klemptor

klemptor, 12 days ago

She is super adorable, old dogs are the best 🩶

klemptor, 1 month ago

From a high rise, people at street level look like ants. But in this case there are actual massive ants on the side of the building.

klemptor, 1 month ago

Keurigs taste like trash though.

klemptor, 1 month ago

I’m glad she’s feeling better!

klemptor, 1 month ago

One of the most bizarre feelings is when things that used to be commonplace are explained to the youts like museum pieces.

“Now, this is what we used to call a ditto machine. It used chemicals to make good smelling purple copies of things!”

“These metal rods were called ‘rabbit ears’. You needed to position them juuuust right to watch a live broadcast!”

“It was common for people to have a small circular scar, usually somewhere on their arm, from a smallpox inoculation. But if the scar had a spiral pattern, it came from a playing around with a car cigarette lighter!”

klemptor, 1 month ago

A lot of people see potatoes as a vehicle for saturated fats - butter, sour cream, bacon, cheese. Potatoes are fine but toppings can be unhealthy.

klemptor, 2 months ago

Are you kidding? He’s super smart, very personable, handsome, and kind. The whole Leah Brahms hologram was way out of character - I blame the writers. I’m an actual human woman and I think Geordi’s a catch!

klemptor, 2 months ago

I’m 42 going on 900 apparently because I don’t get this and it makes me feel ANCIENT

klemptor, 2 months ago

U-S-A

U-S-A

U-S-A

(because of course it is)

klemptor, 2 months ago

I’m rewatching DS9!

klemptor, 2 months ago

Has a mild Dr Seuss vibe

klemptor, 2 months ago

Useless? LOOK HOW CUTE HE IS!!!

klemptor, 2 months ago

Ah I knew it had to be women’s fault somehow!

/s

klemptor, 2 months ago

I think people like this believe that non-straight folks have an agenda to make straight folks* feel ashamed of being straight. As in - if you’re proud of being gay, that means you must think being not-gay is a bad thing. And so they feel attacked. It’s so brainless and reactionary.

• Or white, or Christian, or insert whatever not-really-persecuted-but-thinks-they-are group here

klemptor, 2 months ago

Or if you have tiny little lady hands like me, a cassette and a pinky finger.

klemptor, 3 months ago

You will answer for your crimes.

klemptor, 3 months ago

And a good Q!

klemptor, 3 months ago

• Face is short and rounded
• Childlike positioning of arms and hands, which are small and thin like seen in children
• Bows in her hair
• Childlike pout

This really does look like a kid with tits. No bueno.

klemptor, 4 months ago

Aw, my folks are boomers and I hate thinking about this :'(

klemptor, 4 months ago

Gen X here, fuck that noise.

klemptor, 5 months ago

Aww… :'(

My lil old lady would probably wish 1) to be young again and then 2) for me to throw the squeaky ball

klemptor, 5 months ago

“Ice” tea drives me nuts - it’s iced!

klemptor, 5 months ago

Man when I tell you my panties just exploded off my body…

klemptor, 5 months ago

Personally I’d be sad to see Beehaw go. I enjoy several of your communities and I think the wider fediverse would be poorer for it. But you need to do what’s best for you. Best wishes to you no matter what you decide ☮️💙🙂

klemptor, 5 months ago

I really don’t think the EMH counts.