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kulturhack, 3 months ago to random

“Waiting For The Havisham”

—The Velvet Underground

#CharlesDickensASong

kulturhack, 3 months ago to random

“Danse Micawber”

—Camille Saint-Saëns

#CharlesDickensASong

kulturhack, 3 months ago to random

“West End Urchins”

—Pet Shop Boys

#CharlesDickensASong

kulturhack, 3 months ago to random

Buh-bye, Ronna. Thoughts and prayers.

You were Donnie The Wannabe Despot’s puppet until suddenly you weren’t.

On the upside, you can restore the “Romney” part of your name. But on the downside, you’re gonna need that “Trump“ tattoo removed.

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/02/06/us/politics/ronna-mcdaniel-rnc-trump.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare

kulturhack, 3 months ago to random

In my dreams, Tilda Swinton’s cold front would sweep through the initial hour of our first date, but then a steady warming trend would develop accompanied by tearful precipitation during the transition between the fronts because, yes, how could she have been so blind over the years? A single date has proven she has been in love with me. Late in the evening stormy passion is predicted accompanied by thunderclaps.

(As always—call me, Katherine Matilda.)

#DescribeADateAsAWeatherForecast

adtothebone, 3 months ago to random

Orville looks on while his sister Mabel Schafer cooks her recipe for Caramel Corn.

kulturhack, 3 months ago to random

“No Problem, Delilah”

—Tom Jones

#OppositeASong

kulturhack, 3 months ago to random

“Walk On The Mild Side”

—Lou Reed

(‘And the milquetoasts go doo-doo-doo-doo-doo…’)

#OppositeASong

kulturhack, 3 months ago to random

“(We Could Be) Cowards”

—David Bowie

#OppositeASong

kulturhack, 3 months ago to random

“10th Avenue Heatwave”

—Bruce Springsteen

#OppositeASong

kulturhack, 3 months ago to random

“Love Is That Weird-Guy-In-High-School-Whose-Name-Escapes-You In An Ooen Car”

—Eurythmics

#OppositeASong

kulturhack, 3 months ago to random

“Avalon, New Jersey”

—Roxy Music

#OppositeASong

kulturhack, 3 months ago to random

‘I Saved The Sheriff (But The Other EMT Resuscitated The Deputy)”

—Bob Marley & The Wailers

#OppositeASong

kulturhack, 3 months ago to random

“Bittersweet Jane”

—The Velvet Underground

#OppositeASong

kulturhack, 3 months ago to random

“Maybe I’m Jaded”

—Paul McCartney

#OppositeASong

kulturhack, 3 months ago to random

“Chastity Pumps”

—Amy Winehouse

#OppositeASong

kulturhack, 3 months ago to random

Downdraft Above My Wings”

—Bette Midler

#OppositeASong

kulturhack, 3 months ago to random

“I’d Do Anything For Love (Especially That)”

—Meat Loaf

#OppositeASong

kulturhack, 3 months ago to random

“I Don’t Know How To Even Like Him”

—Donald Trump, Superpain

#OppositeASong

kulturhack, 3 months ago to random

“Eight Saturdays A Week”

—The Beatles

#OppositeASong

kulturhack, 3 months ago to random

Now that MAGA has made it okay to impeach people you don’t like, I’ve impeached the guy down the street who still has his holiday decorations up, my creepy third cousin, the entire Marvel Cinematic Universe, Chris Chibnall for ruining Doctor Who, and Donnie The Wannabe Despot for a historical third time.

kulturhack, 3 months ago to random

“Space Oddity” / “Ashes To Ashes”

—David Bowie

(Marcel Duchamp calls this sort of thing a “readymade.”)

#ScotchTapeAMoviePlotOrPoem

kulturhack, 3 months ago to random

The women come and go, speaking of Maya Angelou

#ScotchTapeAMoviePlotOrPoem

kulturhack, 3 months ago to random

King Kong fakes his death and lives a long life as Mighty Joe Young.

King Kong / Mighty Joe Young

#ScotchTapeAMoviePlotOrPoem

kulturhack, 3 months ago to random

Elliott Gould flirts with Lauren Bacall while Humphrey Bogart shoots Terry Lennox.

The Big Sleep / The Long Goodbye

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