adtothebone

@adtothebone@universeodon.com

Creative Director. Curator. Conundrum.
Opinions are mine, unless also yours.

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Cursed Image of Unknown Origin

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“I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires.“ — Susan B. Anthony

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"In usability testing, we frequently see a phenomena we call ‘banner blindness,’ where users skip over any content in banners.”

https://www.delish.com/food/a46625028/restaurant-menu-design-you-pay-more/#

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Orville looks on while his sister Mabel Schafer cooks her recipe for Caramel Corn.

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@kulturhack @adtothebone We had a local furniture store that had a going out of business sale about that long too.

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Source: https://twitter.com/jackryeo/status/1407237872512552960

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News headlines be like “Elon Musk Reveals French Fries Come From Potatoes”.

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Fuente Desconocida

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They say
Money can’t buy happiness
And money can’t buy love
But money can buy a Croissan'wich
And that’s what I’m thinking of

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Ice cream isn’t the same thing as therapy, but sometimes it goes on sale.

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Yo dawg, I heard you wanted to enclose your acreage but didn’t know how many rods of fence it required.

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The Nextdoor app — How racist and grifty are the people in your neighborhood today?™

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I propose we ditch both “capital” and “capitol” and just go with “capitle” from here on out.

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Likesturbation: When you "like" your own social media posts.

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@qurlyjoe Whatever gets you through the night, man.

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“I’m named after a detective!? Well, in that case, I detect I’m in need of a snacky-snack.” — Columbo

https://cdhs.net/meet-the-pets/

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Kittens like Celeste are called torties because people love them even more than tortilla chips.

…but as wonderful, adorable pets, not a snack. Don’t make it weird.

https://cdhs.net/meet-the-pets/

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One look at Ted and… Yep. That’s a Ted, all right.

https://cdhs.net/meet-the-pets/

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Go home, 2023; you’re drunk.

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I'm having Christmas with my husband's family who are Conservative and very anti-vax.

Today my brother-in-law said, "I don't like the Progressives, but they've made our town really nice."

Y'all I almost spit my drink out!

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@RickiTarr “Change for the better!? What’s next, more positive improvements!?”

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When your ad says “name brand essentials”, I think “Versace anti-diarrheal tablets”.

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Lieutenant’s so excited to meet Santa he’ll probably only be able to sleep 80% of the time tonight.

https://cdhs.net/meet-the-pets/

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Source: https://twitter.com/vontraphaus/status/1605278977119391744

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Woke up in the morning
Dah dee doo dee dah
Alarm clock was warning
Dah dee doo dee dah
I liked myself sleeping
Dah dee doo dee dah
But the dang thing was beeping
Dah dee doo dee dah

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