morphballganon

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Florida deputies who fatally shot US airman burst into wrong apartment, attorney says (apnews.com)

Deputies responding to a disturbance call at a Florida apartment complex burst into the wrong unit and fatally shot a Black U.S. Air Force airman who was home alone when they saw he was armed with a gun, an attorney for the man’s family said Wednesday....

morphballganon,

Sooo when are we going to stop bursting into any apartments?

Never?

Trump juror quits over fear of being outed after Fox News host says she should scare Trump (www.salon.com)

Those calls came after numerous media outlets reported potentially identifying biographical information about the woman, including her job and the neighborhood she called home. Fox News Jesse Watters highlighted the juror’s details while reading through public pool notes about the selected members. “This nurse scares me if...

morphballganon,

Fox News committing stochastic terrorism, again?

Could death by starvation be delayed by drinking your own blood?

Let’s say you are dying of starvation. You pull one of your teeth out, causing blood to slowly seep into your mouth, which you swallow. The calories from the blood getting digested will delay the time you die of starvation, right? Or will losing blood while starving kill you faster?

morphballganon,

If you mean more traitors will go to prison and be removed from the voter pool, neat!

morphballganon,

Anyone who thinks he’d do this himself gives him too much credit

[Solved] Show where guy in college calls home asking for a photo of his car's hood

The guy tries to surprise his family by asking for a photo of the car, then plans to pop out of a fake car seat. But the plan backfires when he gets stuck. The car has a toy car glued to the hood. The request was something like “the guys don’t believe I glued a toy car on the hood, can you send a pic of it” or something....

Firefighters booed New York attorney general who sued Trump for fraud. Officials are investigating (apnews.com)

NEW YORK (AP) — A union representing New York City firefighters is raising concerns about possible disciplinary action against its members after state Attorney General Letitia James was booed and a pro-Donald Trump chant broke out during a fire department ceremony last week....

morphballganon,

That’s great, we’ve got terrorists who are paid to put out fires. Really great.

My friend is in-denial about being transgender, what can I do to help break her egg

Hey there lemmy, I need some help, I have this friend who is totally in denial about being a girl, she always insists that she is a boy but she likes to wear women’s clothes, style her hair, paint her nails, etc. She even talks about wanting to look cute and fem. Basically she’s all the way there, but she keeps denying her...

morphballganon,

OP is probably a troll but just in case anyone is unaware, forcing a gender/pronouns on someone is 100% not ok regardless of what gender you think they ought to be

morphballganon,

Hermione tries to raise awareness about elf mistreatment.

It’s implied that Dumbledore was trying to influence Fudge to improve things in their regular correspondence before the GoF/OotP story arc.

morphballganon,

Ok but like how’s the gameplay?

Pokemon does not have a monopoly on silly monster designs.

morphballganon,

There’s no mistake. It’s his intent to blast Biden, not to speak the truth. He 100% achieved his goal.

morphballganon,

Is he unable or does he just rip off Hitler because it seems to be working for him?

Jonathan Majors Fired By Disney/Marvel Studios After Assault Guilty Verdict – Deadline (deadline.com)

After having been found guilty in 2 out of 4 charges by a six-person jury, Jonatham Majors has been fired by Disney/Marvel Studios. Majors was found guilty of reckless assault in the third degree and guilty of harassment. He was found not guilty of intentional assault in the third degree and not guilty of aggravated harassment...

Rep. Pressley introduces legislation to guarantee right to vote for people with felonies on record (apnews.com)

Rep. Ayanna Pressley of Massachusetts and Sen. Peter Welch of Vermont submitted the legislation, named the Inclusive Democracy Act, on Tuesday which would guarantee the right to vote in federal elections for all citizens regardless of their criminal record....

morphballganon,

Convicted of drug crime? Should never lose right to vote.

Convicted of violent crime? Should regain right to vote upon release.

Convicted of trying to overturn an election? Never get to vote again.

morphballganon,

Surely the Back the Blue crowd will find this offensive and unpatriotic… right?

morphballganon, (edited )

Another lie.

  1. Fred Trump wouldn’t be proud of anyone, ever.
  2. Heaven isn’t real.
  3. Fred Trump wouldn’t be there if it was.

Texas Man Allegedly Used Abortion Lawsuit To Blackmail Ex-Wife For Sex (www.huffpost.com)

Marcus Silva filed suit in March against three friends of his ex-wife, Brittni Silva, accusing the friends of helping her obtain abortion pills last summer to illegally terminate an unwanted pregnancy in violation of Texas’ harsh anti-abortion laws....

morphballganon,

And that’s why you don’t fuck republicans.

Atheists of lemmy, what is your coping strategy when things goes downhill?

I am at an accepting stage that not everything that happens in your life is in your control. When things goes really bad and you dont have much control on it, I would assume a person who believes in god or religious figures has their belief system as a coping mechanism. For example praying to the god and so on....

morphballganon,

We atheists are quite capable of talking to imaginary friends too. We just have no delusions that they’re real.

morphballganon,

Hoping the headlines switch to him being behind bars soon

morphballganon,

“Am I out of touch? No. It’s the voters who are wrong.”

r/dndmemes mod u/Dalimey100 is a fucking legend (slrpnk.net)

u/Dalimey (who appropriately identifies as “LAWFUL STUPID” shared a warning from reddit admins issuing their final warning against making the sub NSFW (despite the fact that the users of the sub are in full support). They promised to reply to it with “roll for persuasion or intimidation” if they got 10k upvotes, and here...

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