mitch

mitch, 11 hours ago to random

The small enclave nation of Dan Marino, situated halfway between Miami and Italy

mitch, 4 days ago to random

i swear i spend more time putting roms on my analogue pocket than actually playing it.

mitch, 6 days ago to random

This is the slowest World War yet. For God's sake, somebody throw a pie.

mitch, 6 days ago to random

Oh, ok. We're not technically in a recession, it's just rich people's greed expanding unchecked at a rate that will eventually either consume us, or consume them. Ok yeah that helps me feel better about it.

mitch, 6 days ago to random

an alarming number of InfoSec professionals seem incapable of recognizing that, yes, someone can just walk right up to you and hit you until you unlock your computer.

mitch, 6 days ago to random

IDEA FOR AN ALT HISTORY NOVEL: a universe where the divergence point is that the Cybiko was a breakout hit and led to the first smartphone.

mitch, 7 days ago to random

it is annoyingly difficult to learn about native american religion

mitch, 11 days ago to random

You know how powerful politicians throw their wife under the bus when they get caught doing something borderline treasonous?

Once, just once, I wanna see the wife bite back by publicly divorcing the dude and going on record with ALL the dirt. I hate thinking that they're in on it, or cool with taking the blame.

mitch, 12 days ago to random

did you know: you can actually train eidactic memory.

mitch, 12 days ago to random

there has GOT to be sesame seed glue out there

mitch, 15 days ago to random

bad news, back still isn't making any headway. heading to the urgent care tomorrow. hopefully some steroids can get me ahead.

mitch, 17 days ago to random

Y'know, growing up, I observed a weird phenomenon in my life. After about a year of knowing a new circle of friends, I would get kicked out or excluded from that space. I had always understood it as, that's about as long as I can pretend to be a normal person before I accidentally show one of my more unusual or annoying traits.

Now, #actuallyautistic has given me the tools to understand that these are the moments I would let my masking guard down. When people sense I'm ND, they split.

mitch, 18 days ago to random

I wonder sometimes how much our perception of Apocalypse is rooted in Catholic catechism.

mitch, 18 days ago to random

Y'know, weed became federally legal so slowly, most people didn't even realize it. Delta 9 is trapped in a legal loophole, while every other cannabinoid is entirely legal.

mitch, 19 days ago to random

So, we all just gonna ignore that Boeing has paid assassins, huh.

mitch, 21 days ago to random

i have been unable to use my legs thanks to a back injury for a week, and now i missed . please send me something silly.

mitch, 21 days ago to random

if it rhymes, it's real

mitch, 22 days ago to random

A little project I worked on tonight. I made a button I can press, and when I press it, a robot screams existentially for me.

https://posts.dumb.stuff.donaberger.xyz/

mitch, 22 days ago to random

Pebble was simply too beautiful for this world.

mitch, 22 days ago to random

injured my back. -_-

mitch, 23 days ago to random

God has a plan for me. I just know it.

mitch, 25 days ago to random

it's weird seeing cops talk about college-age kids knowing how to barricade doors. like, i'm 36 and i was taught how to do that in middle school. we did 'shooter preparedness drills' once a month.

mitch, 26 days ago to random

installing a fresh install of NixOS, then installing systemd on it

mitch, 26 days ago to random

missin' u, 2009

mitch, 28 days ago to random

#askfedi question, is there a modern, self-hosted oekaki board suite that y'all might recommend?