patrickworld

patrickworld, 1 hour ago to random

Just got back from my son’s high school concert and there was a kid sitting in front of us who was maybe 5. He got his mom’s phone and filmed the entire thing. Dear reader I would pay to see the chaotic mess of clips that are filling that woman’s iPhone 😅

patrickworld, 14 hours ago to random

Me, getting dressed this morning, knowing I don't have to go into the office

patrickworld, 1 day ago to random

My office is pretty chill with a lot of web designers and the like running around. There’s really no dress code, except for tons of tattoos, lots of beards, wallets with chains etc. the guys as well

patrickworld, 2 days ago (edited 2 days ago) to random

Suing because someone used my voice for one of those self checkout things without my knowledge. Although, it is pretty funny to hear me go ‘now take your shit and get outta here’

patrickworld, 3 days ago to random

Neil deGrasse Tyson explaining the universe and mans place in it

🤝

My son explaining a game in Roblox to me in great detail

patrickworld, 3 days ago to random

What kind of dog is this?

A raccoon eating under a table

patrickworld, 4 days ago to HashtagGames

The Marjorie Taylor Greene Mile #politicianamovieorshow

#HashtagGames

Joe Biden GIF by PBS NewsHour

patrickworld, 4 days ago to random

Wish I knew this company existed before I signed up with Hedges Under Duress 🤷🏾‍♂️

patrickworld, 4 days ago to random

Wall-E reboot coming along

patrickworld, 5 days ago to random

I always find it funny when music snobs say they don’t want any curation on streaming services because ‘I don’t need anyone to tell me what to listen to’. I have found some of the dopest tracks ever by checking out playlists and I’m a huge music head. I would even say more so because of streaming 🎧

patrickworld, 5 days ago to random

Cybertruck lookin good!

patrickworld, 5 days ago to random

confidently strolling into a television studio with three iPhones taped together

‘Hello sharks’

patrickworld, 6 days ago to random

My deceased parents are in almost every one of my dreams 🥹

patrickworld, 7 days ago to random

One time I got in a fight with Leo and like a typical rich guy he hit me with his expensive watch 🙄

patrickworld, 8 days ago to random

Acutely aware of how bad some mthrfkrs smell in my office today

Season 3 Smell GIF by Nanalan'

patrickworld, 8 days ago to random

Don’t buy anything and save 100% by using my promo code SKIPBUTTON

patrickworld, 8 days ago to random

‘Look, it’s an emergency, I’m outta nuts and the rent is due’

patrickworld, 10 days ago to random

Comedians: We are unique because we’re able to edit ourselves in real time. If the audience doesn’t respond or like a joke, we adjust and move on

Also comedians: We’re doubling down on the trans jokes because damn it we’re gonna convince the audience they’re wrong for not laughing

Hypocrisy GIF

patrickworld, 10 days ago to random

Brazen thieves just out here stealing BBQ’s in broad daylight smh

patrickworld, 11 days ago to random

Subtitles in movie theatres NOW. I will not back down on this

patrickworld, 11 days ago to random

Wanna feel old? This sentence is in English.

patrickworld, 11 days ago to random

I wonder if there’s a dude somewhere named Pat Pending 🤔

patrickworld, 12 days ago to random

Wait; I think I know why

patrickworld, 13 days ago to random

It's recently come to my attention that there's something bad about everything. The most anodyne piece of entertainment I consume has been mentioned in a social media post and is said to have some underlying evil attached to it. Sorry I liked it I guess?

patrickworld, 13 days ago to random

'Massive Attack? What does he sing?'

• My mom one time