@jprestonian@thegem.city
@jprestonian@thegem.city avatar

jprestonian

@jprestonian@thegem.city

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

Mrfunkedude, to random
@Mrfunkedude@mastodon.social avatar

My girlfriend texted me asking me the name of a Japanese group that I listen to in an attempt to impress two young teenage girls who belonged to a friend of hers.

I wrote back "Good luck with that!" because I raised a teenage girl and know first hand their lack of interest in ANYTHING coming from an adult.

At least she tried.

jprestonian,
@jprestonian@thegem.city avatar

@Mrfunkedude
5 6 7 8s?

Babymetal?

jprestonian,
@jprestonian@thegem.city avatar

@Mrfunkedude
I'm behind.

stefan, to webdev
@stefan@gardenstate.social avatar

Is it possible to build a react app with plugin support? Like could an app, given an arbitrary cdn url load it, get the component, pass it props and render it without needing to know about it at build time? I feel like it should be possible but I've never seen an example of that. Perhaps for good reasons as maybe xxs stops that idea from working.

jprestonian,
@jprestonian@thegem.city avatar

@stefan
This seed could find no purchase in the rocky soil of his mind.

Alice, to random
@Alice@beige.party avatar

It's a Möbius strip of Calvin peeing on Calvin times infinity.

jprestonian,
@jprestonian@thegem.city avatar

@Alice
They make conveyor belts like that to promote even wear on both sides.

Something to think about, anyway.

Mrfunkedude, to random
@Mrfunkedude@mastodon.social avatar

Stop asking me for my socks.

jprestonian,
@jprestonian@thegem.city avatar

@Mrfunkedude
I have not, but while we're here, please stop offering me your socks.

jprestonian, to random
@jprestonian@thegem.city avatar

Bonus Venus.

Mrfunkedude, to random
@Mrfunkedude@mastodon.social avatar

APRIL FOOLS!

"Funk" isn't my real name.

jprestonian,
@jprestonian@thegem.city avatar

@Mrfunkedude
I believe I am owed a refund.

stefan, to random
@stefan@gardenstate.social avatar

youtube is acting weird for me. Videos are not playing at full resolution and keep buffering.

jprestonian,
@jprestonian@thegem.city avatar

@stefan
Sub-par ad blocker?

jprestonian,
@jprestonian@thegem.city avatar

@stefan
If you haven't, ditch your ad blocker, and use uBlock Origin.

Mrfunkedude, to random
@Mrfunkedude@mastodon.social avatar

If you take one thing I say seriously, let it be this...

"You" is not a static thing. It is as unique and as flowing as a river. Who we are changes in each moment. The only thing about us that remains consistent, is our attachment to who we think we are.

When we learn to let go of this attachment, we open ourselves up to becoming more. We transcend our own boundaries and widen our understanding of not just ourselves, but of each other.

Let go of who you think you are, and become more.

jprestonian,
@jprestonian@thegem.city avatar

@Mrfunkedude
And that goes double for your intestinal microbiota.

jprestonian, to random
@jprestonian@thegem.city avatar
Alice, to random
@Alice@beige.party avatar

I politely request that all gentlemen callers text me instead.

jprestonian,
@jprestonian@thegem.city avatar

@Alice
This is after that whole Dad interview process.

jprestonian,
@jprestonian@thegem.city avatar

@Alice
So, first I text your dad...

jprestonian,
@jprestonian@thegem.city avatar

@Alice
I'm probably older than your dad. We could talk about hip replacement strategies.

shoq, to random
@shoq@mastodon.social avatar

I have never been so unexcited about unboxing something as I am about this shiny new CPAP machine. Everyone tells me it’s a life-changing experience, and I am perfectly prepared to discover that. But until I have, the idea is about as appealing as cilantro ice cream.

jprestonian,
@jprestonian@thegem.city avatar

@shoq
I remember back, nearly 30 years ago now, my first morning after eight hours of sleep with my first CPAP. Superman had nothin' on me!

Mrfunkedude, to random
@Mrfunkedude@mastodon.social avatar

Its Monday again.

New opportunities to fuck things up await you! You can do it!

jprestonian,
@jprestonian@thegem.city avatar

@Mrfunkedude
Y'know, he's not wrong.

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • normalnudes
  • tsrsr
  • DreamBathrooms
  • thenastyranch
  • magazineikmin
  • hgfsjryuu7
  • Youngstown
  • InstantRegret
  • slotface
  • everett
  • rosin
  • ngwrru68w68
  • kavyap
  • PowerRangers
  • Leos
  • ethstaker
  • GTA5RPClips
  • Durango
  • cisconetworking
  • osvaldo12
  • vwfavf
  • khanakhh
  • mdbf
  • cubers
  • modclub
  • tacticalgear
  • tester
  • anitta
  • All magazines