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kevbob

@kevbob@xoxo.zone

Scratching that good ol parasocial itch. Alum: Flickr & a few others since. Trust & safety vet & fraud fighter. PDX 🇺🇸 🌎 CEB 🌏 🇵🇭. Lots of bad dad jokes, sometimes something only I will understand. Occasional short rants. A few reposts of things that interest me or I feel strongly about. He/him

I terminated Jason Calcanis’ Flickr API key in the ‘naughts.

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kevbob, to animals
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My poor Beanie baby had hives today. This was after her day at the spa… I mean vet. Her welts are still slightly visible. Knowing the provenance of dog allergies is harder to discover than knowing the mysteries surrounding the origin of the Sphinx.

#dogsofmastodon

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Well this pissed me off. I watched this documentary about the forgotten Niuean soldiers who fought in WWI on behalf on New Zealand.

Many of them died of European diseases before they could even make it to the western front. The ones that did make it were accessories to white soldiers in the war. Their main duty was to dig trenches for them. https://youtu.be/9dNEkJsNmiA?feature=shared

kevbob,
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@sipi little better than slaves.

kevbob,
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@sipi it was at least gratifying to find some of the young men melted away when the recruiters came to get a couple hundred men for the war and avoided battle.

kevbob,
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@sipi it was perfect.

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Ok the collection between me and Munchkin is down to 4 guitars, 3 basses, 6 ukuleles, a mandolin, a melodica, a piano, a MIDI keyboard controller, a few amps, parts to build 3 more guitars and I am not looking forward to moving it all a thousand miles. Gear acquisition syndrome is a real disease that was exacerbated by the pandemic but little discussed by the medical community at large.

kevbob,
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@zeruch Vegas.

amye, to random
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The happiest dog.

kevbob,
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@amye I mean…

kevbob, to random
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Courtesy reminder. If moving to a different state, resist the urge to move your flat pack furniture. Just give that stuff away or it’ll be back to sawdust by the time your moving van has arrived at your destination.

kevbob,
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@mckern oh hey that Expedit I got off you is going with us! The flat pack stuff I was referring to was actually total junk from (I think) Target that we got in a hurry when we bought this house.

kevbob,
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@jimray if it was Ikea flatpack I was giving away it might, but it was more like junk from Target. 😂 (There are a few Ikea things that are going with us.)

kevbob, to random
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It was a good day. I found raccoon poop in the front yard. They are always welcome as well as the opossums.

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One thing you don't think about ahead of time as a parent is the stuff you buy for your child over several years for things that variously spark their interest which they abandon. I mean, we all do this as kids, no surprise. But as my 13 year old sheds things as we prep for a move, I see all that stuff we provided for her which was just passing fancy now being prepped for donation. It's karma, baby!

kevbob,
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“BUT WHY ARE YOU NOT FLUENT IN JAPANESE NOW YOU HAVE ALL THESE BOOKS???”

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kevbob, to random
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Terrified our house is going to be featured on one of those worst of Zillow blogs when we go to market this week.

kevbob,
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@APBBlue it’s a gorgeous house in general but it’s taking so much time to declutter before pix on Wednesday.

kevbob,
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@APBBlue but.. but… we have that. Is it a faux pas?

kevbob,
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@APBBlue ok well if that’s the case I won’t worry about the combination dungeon/my office.

koushiniku, to Halo
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Nice 22° halo here! #halo #ORWX #PDXTST

kevbob,
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@koushiniku 🌞🐶

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Just now:

Guy rolls up on a Segway, big bright smile. “Happy Memorial Day!”

Me: “But it’s not a happy Memorial Day.”

His face falls.

Me: “Today is a day to remember the dead.”

His demeanor changes, “Of course, you’re right. Thank you. Anyway, we’re out in the neighborhood telling people about our extermination services..” points at house “like your neighbor…”

Me: “No thanks.”

he rolls away

cc: @mckern

kevbob,
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@mckern he even named their first and last name, like anyone wants to be identified without their permission any more. Oh also I was standing next to my “No solicitors” sign. I usually point at that but when he did what some ding dong did for you for the same service today I was stunned.

kevbob,
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@dokas yessir.

mckern, to random
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Door to door exterminator/pest control woke me up this morning. I can tell you that even if I need such a service, I'm not buying it from the guy going door to door on Memorial Day.

kevbob,
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@mckern Happy Memorial Day! Can I kill your pests?

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I never knew my grandfathers, one was dead by the time I was born and the other died when I was 1 but I like to think they’d be proud of me wearing my heavy socks pulled up to my just below my knees when I go out and run errands.

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Happy Birthday to one of my favorite songwriters, Neil Finn, born 27 May 1958. Crowded House is about to release the second album since he reanimated the band a few years ago and I’m really excited to hear what the rest sounds like.

Teenage Summer:

https://youtu.be/KyzrtCyKft0?si=8ecoduzS6_giSziA

kevbob,
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Also turning 66, two days prior on 25 May 1958, one of my other favorite songwriters, Paul Weller, who just released his new album called… ‘66’.

Jumble Queen:

https://youtu.be/1IcXPDFKgXA?si=lCDIr8Es6Ji59AAf

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