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Physical, and I buy used as much as possible. For some reason I just retain the information better when I read it in a physical book.

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Yes, because I won’t need my organs when I’m dead.

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I’d be very surprised because neither of them have ever struck me as even so much as being bi (and I am, so I feel like my gaydar is at least tuned in a bit), but if either of them did come out, I would of course be very supportive.

How Would You Handle Students Cheating?

I gave my students a take home exam over spring break. (This is normal where I teach) One of the questions was particulary difficult. It came down to a factor of three in the solution. That factor inexplicably appeared with no justification on many of their exams. I intend to have the students I suspect of cheating come to my...

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Unless you explicitly stated in the exam that they had to show their work with their answer or fail, even if the answer was correct, then I say pass them. It’s on you to be specific as to what you want to see on the exam. Maybe they worked it out on scratch paper and didn’t turn that part in with the exam?

Generative AI Is Coming To Your Home Appliances (www.forbes.com)

Across all industries, organizations are rapidly embracing generative AI. Among them, makers of home appliances like fridges and ovens. Generative AI in your oven? Why not? Ater all, AI has been creeping into our homes for years (think smart lightbulbs and Alexa) – but thanks to generative AI, these interactions will become...

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No thanks. You want me to have a fucking conversation with my washing machine? How is that saving time for me? STFU and run my laundry on cold with low spin like I do every damn time.

Also, what happens next with the fridge? “You’ve had too much cheese today. Initiating cheese drawer lock.” Fuck naw.

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You don’t. They want attention, any attention, even negative attention, and when you reply to them with anything, you are giving them what they want. Don’t feed the trolls.

What are your favorite social minority characters in any form of fictional entertainment media, or how should a minority be written better?

It can be from any angle. Presently, I’m pondering what kind of context various LGBTQ+ characters can be written without making any kind of political statement, or rather, simply making a statement through normalization in a natural way. In other words, how do I empathize like the cool kids clique?...

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Bortus and his husband Klyden from The Orville. Just two dudes from an all-male planet full of toxic masculinity trying their best to raise a family.

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This is ridiculous. The UN is a fucking joke and has been for years.

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My cursive looks like a 10yr old wrote it, which is about the last time I actually wrote in cursive

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If someone believes that God can do anything, ask them if he can create a rock he can’t pick up

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To this day I cannot hear that song without tearing up.

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I’d forgotten it existed until I read what you posted :(

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I tell you what my personal trainer told me about weight loss: When it comes to losing fat, you have to view it as you would see a puddle drying up. The areas of water on the edges will be the first to go, then slowly it will dry up until the center is left, that being the deepest part of the puddle. That’s how fat loss goes. The area with the most fat will be the last to go. You cannot target special areas for fat loss, so if you think doing more sit-ups will make your gut magically disappear, sorry, it’s doesn’t work that way.

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Right now on my list are Patrick Stewart and Arnold Schwarzenegger

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“Life’s not a bitch, life is a beautiful woman. You only call her a bitch 'cause she won’t let you get that pussy.” - _Daylight_Aesop Rock

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I recently got back into puzzles; you have some really great ones!

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It’s because the coffee makes you shit the cancer right out

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That spacial awareness of my old car that took time to cultivate, so that when I was in the car, it felt like an extension of myself, all of that goes away and I have to relearn it all when in a new car. That and the brake sensitivity.

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Reese’s used to have an “Elvis” Reese’s peanut butter cup that had a layer of banana cream in them and they were FIRE and I think about them at least 5 times a year.

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It’s hard for me to pinpoint exactly what put me in a better mental state, as I started working out, dieting, and decreasing my alcohol consumption all at once. I don’t think working out by itself is going to help, you have to attack the issue from various angles.

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If we’re in the middle of sexy time and he asks me to pause for a moment because he’s worried he’s gonna finish too soon, I ask him ridiculous questions about Lord of the Rings.

“Why didn’t they just fly to Mordor on the eagles?”

“Legolas is neither a Lego nor a lass. Discuss.”

Works every time.

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