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kel

@kel@mastodon.online

Escape Artist. Nowhere Man. Ghost Pirate. 👻 🏴‍☠️

I am disabled and a fell runner!

I build synthesisers!

I cook, bake & ferment from scratch NO VAT;

Suggested Filters, if sensitive: #Food #Beer

No ALT = No Boost

Advocating violence == report & block!

I ask all the questions narcissists hate, I don't mean to, I just have an innate talent for unveiling ulterior motives and a$£hol€s.

Auto-delete ON

#nobridge #nobot

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I am finally starting sourdough, just made the starter as per instructions from Vanessa Kimbell's 10-Minute Sourdough book 😀

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Please excuse me, I may be some time... 😆

This winters reading is amazing 🤩

Oh and I think I like WoB.

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Solent Plastics seem like they have their act together - very professional service!

Let's see how this order works out, but well pleased to be getting a couple of these.

This is for longer term storage of dried goods to keep them safe from little bugs after I place an order for whole foods for a few months. I am not going through that again! Not expensive, and well worth the investment I reckon.

https://www.solentplastics.co.uk/scuba-box-medium-black-water-resistant-storage-trunk/

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eBay money back guarantee is absolutely meaningless.

They just abuse your time and energy until you give up.

Closing my eBay account, it is now not a safe place to shop.

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Imagine if supermarkets were made to put all the shi!t food behind closed doors like they did with tobacco.

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Read it and weep!

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I can't begin to understand why anyone would want to be a politician in 2024.

What makes a person wake up in the morning and think "I will set my life goal to be amongst the most despised, mistrusted, obnoxious creatures on earth"?

It's not like there's such a thing as a good politician is there!

I just don't get it! 🤷‍♂️

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Agent starts talking over the top of me while I am speaking, interrupting, but I can't hear them because, you know, I am speaking.

I say "can you not interrupt me please" and start again.

They interrupt me again.

this happens 4 or 5 times.

I raise my voice and say, "Will you stop interrupting me please. That's very rude."

They say, "I am not being spoke to like this and I am terminating the call."

Click.

WTAF is wrong with people?

We are in DEEP TROUBLE!

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press.coop have disabled all the interactivity features on their instance making it impossible to go to their home page and block them.

This is bad.

I need to obliterate this horrorshow from my timeline in perpetuity but I don't know how to do it because the tools to do so have been disabled.

Any Mastodon wizards got the answer please?

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I love baking bread, expect to see a couple of photos like this from me every week :))))

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Does anyone know any good resources for writing modern, ethical, inclusive contracts between businesses and freelancers working with complex setups that include multiple third party service providers each with a wide variety of license and service level agreements?

It feels like if should be relatively simple, but on adding any detail it quickly cascades into a blur of complexity and fuzzy boundaries.

Thank you!

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Okay, I am getting serious about leaving search behind as an early 21st century faux pas.

I just set up a local web site running Wordpress (minimal effort) and added my first 'help' post with the answer to a question I repeatedly have to search for, tagged it and categorised it.

That's one question I will never need to use a search engine for again ... 🤩

So it begins!

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I think I am developing quite a reasonable technique for v60 pour overs.

Very little cling!

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Update!

First of all is a new tag to make it easy for anyone to follow or filter these posts - I genuinely don't mind which you choose; please feel free!

Second, I have a rower - THANK YOU - to everyone who helped make this possible in such a short time. I can't tell you how much I appreciate it.

Third, I did not get a Concept2. I spoke with an engineer at https://wolverson-fitness.co.uk, a UK company that make good stuff, and they explained in detail, how their rower was 98% identical...

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Boop!

site now up!

Please let me know if you find anything wrong - thank you 🥰

https://kel.audio

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Savoyarde Bilberry Tart 🥰

I make one of these every year when the bilberries are ripe, utterly delicious 😋

It's quite a lot of work, the pastry needs to be baked blind before adding the ground almonds and fruit, but it's worth it!

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Oooooh! 🤪

For the record, it seems vips failed on Mac OS using Brew

"error: linking with cc failed: exit status: 1"

a whole bunch of paths and

"note: ld: library not found for -lvips
clang: error: linker command failed with exit code 1"

But, installing FairCamp without lvips worked just fine!

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The opening scene of Source Code is superb!

From a critical theory point of view the setup for the entire film is really good; major characters introduced, premise for story set, clues dropped - just brilliant!

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Does anyone have any vitamin and mineral supplement recommendations please?

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The number one reason I am blocked on here is because I don't think it is ever okay to promote violence!

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For the first time ever in my life I have applied for a music residency - I didn't plan it - it just kinda happened 😳

My heart is pounding...

This is so far out of my comfort zone it's untrue, but I need to do something to move my life forward and why shouldn't it be with music? 😊

I have a good idea for it, I would love to give it a go, the people in the organisation seem lovely, and I need a bit of love, positivity and hope right now - so yeah - who knows right?

🥰

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Is it just me?

If I set all my gear up in a studio - I seem to lose all will to play!

But the moment I put some stuff on the floor, make a mess and sprawl around, or sit with one bit of gear on the sofa, I suddenly start having fun and feeling creative!

Why? 🤷‍♂️

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Baa baa black sheep have you any wool?

https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=REPPgPcw4hk

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This is an incredible read, please make yourself a nice cup of your favourite beverage, make yourself comfy and have a good read of Aria's story.

If you care - please boost far and wide!

https://aria.dog/barks/why-i-will-never-create-modules-for-vcv-rack-anymore/#quitting

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