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jess

@jess@blop.social

Blop #serveradmin, #musician, #photographer, software dev, village idiot, #lesbian, #Yorkshire, #queer., #eurovision. Once upon a time I ran an ISP in London, now I live in Yorkshire and do other stuff.

For my music/shows etc. as The Bleeding Obvious, go follow https://blop.social/@bleedingobvs but it's very quiet at the moment.

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jess, to diy
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Fedi, some advice please: I recently bought a steel frame (it's part of a table). The paint is flaking off.

I don't want the expense or faff of having it powder-coated - can I just roughly sand off the existing flakes of paint, spray-prime it then use something like a spray paint from a car bodywork place to refresh it?

Tips please..

jess, to random
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Tonight in the pub I had a wonderful chat with an older bloke who'd lost his wife to cancer. We bonded over love of prog rock, urban exploration, and all sorts of stuff. Conversation turned to school days and we compared notes. He asked me a couple of times where I went to school.

Eventually I mentioned the school. It's a local boy's school I went to in the 80s. And I was outed again.

He called me 'mate' after that, and I really hoped after so long it wouldn't bother me, but hey.

Onward.

jess,
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I have to add, it wasn't threatening. It was just... I saw the moment on his face where it sunk in and it totally destroyed me.

I'm going to have a mug of hot chocolate now and sit with the cats, and then tomorrow is another day.

sigh

jess, to random
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Thanks everyone who recommended artists - sorted now and - well, I stopped looking for a daft name when one was staring me in the face.

Mrs R's Retro Roadshow lives!

FB page only (so far) so if you happen to be over there, give it a 'like' please... https://www.facebook.com/mrsr.retro.roadshow

💃🏼🪩🕺🏻

jess, to random
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Hey Fedi, I’m after a couple of freelance illustrator recommends to help me with a cartoon headshot for the Retro Roadshow project.

I’ve got the basic style but need it to look a bit more like ‘me’ (specs, fringe, etc. are wrong on the current one) and have a couple of variants of facial expression. Needs to be supplied in vector form (AI, EPS, PDF all good or whatever the kids use nowadays).

Paid, obvs. Not after anything for free.

HMU with some links please Fedi!

jess, to random
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Buttery biscuit base!

jess, to random
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Today's cheeseboard: Gorgonzola DOP, Wensleydale, Vallage Triple Cream, German Smoked. Plus some charcuterie I hadn't eaten yet.

jess, to random
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Has anyone used "Sunak cost fallacy" yet?

#tory #toryConference #sunak

jess, to random
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There is a special place in hell for app developers who repeatedly just put “Bug fixes and performance improvements” as their version changelog.

jess, to random
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Talking Pictures time. “Lifeforce” - looks awful, but it does have PatStew in it.

jess,
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@glennpegden They didn't have much of a costume budget for her, did they?

jess, to random
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In today's fun, I've just discovered something not working is because...

[drumroll]

...the column name (in MySQL natch) has a space in it. I didn't even think that was possible.

le sigh

jess, to vinyl
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I could really do with something to keep a list of what vinyl I have.

I’ll probably just do a spreadsheet for the mo, but are there any open-source self-hosting recommendations please, or do I just build my own?

Also require: accessible via web browser on-the-move so easily used in a shop while browsing, and doesn’t give Google money or data. Extra points if it’ll log playlists as I gig.

jess, to random
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Currently doing a download at what seems to be a maximum of 32kbytes/s.

I bet we've ended up on a badly-contended 256k upstream. Wonder if it's a domestic DSL we've been routed onto. 😆

Eeh it's just like being back at Mailbox Internet in 1998...

jess, to Cat
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"Hi Mum, I couldn't help but notice your breakfast has eggs and cheese in it, and I like both those things I think..."

jess, to random
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I reckon with today's haul I could easily DJ an all-vinyl Atlantic 252 revival.

jess, to random
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Talked to another Pride organiser tonight who say they have no plans to program any lesbian, trans or gender non conforming acts.

And that’s why I’m doing this.

jess, to random
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It's cheese time.

jess, to random
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Today's work cheeseboard: Chaource, Vallage Triple Cream, Shropshire Blue, Montagnolo, Wensleydale.

I think the Chaource may be becoming one of my favourite cheeses, although I'm not sure it'll ever overtake Baron Bigod (although it's a damn sight cheaper) 🧀

jess,
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@KaraLG84 I really dislike this vogue for adulterating perfectly good cheese with shite.

jess,
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@KaraLG84 @brunogirin I like Marmite, but putting it in cheese… no. Just no. Out.

jess, to queer
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I'm DJ'ing this Sunday for the Wakefield Pride alternative afterparty 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Maybe wear something ridiculous, and DEFINITELY play ridiculous songs.

Come across if you fancy! There's proper beer too, not this chemical shite you get in supposed queer bars who slap a few crinkled rainbow flags up to milk the pink pound (she said cynically 😉).

Maybe even the only aftershow run by queer people for queer people.

jess, to random
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Not actually left the house since Monday, I should do something about that really.

jess, to random
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Still not doing well. Thank you for the kindness though. x

jess, to random
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Head's troubled at the moment. Feeling very very alone again, need to sort that shit out really. It's one of those times when I miss intimacy.

Thankfully it doesn't happen often nowadays, but when it does, it hits quite hard. Bleh.

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