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kel

@kel@mastodon.online

Escape Artist. Nowhere Man. Ghost Pirate. 👻 🏴‍☠️

I am disabled and a fell runner!

I build synthesisers!

I cook, bake & ferment from scratch NO VAT;

Suggested Filters, if sensitive: #Food #Beer

No ALT = No Boost

Advocating violence == report & block!

I ask all the questions narcissists hate, I don't mean to, I just have an innate talent for unveiling ulterior motives and a$£hol€s.

Auto-delete ON

#nobridge #nobot

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This is an incredible read, please make yourself a nice cup of your favourite beverage, make yourself comfy and have a good read of Aria's story.

If you care - please boost far and wide!

https://aria.dog/barks/why-i-will-never-create-modules-for-vcv-rack-anymore/#quitting

kel, to random
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Hands up if you Love Tracy Chapman!

https://iv.melmac.space/watch?v=AIOAlaACuv4

kel, to random
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I know on there are many artists vying for attention, but apart from the charity drive, I have not had a single sale for my stuff yet this year!

You don't need to buy, no one should be pressuring anyone to buy things, but a BOOST is free and I have the four major releases as pinned posts.

Please would you be so kind and go to my profile and boost all four?

And if you can purchase, know it will be very much appreciated.

Thank you 🙏

🕊️ ♥️ ✊

p.s. I am not kidding:

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What % of a population of a country must exhibit a particular characteristic to make it acceptable to verbally abuse, ridicule and generally shit all over the entire country and everyone who lives there (and the people who do not happen to behave in that way) for that particular trait?

kel, to Musicproduction
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Roland R70 Drum Kit Samples!

FREE!

Or pay what you want... check em out, if you love them buy me a coffee, if you don't, don't!

It's that simple!

Enjoy ♥️

https://ko-fi.com/s/c6d26c8226

kel, to random
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Baa baa black sheep have you any wool?

https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=REPPgPcw4hk

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are toots that are 100% happy, benign and completely safe!

Please only post lovely things to thank you 🙏

This is for people who need a happy timeline, a rest from the noise, somewhere to be calm and happy!

Just search for or click on the tag and enjoy 🥰

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Maybe it's worth remembering;

Wordpress.com - absolute control over your stuff through the back door - they own the back door. Opt out? Sure, but when/how effective?

Jetpack - compromises to some of your stuff? Hard to tell without doing a deeper analysis. You own the back door, but you opened it for Jetpack - same with other plugins? All questionable!

Posting your stuff on the internet without any login or paywall - access to everything you publish is by default.

Tech got severely toxic!

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I don't usually put work stuff up here, but if anyone is panicking over the wordpress.com (not wordpress self hosted) disaster, I will help you!

DMs open!

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Wordpress hits all time low

Apparently they have joined the 'all your data to be sold for AI training' posse of losers and grifters!

If you are still hosting your website on wordpress.com you are now working for the enemy whether you like it or not 😂

Oh, and due to typically sloppy slapdash incoherent inaccurate bullshit journalism, it is unclear whether this is wordpress.com or whether the entirety of wordpress including the open source code base is infected with this nasty virus.

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Mini adventure to Halifax today, I went to the little Thai Kitchen in the indoor market that makes lovely Thai food for a few £. Yum! 😋

The customers were a riotous mix of nationalities, colours and creeds, if ever you need irrefutable evidence that we all get along just fine, this is an excellent place to visit.

Anyone who claims different is lying to you; it's a tiny minority with a lot of power who are causing all the problems, everypeoeple get along perfectly well together! 💯

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I might have to go to the doctor, I seem to have lost the ability to communicate clearly. It keeps happening! Massive miscommunication issues, deep misunderstandings, it';s really making me feel like I should not say a single word!

I am suspecting brain damage from covid maybe?

kel, to random
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Sonoma!

Just upgraded to this OS and the new screensavers are stunning and really alienating, like I don't relate to a lot of them!

But the undersea ones are just ... wow!

😮

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For a moment I thought the 5th of March was a long way away, but it's really not is it!

Ableton Live 12 is coming!

Looking forward to trying out the new stuff 👍

kel, to food
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Eat my loaf! 😋

kel, to random
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Is it just me?

If I set all my gear up in a studio - I seem to lose all will to play!

But the moment I put some stuff on the floor, make a mess and sprawl around, or sit with one bit of gear on the sofa, I suddenly start having fun and feeling creative!

Why? 🤷‍♂️

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Just for the record, I am not into any FollowFriday thing or any thing else like this, connections here are made through shared experience / personal connection and...

...and what?

There is no other way 🤷‍♂️

Follower count - huh?

Clout? 🤣

Audience? Oh please - come on - this is 2024 - we have evolved so far beyond this - well, I hope so anyway 🤷‍♂️

I am not here to be a brand, commercial entity, etc. if anything at all I have one agenda here; charity and helping others.

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Wow. Joe Rogan goes from arrogant asshole to utter waste of flesh!

In the bin!

if you haven't had enough already from their atrocious and abusive behaviour, it really is time to cancel that Spotify subscription, unless you want to actively support this abomination?

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I think I am developing quite a reasonable technique for v60 pour overs.

Very little cling!

kel, to random
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Having just these 4 negative search terms built into a locally hosted search form for google makes such a massive difference to results!

-bbc -reddit -amazon -ebay

kel, to random
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It's the weekend.

I have everything I need.

There is nothing I have to do.

I am free of obligations.

No one is giving me any crap.

I am comfortable.

Relaxed.

Everything is quiet.

This is so nice... I feel really grateful for this moment!

kel, to food
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Bilberries are amongst the hardest fruit to pick, but they are my favourite, favourite!

♥️

kel, to random
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Okaaaaaaay....!

For some unfathomable reason, I have full capacity for listening to music today!

ACT NOW!

Please link your best track in the comments below this toot and I will listen to as many as I can!

This can be something you have made yourself, or just something you love!

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