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Mrfunkedude, to random
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Well I have no clue what's going on .

Maybe I'll livestream?
Maybe I'll give my dog a bath?
Maybe I'll have a friend over?
Maybe I'll brush the cats?
Maybe I'll listen to some music?

WHO KNOWS???

jprestonian,
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@Mrfunkedude
When did you last wind your watch?

BlackAzizAnansi, to random
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What tech issue radicalized you?

jprestonian,
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@BlackAzizAnansi
When the world gave up WordPerfect for Microsoft Word, I knew we were damned for eternity.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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Which animal would you be the most afraid of if it gained thumbs?

jprestonian,
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@windhorse @Mrfunkedude
Wait.

Is the thumb in the center of its forehead, or beside one of its hooves?

jprestonian,
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@windhorse @Mrfunkedude
Is it normal-sized, or large?

Mrfunkedude, to random
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My girlfriend texted me asking me the name of a Japanese group that I listen to in an attempt to impress two young teenage girls who belonged to a friend of hers.

I wrote back "Good luck with that!" because I raised a teenage girl and know first hand their lack of interest in ANYTHING coming from an adult.

At least she tried.

jprestonian,
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@Mrfunkedude
5 6 7 8s?

Babymetal?

jprestonian,
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@Mrfunkedude
I'm behind.

stefan, to webdev
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Is it possible to build a react app with plugin support? Like could an app, given an arbitrary cdn url load it, get the component, pass it props and render it without needing to know about it at build time? I feel like it should be possible but I've never seen an example of that. Perhaps for good reasons as maybe xxs stops that idea from working.

jprestonian,
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@stefan
This seed could find no purchase in the rocky soil of his mind.

Alice, to random
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It's a Möbius strip of Calvin peeing on Calvin times infinity.

jprestonian,
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@Alice
They make conveyor belts like that to promote even wear on both sides.

Something to think about, anyway.

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