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nesevis

@nesevis@hachyderm.io

Accessibility-focused iOS/macOS dev. Norwegian transplant living in Melbourne, Australia.

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ennuicartierbresson, to random
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In other news

nesevis,
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@ennuicartierbresson where will you be taking it?

nesevis,
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@ennuicartierbresson do the BNT 😅

collin, to random
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If you sell all your stuff and move to the country, could you say you’re Thoreauing your life away?

Stand-Up Lol GIF by Muppet Wiki

nesevis,
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@collin only if you’re no more than a few miles away from your mum

matt, to movies
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What was the last Adam Sandler film that you watched? And when? And why?

nesevis,
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@matt Uncut Gems when it came out. I have time for the Adam Sandler that isn’t phoning it in for a pay check and a good time.

matt, to random
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Very disappointed that is not a real destination.

:tiktok_tears:

nesevis,
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@matt Word Salad Lifestyle

ryanbooker, to random
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I’m really loving Shogun.

nesevis,
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@ryanbooker Same! Miles better than I expected.

skinnylatte, (edited ) to random
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People in the fire community (financial independence / early retirement) really over-estimate their ability to do blue collar work when they say stuff like ‘I’ll just barista fire’ (work as a barista after I retire)

Have you made coffee? Do you like coffee? Are you sure you can be hired to make it?

So many tech professionals have no idea what service work is, or how they are profoundly unsuitable to it

nesevis,
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@skinnylatte That’s wild to me. Being a barista (having been one for a decade) is not my idea of retirement.

nesevis,
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@skinnylatte Sounds like hoarding behaviour (and a miserable existence).

krzyzanowskim, to random
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„tech interview preparation” business is booming! it’s profitable. in huge demand. low entry barrier.

nesevis,
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@krzyzanowskim selling picks and shovels I suppose.

bazscott, to random
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So many work weeks end with unfinished work bugging you and playing on your mind for the weekend.

Not this week! Friday afternoon we found the solution to a really gnarly, intermittent, bug that has been annoying everyone for a couple of weeks.

Nice way to end the week 🎉

Yes, it was a problem with parsing certain JSON, how did you guess? 😂

nesevis,
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@bazscott had that once with ISO8601 dates failing when they weren’t fractional 😅

ryanbooker, to random
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Good news. Christina has committed to holding a fan in my face and throwing sand at me while I watch movies in Luke’s landspeeder.

nesevis,
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@ryanbooker Now that’s immersion.

bazscott, to random
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Sunday movies review:

Napoleon. Very good movie.

Dune 2: Great movie!

nesevis,
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@bazscott Dune 2 is one of those rare birds: a sequel as good as the original, if not better.

ennuicartierbresson, to random
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Cloud check

nesevis,
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@ennuicartierbresson the first thing that comes to mind is “Nope”

gedeonm, to random
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Immediately tosses all my existing subpar teapots out the window… 😢

Video showing various teapots being pour tested, some splashing a lot, others with the smoother stream and a longer distance

nesevis,
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@gedeonm @lukesleeman you’d appreciate this

vicgrinberg, to random
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I made it to Restaurant Ernst in Berlin today - folks, everything I heard about it got topped by the real experience.

I will not call it best because there is no way to compare Vermeer to Van Gogh or El Greco to Mucha, they are too different - but it's definitely among my absolute recommendations.

I had the full menu (their only option) + the non-alcoholic pairing. Wanna come along?

(P.S. Folks, remember, I block ruthlessly if you poop on my party.)

nesevis,
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@vicgrinberg this all looks amazing!

TonyVladusich, to random
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Scientists say your brain is so powerful it can bench press an elephant

https://www.indy100.com/science-tech/human-brain-neurons-study

nesevis,
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@huwr @TonyVladusich it’s only natural

johncarlosbaez, (edited ) to random
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The CEO of Exxon just said "we've waited too long" to tackle climate change. He blames "society" and "activists".

Yes, Exxon. Yes, Exxon. Yes, Exxon: the corporation that for decades has been spending millions to slow progress on climate change, despite its own research showing the problem was urgent.

He said:

"We've waited too long to open the aperture on the solution sets in terms of what we need, as a society, to start reducing emissions.... Frankly, society, and the activist — the dominant voice in this discussion — has tried to exclude the industry that has the most capacity and the highest potential for helping with some of the technologies."

What is this — some sort of dark, twisted joke?

The interview is here:

https://web.archive.org/web/20240228015207/https://fortune.com/2024/02/27/exxon-ceo-darren-woods-interview-pay-the-price-for-net-zero/

https://www.salon.com/2024/02/29/exxon-ceo-to-world-climate-isnt-our-fault-now-pay-the-price/

nesevis,
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@johncarlosbaez what an ogre

arstechnica, to random
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William Gibson’s Neuromancer will become an Apple TV+ show

The novel will finally make it to the screen after decades of false starts.

https://arstechnica.com/culture/2024/02/william-gibsons-neuromancer-will-become-an-apple-tv-show/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

nesevis,
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@blauwbaard wait, it’s cancelled?

nesevis, to random
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@mangiotto FFC looks like it’s down. Only showing a fresh WordPress install placeholder.

chockenberry, to random
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ALERT ALERT ALERT NEW MOON SPOTTED ON URANUS https://lite.cnn.com/2024/02/28/world/uranus-neptune-new-moons-scn/index.html

nesevis,
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@chockenberry it shall be named Dingleberry

ryanbooker, to random
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Me: I would really like to push all this into the type system…

Looks into implementing a custom Int type clamped to a specific range at the type level

Writes a TODO and a guard statement

nesevis,
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@ryanbooker sounds like a textbook example of a Dependent type. Exciting stuff.

steveriggins, to random
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Name this 1966 Gunsmoke guest castmember

video/mp4

nesevis,
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@jackbrewster @steveriggins what he said

michaelsteeber, to random
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Peak performance

nesevis,
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@michaelsteeber none more Screen

steveriggins, to random
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Cost of

  1. $3700 for device
  2. $500 Apple care
  3. $300 developer cable
  4. $1300 better WiFi
  5. $350 wireless keyboard / trackpad
  6. $200 Second AirPods Pro (convenience)
  7. $1300 3D printer for stand
  8. $6 dowel for stand
  9. $1000+ After being rear ended after picking up dowel

Total: $7751

Lol

nesevis,
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@steveriggins how did you upgrade your wifi?

dadederk, to random
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In a way, you can say that this has been many, many years in the making. It is a dream come true. I couldn't be happier to share that I’m starting a new position as an iOS Accessibility Engineer - Contractor, at Apple

nesevis,
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@dadederk congratulations!

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