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nesevis

@nesevis@hachyderm.io

Accessibility-focused iOS/macOS dev. Norwegian transplant living in Melbourne, Australia.

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christianselig, to random
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Breville makes such nice small appliances that I really wish they made a full size induction range

nesevis,
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@christianselig I’m pining for 2x Control Freaks rather than an induction range. I rarely have more than two burners going at the same time.

nesevis,
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@christianselig I’d probably pack them away when I want things to look nice.

nesevis,
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@christianselig I vaguely remember reading something to the effect that they were working on it. But it’s been years.

decryption, to random
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    nesevis,
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    @huwr @decryption I would right-click to deselect that idea.

    ryanbooker, to random
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    I have never once opened the right screen on my Apple Watch. I don’t know what it is. But no matter whether I want apps, control centre, or that new shelf thing, I have never once revealed it first go.

    nesevis,
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    @ryanbooker same

    ryanbooker, to random
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    Rich people seem pretty upset that they're still getting a tax cut.

    nesevis,
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    @ryanbooker very happy to see this change.

    SwiftOnSecurity, to random

    Why can’t I get ads like this on Mastodon? All I see is communism.

    nesevis,
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    @SwiftOnSecurity

    A Real Man as defined by online grifters is an angry ball of monetisable insecurities.

    ✅ Cleaning your room
    ✅ Eating a Bison-only diet
    ✅ Hating and/or Othering women
    ✅ Taking “brain supplements”
    ✅ Referring to “The Matrix” (not the movie) constantly

    RobW, to random
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    nesevis,
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    @RobW nothing says True Love like stalking your ex

    timkmak, (edited ) to random
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    Good morning to readers.

    Here in , some people, are already preparing for the possibility of a war with .

    The Kuma Academy trains Taiwanese civilians to understand modern warfare, first aid and evacuation planning.

    The classes sell out within hours.

    The idea is to increase resilience – to be more like Ukraine, its founder Shen told me, so that if an invasion or blockade by China happened, they’d have the skills to resist.

    nesevis,
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    @timkmak that’s the title of a book written by “localroger” from kuro5hin.org. Blast from the past!

    selzero, to random
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    Stop scrolling.

    I just wanted to bring to your attention that in Norway speed bumps are called Farts Humper.

    Carry on.

    nesevis,
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    @orionkidder @selzero Fart here means “speed”, but Norwegian is Germanic, so there’s lots of overlap elsewhere in the languages.

    decryption, to random
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    nesevis,
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    @decryption «Big Brown Land of Bargains» sounds like a worthy contender for a new national anthem

    geordie, to random
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    Why are the ends of shoes ∩ shaped when your inside toes are bigger than your outside ones? The shape of a shoe implies the middle toes are the longest like your middle fingers are.

    nesevis,
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    @geordie perhaps to help out those of us in the Morton’s Toe club: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morton's_toe

    bazscott, to random
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    Liam Neeson facts:

    • He's 71 years old! What? How the???
    • He studied physics and computer science at Queens, but didn't finish his degree. Nerrrrrrrrrd 😀
    nesevis,
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    @bazscott he has a very particular set of skills, but no formal qualifications.

    decryption, to random
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    nesevis,
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    @decryption IIRC they only accept U.S-prescribed prescriptions right now

    thillsman, to random
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    Maybe today's a good day to share that @stickywidgets is coming to visionOS!

    nesevis,
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    @thillsman this is the killer app

    danilo, to VisionPro
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    And that’s my order locked for February 2.

    nesevis,
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    @danilo I look forward to reading your thoughts on it.

    lukesleeman, to random
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    A day I have long awaited has arrived 🥲

    a wine glass and my feet are in frame as I kick back and relax while my daughter continues to mow
    My daughter whipper snipps the edges of the lawn

    nesevis,
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    @lukesleeman how old? starts countdown clock

    ryanbooker, to random
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    All this hubbub about Australia Day merch is bizarre. Surely only jingoistic yobbos run around wrapped in flags.

    nesevis,
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    @ryanbooker The Jingoistic Yobbos? I liked their early stuff.

    hannah, to random
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    The two kinds of mastodon posters

    nesevis,
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    @hannah I haven’t giggled like this since primary school

    RobW, to random
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    Giving my first presentation at Apple today. Expectation:

    Tim Cook walks onto stage at wwdc and says ‘Thank You’

    nesevis,
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    @RobW hope you remembered the Wide Stance 😅

    nesevis,
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    @RobW was this presentation your … best one yet?

    danluu, (edited ) to random
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    It's sort of a funny thought experiment, but what would the world look like with the modern internet but without medicine? Infant mortality rate ~50%, life expectancy ~20-30 years (maybe less, due to density helping disease spread), people mysteriously dying from infections all the time, etc.

    I suppose inequality due to wealth would be reduced because rich people would suffer from all of the same causes of death since this presupposes that no one knows how to treat or prevent any illness.

    nesevis,
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    @danluu I would be dead without penicillin, so it’s an easy choice.

    lukesleeman, to random
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    Nice weather for ducks today ☔☔☔

    nesevis,
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    @huwr @lukesleeman I keep trying to get my ducks in a row every time I spot a family of them on the side of the road, but they’re not being very coöperative. Rather the opposite.

    joshhelfferich, to random
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    Did someone just email me a stroke

    nesevis,
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    @joshhelfferich it’s a perfectly straightforward question. Why are you being evasive?

    ennuicartierbresson, to random
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    This episode of the abhorrent war crimes of history podcast is brought to you by whoozle whazzle dot com

    nesevis,
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    @ennuicartierbresson MANSCAPED

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