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miffyhelen

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Part of the rebel alliance and a traitor. Take me away. 🇪🇺🇮🇹🇩🇪🇪🇸
*Contains swearing
Yorkshire lass in the south UK, she/her
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miffyhelen, to random
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Now that I have a job and a start date, I'm able to end my Job Seekers Allowance claim.

Oh my word, these people are not prepared for people to actually get a job. At my initial interview they went into great detail about how I'd be penalised for not seeking work. When she asked if I had questions I said yes, what do I do when I find work? It wasn't something they felt they needed to cover.

I went in today and it was like I was from another planet.
1/3

miffyhelen, to random
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about today:

  • kitchen cupboards painted 10/22

  • we went food shopping so we have things to eat this week

  • I'm remembering and spelling Japanese greetings quicker than before

miffyhelen, to random
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What am I grateful for today? All I can think is, "I have a crazy long drive by myself tomorrow," but that's not today!

Today's are:

  • A cow nodded at me. I nodded back. She returned my nod then carried on eating.

  • I saw fun art and sculptures as I got my 10,000 steps (first time in weeks I've hit that many).

  • I completed my crochet project to a "good enough" standard. Screw perfection. Pobody's nerfect.

miffyhelen, to aquarium
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I just put some new plants in my aquarium and my froggos are loving it! The fish don't seem to care in the slightest (which is good because the plants don't get eaten) but Benoit and Antoine have found new places to climb and new leaves to hide under.

miffyhelen, to random
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Apparently something is happening across the pond but I'm still going to use because the ducks deserve it.

The mug I didn't buy yesterday is secretly in use! It will soon be washed and put back in the cupboard because me and a friend have a bet going for how long it will take to be noticed.

It's deceptively large and the handle is comfortable to hold. And it has ducks on it!

miffyhelen, to london
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I've got an afternoon in London tomorrow and no idea how to spend my time.

My original plan was to go to the Natural History Museum but then I remembered it's half-term, so no thank you.

Any wonderful ideas?

miffyhelen, to fountainpens
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What are your opinions on ?

I have a Parker Vector that I've used for about 20 years and I've never found anything to be so usable and smooth as this. I have a collection of fantastic inks so I'd like more pens to use but don't want to waste my money on something scratchy. Any ideas?

miffyhelen, to random
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This time tomorrow, Rodney, I'll be on a 4 day weekend! This time next year, Rodney, we'll be millionaires... Here are I noticed today:

  • Time doesn't stop. Ever. No matter how awful a moment is, time keeps moving, the moment will end. Always. Eventually.

  • I did a top quality parallel park into the tiniest of spaces.

  • I went for a walk to get a dinosaur gingerbread biscuit.

miffyhelen, to random
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Oh boy, work was bad. Work was very, very bad. I did badly in my training in all 4 hours and got constant negative feedback. And somehow I've got to take myself back there for at least another year until there's any chance it won't feel like this?

I've never played the lottery in my life but today I signed up to play the Euro Millions twice a week in the hopes that I don't have to do this any more.

Desperate times.

miffyhelen, to random
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I have a very rare day to myself tomorrow. It will involve gardening, a little walk to the shop (do I get the dinosaur or the rainbow gingerbread biscuit this time?), and gaming and reading, which is a given on any day of the week. Oh, and pizza because... Well, pizza is always the answer regardless of the question.

miffyhelen, to crochet
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This is the back of my current crochet project (one of...). I'm really enjoying this new blue round because you have to turn it and go back on yourself and the pattern looks cool. 22 more rounds to go!

miffyhelen, to random
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  • Tried a new recipe with a new ingredient: polenta. We decided it was great except for the polenta, which was 85% of the dish. So basically, we liked the cheese. But we tried new things!

  • Successfully handled night shifts.

  • Fiddled with my indoor plants so they will be happier.

My weekend officially starts now! And it ends on Wednesday when I might be seeing Groundhog Day the musical... again...

miffyhelen, to random
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Well impressed with myself today. I changed the headlight in my car.

For many people this is simple but my car is a notorious brand that doesn't make it easy. If it was the driver's side then I'd have to take it into a garage to have the engine exhaust hose detached before being able to get to the light... Luckily this was the other side and I decided it didn't look difficult.

3 youtube videos and a socket wrench later, I did it! 💪

miffyhelen, to random
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The coffee on the shorts thing made me giggle.

I walked about in public. I then drew attention to myself in the supermarket when I accidentally dropped my shopping bag at the checkout.

Some days that would break me completely. Today I just laughed.

LOOK AT THEM

miffyhelen, to random
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They called.

I GOT THE JOB

:ablobattention:

miffyhelen, to random
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I'd like to thank @Cassandra for introducing me to Murderbot. Your enthusiasm for it was infectious and this is so much fun!

Obviously I now need to read all of them all at once. Speaking of which, I'm going to put the kettle on and then crack on reading for the evening. 📚

miffyhelen, to random
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Today's might seem a bit familiar.

  • I saw Groundhog Day the musical for the 4th and final time (it ends tomorrow). I cried a lot and realised I want piano lessons.

  • I felt the rain on my face in the dark.

  • I drank tea and ate Monster Munch.

miffyhelen, to random
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I'm the kind of person who gets itchy feet at 6am if I'm awake. I want to get out of bed. But not today.

Today it's 11am and I'm still in bed. Is it a sign of laziness? Depression? That I needed rest? Is it going to help or hinder?

Let's find out!

miffyhelen, to random
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Today is the day of my birth! At least it was many years ago but today is the annual day of recognition that I'm not dead yet.

I'm mostly spending it alone but I have plans to watch Calypso's Birthday from and have some Chinese food later. Maybe a Christmas film as well? The possibilities are endless.

miffyhelen, to Japan
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I have a question for people who live in .

When someone sneezes, what is the culturally expected thing to do?

Like in the UK you'd get "bless you" in response. In Germany you might get "Gesundheit". What happens in Japan?

miffyhelen, to random
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I've just discovered that A Gentleman in Moscow has been made into a thing for Paramount+.

Originally it was Kenneth Branagh in the main role but now it's Ewan McGregor.

A Gentleman in Moscow is one of the most special and wonderful books I've read so far in my life. Ewan McGregor was my first one true love when I was younger.

I'm not sure how to feel about this but then it's Paramount+ so I can't watch it anyway. Maybe that's for the best.

miffyhelen, to random
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It's difficult to get myself out of the house but today I managed a walk and I used an app to identify the birds I could hear.

I always have great tits (and the birds as well), but today I got my first wrens and buzzards, so that was cool.

miffyhelen, to random
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On the Tusky app, when I click on a hashtag I can see all the posts available under that hashtag. At the top are 2 images: a person with a plus sign which I use regularly to follow the hashtag, and a speaker with an x.

If I press this speaker button, does it mean mute? Does this hide all posts with this hashtag or do I need to setup a filter for this? Thanks!

miffyhelen, to random
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Has anyone ever received an awesome and thoughtful gift? Something that warms your cockles just remembering it?

What did you get?

miffyhelen, to tea
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Why does being horizontal just hit different?

I can be alone and have all the time in the world but sitting upright is not relaxing. If I lie down, all of the stress can pour out.

Am I actually a teapot?

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