, just fill my fucking heart up to bursting, why don't you?
@girlonthenet You own at least one very old computer. There is no reason why you would use this antique, but you cannot throw it out, because it still works and computers are Expensive.
“It doesn’t matter if he doesn’t text me back,” I tell my friends. “We had such an awesome time, and I’ll remember it forever. I’ve basically been to Sex Disneyland and that’s enough.”
In this update I continue to wang on about the ContraPoints Twilight video essay. So if you have not yet been enlightened by it, here's the link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqloPw5wp48
It is three hours long. This is a GOOD thing. It is packed with amazing insights and interesting stuff about eroticism and desire.
This has been hidden because they believe it depicts 'real sex acts between real people.'
It does not.
It is my gorgeous sexy-voiced reader Stephen Carling capturing a beautiful piece of #erotica by @Mollysdailykiss. He's an incredible actor, but I can assure you this is not real sex. He read it sitting on a folding chair, huddled under a blanket, while I sat behind him with the laptop.
It's enough of a blow that Patreon are planning to enforce their rules retroactively, even more to think that they're going to interpret this rule in such a way that you can only write erotica in the third person or the past tense.
No erotica written in the first person, present tense because then people might think it depicts real sex that's happening on mic.
Would they take the same approach to text? Would a written, text-based story also be banned? I suspect not.
Anyway if you’re in London and you like cycling, you should have a go at the free bit if you’re around on the 26th. They just shut loads of roads and you can ride around central with no cars- https://www.ridelondon.co.uk NO CARS YAY!
@girlonthenet I did the LiveAid Race for Life (massively hung over after a wedding the night before because I am an idiot) and the best bit about the whole day was getting to run round London without traffic. Cities are sooooo much better when they are not being driven over by traffic.
A friend I'd lost touch with for 20 years got back in contact recently, and reconnecting has been such a total joy. We've been sharing successes and traumas and cheering each other on, and it is through these chats that I learned a saying I'd not heard before: