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heiglandreas

@heiglandreas@phpc.social

Father. Husband. PHP-Nerd. Draughtsman. Soil-Scientist. Brewer. Rescue-Diver. OSS-Maintainer. Challenge-Accepter.

Homebase roughly 50N 8E

@ teamup.com, ingewikkeld.net & stella-maris.solutions

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jrf_nl, to random
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What the f*ck people ?
Copying code I wrote into your own project and then reporting bugs which don't exist in the original project and expect me to solve your shit ????

Seriously, use Composer like a normal person and don't rip off other people's code....

And yes, they are violating the project license as well.

heiglandreas,
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@jrf_nl Ouch!

heiglandreas,
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@wyri In that case people are making heavy use of composer 🙈 - Up to using composer plugins to rewrite code to make it easier to hook into it. (THink removing "final" or making private properties public)...

That doesn't make it better though and might show a certain "I don'T care" attitude...

/cc @jrf_nl

heiglandreas,
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@jrf_nl But to be fair, it looked like they did that due to some version not being available to them. At least there was a comment along those lines in the "fixing" PR.

Though I'm pretty sure that could have been solved more elegantly

/cc @wyri

heiglandreas,
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@jrf_nl That's what I meant with "Could have been solved more elegantly"

/cc @wyri

heiglandreas,
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@wyri @jrf_nl Ask @MarkBaker re. Zip file distributions of PHPSpreadsheet.... 🙈

MarkBaker, to random
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Today, I'm officially declaring a state of emergency. I'm down to my last jar of English marmalade

heiglandreas,
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@MarkBaker 😱

syntaxseed, to php
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Just noticed that PHPCPD (Copy Paste Detectory by @sebastian was archived. (Thanks Sebastian for the many good years of this tool!)

What's everyone using these days for scanning for code duplication? 🤔

heiglandreas,
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@syntaxseed @sebastian Nothing?

I stopped using PHPCPD years ago because of too many false positives.

Also I realized that DRY is not necessarily about code but about logic.

heiglandreas, to random
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I've had a great time in Poznań. And I hope it hasn't been the last time I visited the city. Looking forward to see some of it after the constructions are finished

The townhall and part of the marketplace of Poznań - all under construction

heiglandreas, to random
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Another amazing conference over. A big Thank You to the organizers of the PHPers Summit 2023 for putting together a great event where I had a lot of fun meetimg old and new friends and learned a sh*tload of stuff!

dgoosens, (edited ) to random
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For non English speaking coders...
Especially if working in

requires common language & terminology in code and business

Yet, I see many benefits of coding in English....

  • code homogeneity between public front end and internal code
  • easier to find subcontractors
  • English kinda is the standard
  • devs are more used to it
  • pear review
  • "auditability" (For context, my company's lg is FR... but HQ is British)
  • ...

What do you do ?

(Boosts appreciated)

heiglandreas,
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@dgoosens @pollita Given that the HTTP specs says that ISO-8891-1 should be interpreted as WIN1252 adds to the confusion.

And I'm not even talking about the mixup between encoding and charset...

Or MySQLs UTF-8 which in essence isn't UTF-8...

So yes:

Use Unicode!

(and support much more than english, french and german)

Whether with UTF-8 or UTF-16... who cares?

heiglandreas,
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@pollita @dgoosens Who cares? But stick to one version. So that you don't have to talk about a coloured elevator....

And now go jump out of a 1st floor window if you want to discuss that!

heiglandreas,
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@dgoosens @pollita Spare Time 😂

Before retirement 🤣

heiglandreas, to random
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So it took me almost 5 hours to get from Frankfurt to Frankfurt.... 🙈

And that even (almost) without delay!

heiglandreas,
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@Skoop 🤣

heiglandreas,
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@psycodepath IF it goes wrong it will do so in the most disturbing way....

heiglandreas,
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@Skoop @ravetracer_22 Well.... I'm not talking about the different Münsters, Lahrs, Seelbachs, Heinzenbergs and whatnot (and those are only those where the other one is in a 30km radius around where I live)

grmpyprogrammer, to random
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Part of the reason I feel like I am unlikely to speak at conferences is because all the talks I want to do are variations of “What the fuck are we doing despite knowing better?!?”

This is what 25 years of programming and focussing on things like tests and static analysis will do to you.

heiglandreas,
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@Crell @grmpyprogrammer More interesting to me would be figuring out why people choose to ignore what we should have learbed by now....

heiglandreas, to random
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Hello Poznań.

flowcontrol, to random German
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En route to Poznan 🇵🇱 for @PHPers Summit 2023 🎉

heiglandreas,
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@flowcontrol @PHPers Safe flight!

heiglandreas,
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@flowcontrol @PHPers Shortly before Berlin.... Won't be there before 16:30

heiglandreas, to random
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On our way to the @PHPers Summit.

heiglandreas,
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@PHPers 20 minutes into my travels with Deutsche Bahn we have already 10 minutes delay....

heiglandreas,
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But being the clever guy I am I already planned for that delay. And Deutsche Bahn even helps by delaying the next train by 5 minutes.... 😂

heiglandreas,
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@flowcontrol 🤞

CU later then 😉

heiglandreas, to random
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Konstantin von Notz wünscht sich also man solle sich "Protestformen zuwenden, die keine Gesetze verletzen und auch nicht den Alltag der Menschen trollen"...

Dann können sich verdi, Cockpit oder die Lokführergewerkschaft ja schon mal warm anziehen...

Ach ja: Das ist übrigens dieser Konstantin: https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Konstantin_von_Notz

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