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hammerhead

@hammerhead@goblin.camp

32, Agender, Deep South
Parent, Artist, Fat Chaos Goblin

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family needs help making it between situations!

We’ve been trying to work with super inconsistent income for a while now, and thankfully that should soon be behind us as we will receive my grandmother’s income when she moves in with us to take care of her in her extreme old age. It’s a couple weeks until then, though, and we need help making it to the finish line.

Hoping to find $60 for an oil change, $40 for toiletries and paper goods, and $20 for baby clothes. Any help or boosts very appreciated!

Cashapp: $glamorshark
Venmo: @londonshine
PayPal: PayPal.me/londonshine
Zelle: glamorshark@gmail.com

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pov: you have found the naughty girl who should not be outside but very much is

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hi we have been able to self-sustain pretty well recently, but our EBT just ran out with over a week until refill

need help keeping 3 autistic adults and four kids with all manner of needs and aversions fed in the meantime

thanks y’all

PayPal.me/londonshine
Venmo: @londonshine
$app: $glamorshark

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got asked if I’m the Devil today

no, I didn’t even get to do anything evil

I made the mistake of saying “it ain’t even that hot yet” when people were commiserating in the Disney park groups, acting like it’s INSANE out there right now

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I don’t mean “it’s not hot, you babies”

I mean “yes this is a subtropical place closer to the equator than you’ve ever been, and it gets worse, please plan according to your personal tolerance”

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All the English people saying they’re coming in July and asking for advice and getting mad when the advice is “if it’s at all possible to reschedule, reschedule”

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I saw EIGHT people discussing their under-10yo kids sun poisoning today please just go in November or February

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emergencyyyy

we've been doing way better but I got blindsided by a call from the damn court clerk saying it's not my community hours, but my fees due tomorrow

I do not have the cash and risk losing my diversion and my perfect driving record and not being able to drive for the nonprofit I volunteer for

If anyone out there hates cops and has a few bucks, I could sure use help with this bogus ticket diversion!

WHOOPS forgot to add amount, it’s $120 and I got $20 so far :)

paypal.me/londonshine
cashapp: $glamorshark
venmo: @londonshine

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Signal boosting for my Girl Scouts coleader and her little daughter!

Selena is a disabled queer Latina single mom, trying to make it after escaping a DV situation. She lost income due to missing work for her child’s medical issues, and last night her car got repossessed (with her baby’s car seat and birthday presents in it :c ). She is now facing losing her job AND getting CPS called on her as she can’t get her child to school!

Selena needs $1500 ASAP to get her car out and survive!

Cashapp: $LuzOrravan
Zelle: Selenanavarro74@gmail.com

I can also forward payments via PayPal or venmo, mark as “for Selena” and send to user @londonshine on either platform

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Post about old art got me thinking about these fun lil index card portraits I used to do of my friends :)

peak “I make up for lack of technical skill by going hard on style”

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I was reading a thing about fashion and learned that there is something called "toe cleavage". apparently, it's sexy and classy, so women should make sure to pick shoes that show it. without it, the front area looks frumpy.
who decides on those things? I have questions!!!

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@reginasbread @SapphicGiraffic no it gets worse

there’s a faction that believes it’s tacky, in poor taste, and that having it means you’ve picked ill-fitting shoes (it doesn’t some people just have toes that take up more or less of their total foot length).

during the height of the ballet flat and sneaker flat era in the mid 00’s this was a massive point of contention

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@Uraael @SapphicGiraffic @reginasbread it’s always been bad but in the 00’s and early 10’s it reached a critical mass

It calmed down a bit recently, there’s more “rules” than ever and people have invented shit like “looksmaxxing” that tells you to change your bone structure or else… but the average person truly does not have to follow that shit to succeed at a reasonable level, whereas if you didn’t have the right “Look” in the aforementioned time period you were doomed and destitute

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we get paid next week but the internet is disconnected Now, with 3 autistic children in the house this is a crisis lmao

any assistance or boosts incredibly appreciated, it’s $60 to reconnect

paypal.me/londonshine
Venmo: @londonshine
$app: $glamorshark

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These trucks have the same bed length lmaooo

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Emergency need for phone replacement!

I accidentally slammed my poor phone in a car door today and shattered the screen. It interferes with usability as I have vision issues, and it leaves glass in my ear :c

I’m a parent, guardian of my grammaw who is in long term care, and a Girl Scouts volunteer, I need my phone for hours of constant use throughout the day! A refurbished phone new enough to be decent and old enough to be cheap runs about $200.

any boosts or assistance highly appreciated, thank you!

cashapp: $glamorshark
venmo: @londonshine
paypal: paypal.me/londonshine

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Hey folks! I got an easy, feel good little post here!

I’m a Girl Scout leader of a troop of mostly autistic daughters of queer and trans families in Florida. We just finished an amazing cookie season! However, due to the nature of the cookie sales structure, we’re on the hook for 47 unsold boxes of cookies on our hands, which I really don’t want to make our families pay for!

Instead, if anyone wants to donate the needed $6 per box, we could donate these delicious treats to our local food pantry for folks who can’t usually access them, and our scouts benefit from the same sale! I’ll update our progress in this thread! Please boost, or even share off site :)

PayPal.me/londonshine
Venmo: @londonshine
$app $glamorshark

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it’s so funny that flowers are just like

screaming, “SMELL MY NUTS!”

and we’re all just like

“yeah actually that’s nice thanks”

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Help lol!

We have all the food stamps we need for quite some time, unfortunately food stamps don’t pay for things like shampoo and toilet paper. Please help us with our hygiene needs ;_;

Any assistance or boosts would be awesome, we appreciate y’all!

$mutualaid

$app $glamorshark
PayPal/venmo @londonshine
zelle: glamorshark@gmail.com

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urgent gas need!!!

on empty, we managed earlier but my wife has a 2 hour round trip commute to work this week and it’ll be a while before we get paid. Any assistance or boosts would be awesome, we appreciate y’all!

$mutualaid

$app $glamorshark
PayPal/venmo @londonshine

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just had to take my kid out of school cus they wanted to punish her for being a 5 year old adhd autistic kid. I am so angry I can’t even explain it.

please help me take her to Chuck E Cheese

$app $glamorshark
Venmo/PayPal @londonshine
Zelle glamorshark@gmail.com

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being the no fun adult sucks but I also love to do it cus I can’t trust anyone else to

knocked down a friend and her kid’s plan to go fossil hunting outside of the provided area at the phosphate museum (they were gonna go outside the main phosphate mines)

Teens used to goof around in there a lot in the 70’s. A third of that gen died of various cancers. Including my aunt of leukemia at 22.

Don’t play in/around the fucking mines!

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Queer trans moms with house full o’ disabled kids need groceries until work starts or taxes drop.

Grateful for any boosts or assistance!

Cashapp: $glamorshark
PayPal and venmo: @londonshine
zelle: glamorshark@gmail.com

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I made a soup so good it made a woman dump her boyfriend

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Queer family and disabled kids need help with our overdue power bill! My wife got a second job then immediately lost it for being trans. So much for budgeting.

Any boosts or assistance highly appreciated! It’s $240, of which we have $30.

$app $glamorshark
Venmo and PayPal @londonshine
zelle glamorshark@gmail.com

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3 days left! Queer family and disabled kids need help staying in our home! Twice employed, weeks until pay, this economy is a nightmare!

At $300 of $1750

https://www.paypal.com/pools/c/91krA7fznj no account required!
$app $glamorshark
Venmo @londonshine
zelle glamorshark@gmail.com

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