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On 15 November, these lovely boys get their balls cut off. I can’t wait!

Mucha stands on the banister preparing to jump.

jeffwatkins,
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@RobW They're fantastic when they're not trying to destroy the house or make so much mischief.

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  • jeffwatkins,
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    @RobW My condolences to your spouse.

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  • jeffwatkins,
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    @RobW I’m glad it hasn’t been so difficult you can’t make great jokes!

    agiletortoise, to random
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    Ugh. It would be kind of hard to get my father-in-law to change to a new Financial Advisor, but I kind of want to fire his on the spot for emailing an unprotected PDF already filled in my wife and my address/phone/birthdays/DL#s - and asking us to add SSNs and some other info and email it back.

    jeffwatkins,
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    @agiletortoise @filmfreak75 Tell him you need HIS SSN to unlock the email.

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  • jeffwatkins,
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    @RobW They didn’t build the Deathstar without science.

    jeffwatkins,
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    @RobW Given that it was far, far away and long ago maybe they measured in chains for something that big.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chain_(unit)

    ctp, to random
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    Look, I get that we want languages to be expressive and powerful and all that, but past a certain point I shouldn’t have to have done graduate work in group theory to be able to effectively use the language.

    jeffwatkins,
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    @ctp A-fucking-men! At some point it’s just wonkery.

    jamesthomson, to random
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    Since when has Myst done real time ray tracing? Hypercard has come a long way.

    jeffwatkins,
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    @jamesthomson We should go back to writing apps in HyperCard.

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  • jeffwatkins,
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    @agiletortoise Congratulations! What’s a little grey between friends?

    mattblaze, to photography
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    I just got a complaint about my posts, which I concluded came from a troll, but perhaps I’m actually coming off in a way that rubs people the wrong way here.

    The complaint was that by posting high resolution images and describing in detail the processes used to create them, I’m merely “showing off” in a way that isn’t useful to most people.

    I indeed do rather niche photography, using relatively esoteric gear. I think some people are interested in process and enjoy the results.

    jeffwatkins,
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    @mattblaze I particularly found your explanation of how you adjusted the focal plane of a recent capture super interesting¹. Your gear is way out of my league, but that doesn’t make it less interesting. If they don’t find your posts interesting, they can unfollow you.

    ¹ With bloody lasers even! What could be cooler‽

    agiletortoise, to random
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    You'd think this would be a good time for House Republicans to learn about ranked-choice voting, but of course not.

    jeffwatkins,
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    @agiletortoise that might lead to inconvenient questions.

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  • jeffwatkins,
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    @RobW And do foreign swans visiting the UK get any say in the matter?

    jeffwatkins,
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    @RobW Harsh.

    jeffwatkins,
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    @RobW I will say Britain has gone to the birds since Brexit. :)

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  • jeffwatkins,
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    @RobW I always refer to petrol as “dinosaur squeezings”.

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  • jeffwatkins,
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    @RobW I’m fairly convinced most of them reproduce via cell mitosis.

    ishabazz, to random

    Earlier this week I had this dream that I started working at Apple. Three days later and I still haven’t woken up.

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    @ishabazz Congratulations!

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  • jeffwatkins,
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    @RobW Did you resort to cheating?

    jeffwatkins,
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    @RobW My hero!

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  • jeffwatkins,
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    @RobW We shouldn’t work unsupervised.

    agiletortoise, to random
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    Appointment made for COVID, Flu, and second dose of the shingles vaccine. May regret doing them all at once, but I gave myself a buffer day after to recover if needed.

    jeffwatkins,
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    @agiletortoise Oh man, you’re brave. I did COVID + flu and I slept like garbage.

    jamesthomson, to random
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    You would have thought the finishing touches would have been done days ago.

    jeffwatkins,
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    @jamesthomson I saw that and decided to go back to sleep.

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  • jeffwatkins,
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    @RobW This is why I have no snooze on my alarms.

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  • jeffwatkins,
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    @RobW @foon I know! It’s moderately expensive, but that’s what makes it so exclusive.

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