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hazelweakly

@hazelweakly@hachyderm.io

I have thoughts. Lots of thoughts. They never stop thinking. Never stop thunking. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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hazelweakly, to random
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behold, the git logs of a highly optimal system in which nothing goes wrongly ever

good thing nix saves time and neovim makes you more efficient as a person amirite

hazelweakly,
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To be clear, this is entirely self inflicted. Essentially everything here is fully reproducible, so if I just leave it the fuck alone, its fine. In fact, if I wasn't on the absolutely most bleeding fucking edge of everything for funsies I would also be even more fine.

But hey, live dangerously, get swank ass features 2 weeks before everyone else, yolo, etc etc.

arrdem, to random
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@hazelweakly polite bump on relay access!

hazelweakly,
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@arrdem I have no idea when this can feasibly be a thing, honestly. But I'm going to add this to the github issue for relays so that its clear there's an actual desire for this :)

https://github.com/hachyderm/community/issues/32

hazelweakly, to random
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Yay! My hair is almost ponytail length again! 🥰

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    hazelweakly,
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    @est I think the stat dumping strategy there is unviable for late campaign play because it completely breaks the difficulty of rolls required to gen crits in the CPU?

    But I could be wrong

    hazelweakly,
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    @est it's a thankless job, shitposting via CS degree buzzword bingo, but somebody's gotta do it

    esther, to random

    I see a pattern:

    New fediverse admin allows unrestricted growth of their instance.

    Then there’s a period of excitement, more people rush in, numbers go up.

    Then problems emerge that are too much at the scale that they’re operating at.

    Then they quit (and optionally shut down the server).

    I’m glad we on strangeobject.space have set ourselves up for slow growth (sign-ups on manual approval or via invite) and can pause it at any point if we need a breather.

    hazelweakly,
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    @esther @admin yeah having the admin account is super useful. Looking back, hachyderm would've definitely benefited from doing that from the start :)

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    hazelweakly,
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    @lzg needs? In this economy??

    kf, to random
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    how does linkedin not have a “this is how you know this person” profile annotation feature

    hazelweakly,
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    @kf @estoner sweating and wondering why kf is connected to me on LinkedIn

    ceejbot, to random

    eeeeeeeeee it's good!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndMPzks0pq0

    Now the question is: PS5 or PC?

    hazelweakly,
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    @ceejbot oh this goes so hard. I love smash 'em saber star war games for some reason. So good

    hazelweakly, to random
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    slaps roof of DB this bad boi can fit so many ACID trips in it

    anotherwalther, to random
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    how do you store potentially infinite amounts of traces and spans?

    ilbert's otel

    hazelweakly,
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    @anotherwalther 'alther

    hazelweakly, to random
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    The fact that this code exists in my website still brings me so much joy every time I rediscover it

    hazelweakly, to random
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    My least favorite part of my dog getting old is her death farts completely hotboxing this bedroom. It's unbearable. Save me. I need a gas mask stat

    hazelweakly, to random
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    why the fuck are training videos so awful. pls. all i want is to take the ridiculous multi-choice test and then watch the videos if i don't pass it immediately.

    (I promise I remember this test; I've taken it 50 times now)

    hazelweakly,
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    "this course will take XX time and we've spent millions of dollars to figure out every imaginable way possible to piss people off and force them to watch the whole fucking thing. Please drink verification can to close this prompt and acknowledge that reading this pissed you off."

    hazelweakly,
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    Oh look the safe password practices page is outdated and partially wrong and contains no useful actionable information

    Shocked, I tell ya

    hazelweakly,
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    @oliphant I tried everything

    This shit is somehow react + static slides + SVGs + iframes (multiple) + JS timers, some event listeners, resetting playbackSpeed if its modified, and some other bullshit going on in a way that renders every possible workaround I could think of non functional.

    It's impressive, actually, but absolutely infuriating.

    hazelweakly,
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    @oliphant The amount of time spent trying to make others waste time is absolutely staggering if you calculate it. Sweet hell.

    hazelweakly,
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    @oliphant who are ya calling diabolical now huh?

    hazelweakly, to random
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    OH HELL YEAH GUESS WHOSE CONFERENCE TALK JUST GOT ITS VIDEO UPLOADED?! THAT'S RIGHT!

    Check it out!

    "Hacking the Pachyderm: Scaling Servers and People" in all of its glorious beauty.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmt0ouHFgwY

    (here's the slides + abstract for those curious: https://www.usenix.org/conference/srecon23americas/presentation/weakly)

    Thanks again for doing this with me, @esk! It was awesome!

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    hazelweakly,
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    @ilmai @emilygorcenski tags and categories are actually pretty separate concepts (most CMS solutions conflate the two though, which adds to the confusion)

    But both are really terrible for heterogeneous authoring solutions because you don't have a central source of controlling what gets tagged as what (which is the point Emily is making)

    hazelweakly, to random
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    Thread incoming. I'm trying to figure out better ways to do this sort of mapping of risk analysis <-> SLOs <-> revenue streams. I can do it, I'm just hoping there's better methods out there than I currently have.

    I'd love any and all comments/suggestions/thoughts/etc y'all have! 🧵

    hazelweakly,
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    @w8emv @mononcqc ooh I haven't heard about those somehow. I'm gonna look those up soon :)

    I suspect there's some correlation between the physics and geology, but I also suspect the actual friction of every individual sand grain makes the math a bit too hairy to fully do?

    hazelweakly,
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    @mononcqc @w8emv oh yes! I saw you mention this at some point, I think (or it was in lorin's list of resilience papers)

    Great example of what can go wrong, unfortunately, and I don't know what it's going to take for the software industry to have it's collective reckoning, but I hope it's not from tragedy

    hazelweakly,
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    @adrianco @palvaro oooh and Casey was also on this paper? I definitely need to read this then. Thank you!

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