hazel

hazel, 6 days ago to random

Professor Brian Cox Bangs Your Mum (ASMR)

hazel, 18 days ago to random

nice thing about brighton is the amount of old lesbians with bouffant haircuts

hazel, 25 days ago to random

what ive learnt is, t girls love getting fem with it, and t boys love getting fem with it. thus we can conclude being flouncy is an intrinsic part of human expression

hazel, 25 days ago to random

zazu by rosie vela is like girl cupid and psyche '85

hazel, 27 days ago to random

good morning, don't forget to wash your asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hazel, 29 days ago to random

just saw a tote bag that said 'i am totally recycled to see you'. i am totally recycled to see you

hazel, 1 month ago to random

my understanding is that american's do not empty 1-2 kilogrammes of dishwasher salt into a special salt compartment of their dishwashers? as a european i take pride in emptying a 1-2 kilogramme box of dishwasher salt into a special salt compartment of my dishwasher to contribute to the effective washing of my dishes

hazel, 2 months ago to random

"it's mornin' time"

• mornius

hazel, 4 months ago to random

inside me there are two keys players

1970s video depicting a japanese man in the foreground, looking really cool wearing a head, headphones, a red jacket, black shirt and white tea, leaning back while playing synth with one hand and smoking a cigarette. in the background, a japanese woman wearing headphones and a big double-breasted black dress, boogies behind a number of synthesizers

hazel, 4 months ago to random

eleanor rigby
sucks up the rice in a church where a wedding has been
floor is quite clean

hazel, 5 months ago to random

season status = 'tis

hazel, 6 months ago to random

further to my previous toot, does anybody have any experience using famously small smartphone, the Unihertz Jelly 2. i am curious

hazel, 6 months ago to random

fender tadcaster

hazel, 7 months ago to random

the correct way to take paracetamol is to buy a box of paracetamol when you need it, take two paracetamol, then put the rest in the drawer with all the other boxes of paracetamol

hazel, 7 months ago to random

whenever i see a video on one of those 'musical roads' i wonder how easily you could encode a 1-bit sample into asphalt

imagine nodding off at the wheel and veering into the hard shoulder only to be woken up by the distorted pikachu scream from pokemon yellow :surprised_pikachu:

hazel, 8 months ago to random

me (taking the mic at a top secret Warren Commission hearing): JFK - blown away. What else do I have to say

jk, 8 months ago to random

i reckon all software developers should read this thread. it's incredible. literally everything is here. entire books could be written about it
https://forum.videolan.org/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=120627&p=515618

hazel, 8 months ago to random

woke up feelin pretty good about my gender. im just hazel :3

hazel, 8 months ago to random

bot that does 'real eyes realize real lies' for every word ending in -ize