Ok, so here’s what happened, buddy. Crazy usually means reduced inhibitions. Reduced inhibitions= good in bed because you’re not overthinking, you’re just doing what feels awesome.
Then you go out with a girl that’s not batshit insane and doesn’t go from 0-100 with everyone they bang, right away. You’re disappointed. Why does it feel like this normal girl isn’t obsessed with my body immediately? Why is she holding back? It can’t be you, so you attribute it to her being bad in bed rather than the obvious answer that she’s learning you and isn’t completely comfortable yet.
That kind of stuff comes with time. Unless you’re batshit insane.
Tldr: you rushed it with the “normal girls” and you could probably spend some more time growing close to them before declaring them inferior in bed.
I just hate the wet noises that accompany it. Same thing with kissing scenes where they have a shotgun mic basically inside their mouths. It drives my sensory issues up a wall.
This could have been a real punishment if they made her hand sign a letter to every Georgian over voting age. That’s justice. Let her chatgpt the letter. Also make her sign every single one 5 days a week, 8 hours a day until she’s done.
Cool man. You finally made a comment that made me conjure an image that was so gross that I had to cleanse my palate by reading something more wholesome. I chose your username.
To ask a different question… what was wrong with initd? I’m the better part of a decade stale at this point but I don’t know that I ever ran into an edge case that initd couldn’t handle with a little massaging
Normally, when you play and win a game with any deck from the Starter Deck Duel event, you gain those cards from the deck in your collection. Right now it’s bugged and not adding the cards. From the latest patch notes:...
I’m starting to suspect that this game is dead. Played a draft today and got matched up (I’m bronze) against two golds in a row. If the game is just going to mug me for my draft money, they can get fucked.
This is a weird one, but I’d love to see a reimplementation of the sensor bar. The gyro controls haven’t cut it for me. I like how the Wii U game pad had the sensor bar built in to the bezel. The real engineering nightmare would be squeezing IR cameras into the top of the Joycon
Is the bug with Jerboa that no subscribed communities are showing up? From my point of view logged in now I only have access to lemmy.world communities
This dude posts a wildly racist meme of Michelle Obama. I report the post. Funnily enough, the racist post is posted by the mod of dankmemes, dankchristianmemes and some other shit hole....
For those who are unaware: A couple billionaires, a pilot, and one of the billionaires' son are currently stuck inside an extremely tiny sub a couple thousand meters under the sea (inside of the sub with the guys above)....
After they've milked the rest of humanity to amass all that wealth, your solution is to spend more money on going to get them? They fucked around and found out.
MTG Is Trashing Lauren Boebert as a ‘Whore’ to GOP Colleagues (www.thedailybeast.com)
Americans don't want to fight for their country anymore (www.newsweek.com)
If it works, it works... (lemmy.world)
Hex key and mini clamp came in handy for battling a lifting edge
Gen Z is turned off by onscreen sex, wants no-mance over romance, a new study finds (www.latimes.com)
Think anyone would notice? (startrek.website)
Sidney Powell pleads guilty in deal with prosecutors over efforts to overturn Trump loss in Georgia (apnews.com)
Imagine (lemmy.world)
Nic McConnell @NicMcC83:...
‘Horrific’: 189 bodies found and removed from Colorado ‘green’ funeral home (www.theguardian.com)
Authorities find more bodies after initial report of 115 two weeks ago, when owners were evicted and police investigated foul odor...
i find it's a great tool. (lemmy.world)
Amazon To Start Running Ads In Prime Video Series and Movies, Will Launch Ad-Free Tier For Extra Fee (deadline.com)
Toxic is a nonsense mechanic for toxic players, change my mind
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'Suits' Was Streamed For 3 Billion Minutes on Netflix and the Writers Were Collectively Paid $3,000 (nofilmschool.com)
The sorry state of streaming residuals shows why SAG and the WGA are striking.
Meh, I'd count that as a win.🤸 (lemmy.world)
PSA: The Starter Deck Duel is not currently adding the cards to your collection when you win (known bug)
Normally, when you play and win a game with any deck from the Starter Deck Duel event, you gain those cards from the deck in your collection. Right now it’s bugged and not adding the cards. From the latest patch notes:...
see this find a safe spot and start filmin they bout to do some dirt (lemmy.world)
Name a single feature you’d like to see in a Switch 2
This is a weird one, but I’d love to see a reimplementation of the sensor bar. The gyro controls haven’t cut it for me. I like how the Wii U game pad had the sensor bar built in to the bezel. The real engineering nightmare would be squeezing IR cameras into the top of the Joycon
[Update: Failed again] Update to 0.18.1-rc.1 tried and rolled back
We've upgraded lemmy.world to 0.18.1-rc.1 and rolled back that upgrade because of issues....
Abusive mods with no recourse for the users. (lemmy.world)
This dude posts a wildly racist meme of Michelle Obama. I report the post. Funnily enough, the racist post is posted by the mod of dankmemes, dankchristianmemes and some other shit hole....
Wagner Group captures headquarters of the Southern Military District and the building of the Ministry of Internal Affairs in Rostov, the headquarters of Russia's base of operations for War in Ukraine (lemmy.world)
https://press.coop/@nexta_tv/110596817441266741
Do you think the guys on the titanic submarine will be rescued? (lemmy.world)
For those who are unaware: A couple billionaires, a pilot, and one of the billionaires' son are currently stuck inside an extremely tiny sub a couple thousand meters under the sea (inside of the sub with the guys above)....