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jamesthomson, to random
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Oh boy, I look forward to finding out what a great new deal I'm about to get! I'm sure this is going to be changing in my favour!

jeffwatkins,
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@jamesthomson When creating new Disney Villains the “creatives” use current Disney Executives are role models but water them down, because “there’s no way anyone would believe they’re as bad as all that.”

jeffwatkins, to random
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This is my life now.

jeffwatkins, to random
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Is there an ARIA equivalent of accessibilityIdentifier?

jeffwatkins,
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@RobW I'm trying to write UI tests for a Web view in our app. We control the HTML and the wrinkle is it gets localised for 12 different languages and is controlled by marketing. So looking for the content scares me to death.

twostraws, to random
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It’s happening!

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jeffwatkins,
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@twostraws You look like you come from the future!

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  • jeffwatkins,
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    @RobW Only as a sleep aid.

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  • jeffwatkins,
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    @RobW @mikaelacaron @twostraws But think how CLEAN you are!

    jamesthomson, to random
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    Reasonably acceptable for 51.

    jeffwatkins,
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    @jamesthomson Looking good! Happy birthday!

    jeffwatkins, to random
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    Nothing says “I know my tools” like stepping through the slides in Powerpoint instead of using presentation mode.

    jamesthomson, to random
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    Apple very nicely listed PCalc as one of the “must have” Apple Vision Pro compatible iPhone and iPad apps at the end of this video.

    However, the iOS version isn’t listed on the Vision Pro App Store any more, because the native visionOS app is now there instead.

    I would like to take this opportunity to apologise to Tim Cook for ruining his video.

    jeffwatkins,
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    @jamesthomson I think he can take it.

    jamesthomson, (edited ) to random
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    Well, I guess this means I have to finish and ship PCalc on day one then - no pressure!

    https://appleinsider.com/inside/apple-vision-pro/best/the-best-apple-vision-pro-productivity-apps-at-launch

    (the original screenshot in the article was actually from the day of the Vision Pro launch, PCalc looks a lot nicer now!)

    jeffwatkins,
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    @jamesthomson You’ll be fine. Just call Tim and ask him to delay the launch.

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    jeffwatkins,
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    @jamesthomson This looks very cool. If I find a spare $3,500 in my couch cushions I might buy an  Face Hugger.

    You know what would look amazing in spatial land? Graphs! ◡̈

    jeffwatkins, to random
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    It’s too early for lunch… so I’m lurking in the kitchen waiting.

    jamesthomson, to random
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    I was excited to realise that I'd met Samantha Béart, the actor who plays Karlach - my favourite character in Baldur's Gate 3 - eleven years ago.

    Turns out they also played Random Dent in the Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and I got the cast to sign my script book when the live show came through Glasgow.

    Sadly the photographic evidence is somewhat blurry, but that's on brand given the single very blurry photo I have of me meeting Douglas Adams.

    A blurry photo of me with Samantha Béart.
    A blurry photo of me and Douglas Adams.

    jeffwatkins,
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    @jamesthomson That’s super cool. Karlach is also our favourite character. Glad you have the memories even if the evidence is foggy. ◡̈

    twostraws, to random
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    Yesterday we watched Home Alone. Tomorrow we’re watching Arthur Christmas. What family-friendly Christmas movie should we watch tonight?

    jeffwatkins,
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    @twostraws @simonbs I really like Spirited. I convinced Caitlin to watch it and she gave it a grudging thumbs up. It’s a good musical and the cast is great.

    jamesthomson, to random
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    Well, I nearly made it four years!

    jeffwatkins,
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    @jamesthomson Oh no! So sorry. Four years is really impressive though.

    jamesthomson, to random
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    Currently sick and drinking a Lemsip Max to get my fever down, I realise what I actually need is a Lemsip Ultra.

    jeffwatkins,
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    @jamesthomson Hope you feel better soon. Have you tried the new Lemsip Pro Max?

    agiletortoise, to random
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    I watched 4 movies on my birthday yesterday, and I'm worried about withdrawal symptoms. I think, to be safe, I should watch 3 today, and 2 tomorrow, to ease back into life.

    jeffwatkins,
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    @agiletortoise Solid plan to extend your birthday celebration!

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    @gregtitus @kvangork @schwa I don’t know that it’s so much empire building as it is pressure from product partners and marketing to build all the features.

    Plus one EM doesn’t really have time to manage 10 engineers let alone more. Just 1:1s would be crazy. I find my team is about 50% weekly 1:1s and 50% every other week.

    jeffwatkins,
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    @schwa @gregtitus @kvangork none of us work within 100 miles of each other. So having 30min reserved every week for me to just listen to what they have to say feels about right. I’m there to ensure they’re successful; I can’t do that if I don’t hear what they have to say. And in some cases what they don’t say followed up with a probing question or two.

    But based on my experience of my managers at Apple, the fact that I want my team to succeed might be insane.

    jamesthomson, to random
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    Your regular reminder not to trust anything that a LLM tells you.

    Google has updated Bard to a new “greatly improved” model, and it's still talking utter bullshit half the time when I ask it for facts about myself.

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    @jamesthomson @cstross These are systems created by people who are generally unable to admit they have no idea whatsoever. So it doesn’t surprise me if their creations won’t.

    jeffwatkins, to random
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    Our boys have found a new happy place.

    akosma, to random
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    Just published a new blog post: "Expecting People to Work for Free" https://akos.ma/blog/expecting-people-to-work-for-free/

    jeffwatkins,
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    @akosma But think of all the “exposure” you missed! :)

    agiletortoise, to random
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    AirPod adaptive noise cancellation only just for not ever hearing Mariah Carey.

    jeffwatkins,
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    @agiletortoise All holiday music!

    agiletortoise, to random
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    The tradition of pardoning turkeys is best left unconsidered.

    jeffwatkins,
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    @agiletortoise I’ve always wondered what kind of crimes a turkey could commit.

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