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FlockOfCats, 2 days ago to random

My tummy hurts. Could it be related to the things I put in my tummy?? 🤔

FlockOfCats, 2 days ago to random

I’ve discovered a very stupid subgenre of animal TikTok — mislabeled primates TikTok

A representative example would be someone commenting “look at the monkey’s butt” while filming a chimpanzee in a video titled “Gorilla at zoo” 😤

There are a lot of these types of videos 😮‍💨

FlockOfCats, 3 days ago to random

We don’t get to see any aurora here, but at least the coronal mass ejection didn’t destroy the power grid, satellites, and other electronics to plunge society into a post-apocalyptic hellscape 🤷‍♀️

#GlassHalfFull

pippa, 5 days ago to random

“if we had a fourth child it would be pretty easy” are words that actually came out of my mouth this evening, someone hit me over the head

appassionato, 8 days ago to palestine

Israel's armed forces have begun evacuating Palestinian civilians from Rafah ahead of a threatened assault on the southern Gazan city.
May 6

https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/israeli-military-begins-evacuating-palestinian-civilians-rafah-radio-says-2024-05-06/

@palestine
#Gaza
#Rafah
#evacuation

FlockOfCats, 8 days ago to random

omg gyomu super didn’t have jalapeños 😭

A GIF of a clip from the Simpsons when Kent Brockman ask a professor if it would be a good time to panic and crack each other’s heads open and feast on the goo inside The professor replace that yes it would be

FlockOfCats, 11 days ago to random

Apparently this butt plug will change the world 😳

networker_365, 15 days ago to random

Getting one or two stops back on a train to catch an empty train constitutes fare evasion. Many commuters think it would not be found, but not necessarily true. This is what friends of mine working as station staff told me:

1. Ask all passengers to alight the train before it reverses

2. Make sure that all passengers queue up before doors

3. Do ticket inspection from the end of each queue

4. Result in penalty fares of 200k to 800k yen in most cases.

gullevek, 16 days ago to random

Is it Moss? #Mosstodon

FlockOfCats, 18 days ago to random

I don’t know who* needs to hear this, but living in Japan is not a substitute for a personality

(*it’s me, and also most Japan YouTubers)

FlockOfCats, 20 days ago to random

I don’t know if it’s my browsing habits or something about the today’s mobile web, but the number of open browser tabs on my phone goes from zero to ungodly very quickly 🧐

FlockOfCats, 21 days ago to random

The don’t read ソ as ン challenge (impossible)

shilkytouch, 22 days ago to random

What an utter monstrosity
https://www.oklahoman.com/story/news/2024/04/19/legends-tower-okc-tallest-skyscraper-oklahoma-tornadoes/73381119007/

FlockOfCats, 26 days ago to random

Dear Wind,

You’ve made your point. Now please knock it off. Thank you.

Sincerely,
Chibaraki residents

FlockOfCats, 27 days ago to random

We’re in a new dark era of Japanese TV — annoying Conan mascot on TV all the time

FlockOfCats, 27 days ago (edited 26 days ago) to movies

Just curious, what would be your preference here? #editing

“We measured the values of parameters A and B and analyzed the relationship between ___________.”

FlockOfCats, 29 days ago to random

Cocotte is here.

🇫🇷🫡

Look! At! It!

FlockOfCats, 1 month ago to random

I just remembered that jaz drives were a thing 👴🏼

k8, 1 month ago to random

The baby carrying her body weight in her randoseru! 🥰

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FlockOfCats, 1 month ago to Bloomscrolling

#Bloomscrolling

A close-up of a dandelion seed head with some seeds dispersing.
Purple flowers with fuzzy leaves amidst green grass.

shilkytouch, 1 month ago to random

Found this at the library and browsed through it with utter disdain and disbelief this mindset exists in 2024.
Got home and couldn’t stop thinking about the backwardness of all the rUleZ🤪 Went back to the library hoping to check it out to analyze more deeply (since i got a new manager this week who seems quite old school) 30 minutes later and it was gone. 🤷🏻

FlockOfCats, 1 month ago to science

I had a couple things come across my timeline that made me think about how far science, especially space science, has come during my lifetime.

For example, when I was younger, Pluto was not much more than a few blurry pixels of a planet, now it is a richly detailed world (and dwarf planet).

When I was a kid, there were 9 planets, now we know thousands, most exoplanets outside the solar system. Wild to think about. 1/3 🧵

#science #space

FlockOfCats, 1 month ago to Birds

Tokyo pigeons are frens

#birds #pigeons

Close-up of a pigeon with grey and black feathers standing on a ledge, with an out-of-focus urban background.
A pigeon perched on a concrete ledge with an urban background featuring a bridge and buildings.
Several pigeons on a stone ledge in an urban environment with buildings and water in the background.