malwaretech

@malwaretech@infosec.exchange

If you're wondering what it is I do, don't worry, so am I.

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malwaretech, to random

That clip of Biden supporters drownings out protestors calling for a Gaza ceasefire by chanting "4 more years" is some pretty dystopian shit. Between that and Pelosi claiming everyone is a Russian plant, it feel like the options for 2024 are literally just gonna be MAGA or MAGA lite.

malwaretech, to random

It's crazy how fast egomaniac billionaires will try to dismantle the systems that serve them the second they don't get their way. The entire state of Delaware basically exists as a haven for corporations, but suddenly it's an evil anti-capitalist conspiracy because it didn't let famed narcist manbaby, Elon Musk, use a public corporation as his personal bank account...

malwaretech,

@WhiteCatTamer @WmShakesp3are In terms of my own metrics that I just made up, I'm winning the game

malwaretech,

@WmShakesp3are I mean, who else in the world can tank a company's value by 85% in a year? The bestest business genius requires the highest pay.

malwaretech, to random

I honestly don’t get the point of half of these nomad visas. If someone has a remote job, it’s of absolutely no consequence whether they work while visiting a country. They’re basically taking money from another country and injecting it into the local economy. If anything you should want people to be working on tourist visa, not banning it only to make them apply for some goofy ass visa just to have to leave after 6 months anyway.

malwaretech,

@SuitedUpDev @malwaretech 🤣

malwaretech,

@deepthoughts10 @malwaretech for a long term visa it makes sense, but expecting someone to pay taxes in a country they’re only staying in for 6 months is wild. Not like I’m going to br getting a state pension after 7 months.

malwaretech,

@negative12dollarbill @womble @deepthoughts10 @malwaretech When you go to a country for short term you bring money into the country from outside (good for economy), pay sales tax (good for economy) and aren’t eligible for social benefits like pension, sometimes healthcare, etc (good for economy). Expecting someone to pay income tax when they won’t be there long enough to utilize any of the social benefits that taxes pay for is just greedy imo

malwaretech,

@elkmovie @deepthoughts10 @malwaretech hit the nail on the head! Digital nomads are basically just tourists, but probably spend a lot more.

malwaretech, to random

Japan coming out with a “digital nomad visa” that’s limited to 6 months and only available to people from countries who get 3 month visa free travel anyway

malwaretech,

@dalias @malwaretech nobody actually enforces those rules

malwaretech,

@dalias @malwaretech it’s near impossible to prove and a waste of time to go after people bringing money into your economy. Honestly, the fact that you even need a work visa for remote work is insane. Countries need to leave the dark ages

malwaretech, to random

I saw a TikTok recommending putting olive oil in cappuccino. I love olive oil and I love cappuccino, so I was super excited to try it. Can't get over how well it did not work. Somehow combining two things I like turned into undrinkable coffee.

malwaretech,

@greennomad Salted caramel baffles me. It's so popular yet absolutely disgusting.

malwaretech,

It also reminded me of the story of when Starbucks first introduced their olive oil coffee. Raw olive oil isn't something you can just freely drink, you have to build up a tolerance to it. Without a tolerance it'll basically a laxative, which when combined with coffee (also a laxative), made for not a great time for everyone involved.

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malwaretech, to random

The traffic always sucks but at least it’s scenic

jerry, to random

Someone needs to go stunt hack something so the media can move on from this toothbrush story

malwaretech,

@jerry what about if we hacked some super micro servers with a tiny chip the size of a grain of rice

malwaretech,

@jerry "I want every single server checked"
"checked for what?"
"idk, we'll know when we find it"

malwaretech, to random

I've been working on a user mode EDR bypass that unloads the EDR DLL and spent the day confused debugging because for some reason my bypass works, but attaching the debugger to see if it worked causes the EDR DLL to get re-loaded, so it looked like it wasn't working the whole time

malwaretech,

@gsuberland idk, I've been trying to figure it out for a while. My assumption (due to lack of HW breakpoint triggers) is the driver is manually mapping the DLL. I've tried to attach a kernel debugger and figure who's writing the memory / hooks, but as it turns out I'm really bad at working with the page table and debugging from KM in general.

malwaretech, to random

I asked ChatGPT to generate C code to covert a string to base64. Who can spot the vulnerability?

(Posted this on LinkedIn but still nobody has found it yet).

malwaretech,

@zodmagus After arguing with me for several minutes that it isn't possible to use CryptBinaryToString for Base64 encoding, I pasted it the MSDN documentation saying it is, at which point it conceded and told me it was possible but "not official documented" then gave me the same vulnerable code that ChatGPT did

malwaretech, to random

It's extremely funny to see US senators parroting the conspiracy that the Chinese version of TikTok only promotes positive & educational content whereas the US version is addictive and harmful.

The conspiracy comes from the fact that the Chinese version of TikTok has a mandatory "kids mode" enforced for anyone under 14, which imposes time limits and content restrictions, as a result of strong regulatory pressure from the Chinese government.

Like twice a year US congress makes the TikTok CEO fly in from Singapore so they can yell at him and ask why the Chinese version of TikTok (Which he has nothing to do with) is regulated, whereas the US version is not, as if congress isn't entirely responsible for making said regulations, but were instead too busy eating lead paint and being xenophobic.

malwarejake, to random

Never do anything crafty in DllMain.

Why TF do I have to relearn this lesson periodically? I'd thin once would be enough...

malwaretech,

@malwarejake Thread deadlocks go brrr

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