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koushiniku

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I have herd of cats that own a goldendoodle.
I'm a system/platform performance architect at a chip company.

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koushiniku, to random
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koushiniku, to animals
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Stella turned 3 yesterday. Cleo turned 3 today!

Cleo, a cat, lounging on the desk.

koushiniku, to animals
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koushiniku,
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@kevbob Well, it’s more like “STOP PETTING THE CAT! YOU MUST ONLY LOVE ME!”

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Math classes I wish existed:

The History and Theory of Mathematical Notation Use and Design

Mathematical Communication: Communicating Proofs and Data with Clarity to Varied Audiences

Fingers, Algorithms, Abacuses and Computers: Tools of Mathematical Calculation

What would you add to your dream course catalog?

koushiniku,
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@justafrog @futurebird People act like I’m some kind of wizard when I need to measure 1 1/2 cups and I use the 3/4 measuring cup.

koushiniku, to HashtagGames
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StillIRise1963, to random
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If there's surge pricing for FOOD, take your lunch to work. FUCK THESE PEOPLE.

koushiniku,
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@chris @StillIRise1963 @justafrog I don’t see how it will work until most of them do it (and the places that don’t are too crowded). And that is called price fixing.

BigAngBlack, to random
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Y'all ever exaggerate profanity? Like as a habit cause the words just don't have enough impact

like
"GATT-DAMN!"

koushiniku,
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@BigAngBlack I knew a guy who used “Judas Priest!” as profanity.

koushiniku, to animals
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Does anyone else’s cat steal coffee? No cream, just black coffee.


Lizette603_23, to random
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https://www.penzeys.com/shop/about-republicans/
BUY PENZEY'S. they also happen to have fantastic items.

koushiniku,
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@Lizette603_23 We may have gone a little overboard…

molly0xfff, to random
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just inventoried my bin of bulk/duplicate spices bc i need to make a penzey's order

FOUR bottles of smoked paprika

i use it in one (1) recipe

koushiniku,
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@molly0xfff Smoked paprika is so good I don't see a reason for regular paprika to exist.

koushiniku, to HashtagGames
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He kept staring at her mammatus.


mekkaokereke, to random
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Phone drops from 16,000 feet? Not a scratch!

Phone drops from your hand? Shattered!

🙂🙃

https://www.tiktok.com/@seansafyre/video/7321567678014016798

Only use your phone over grass. This is it's natural habitat.

koushiniku,
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@mekkaokereke Twice now

koushiniku,
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@mekkaokereke I do hope Cuong Tran gets their phone back soon and they deserve a refund on those bag fees.

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  • koushiniku,
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    @acdha Can I just say I’ve never seen a journal article render so nicely on a phone browser.

    BlackAzizAnansi, to random
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    So how will y'all be commemorating White Juneteenth?

    koushiniku,
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    @BlackAzizAnansi potato salad with raisins

    koushiniku,
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    @milti @BlackAzizAnansi Lost Cause 2.0

    StillIRise1963, to random
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    If we picked random fuckers off the street, I bet Congress would function better.

    koushiniku,
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    @StillIRise1963 It’s pretty much how we decide who’s guilty of crimes.

    thomasfuchs, to random
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    These days you can't even tell people to google it themselves, because you can't find shit anymore with Google

    koushiniku,
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    @thomasfuchs I still miss AltaVista.

    maxkennerly, to random
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    Yikes. Among the many problems here, it seems this Lt. General is completely ignorant about the history of war. If being "a Judeo-Christian society" was a bulwark against war crimes, history would look quite different.

    "Pentagon AI more ethical than adversaries’ because of ‘Judeo-Christian society,’ USAF general says"

    https://www.defenseone.com/technology/2023/07/pentagon-ai-more-ethical-adversaries-because-judeo-christian-society-usaf-general-says/388711/

    koushiniku,
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    @maxkennerly Ahh, who would forget Asimov’s 4th law, “WWJD”.

    dancinyogi, (edited ) to random
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    Now that we're into Summer in the northern hemisphere, I'd like to introduce the cooling breath. This works well to cool the body down on a hot day or after a workout.

    1. Press your tongue against your lower teeth and purse your lips as if you're about to sip through a straw.
    2. Inhale for four counts. The effect is as if you're sucking cool air through a larger-than-normal straw.
    3. Close your mouth
    4. Exhale through your nose for six counts.

    Repeat for about three minutes.

    koushiniku,
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    @dancinyogi Interestingly similar to the “I took a bite of something too hot” breath.

    lowqualityfacts, to random
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    I owe you all the deepest and sincerest apology. It has been brought to my attention that my facts are enabling fascism and destroying democracy. I am especially sorry for the harmful facts stating that:

    -Every month is National Potato Month.
    -George W. Bush has a Foo Fighters tattoo on his back.
    -Optimus Prime is the only heterosexual Transformer.
    -The Lord of the Rings was filmed in New York City.
    -Cher’s full name is Chernobyl.

    I pray that you can all find it in your hearts to forgive me.

    koushiniku,
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