patrickworld

patrickworld, 11 months ago to random

Me, explaining all of the social media sites I'm on and their differences

patrickworld, 5 months ago to random

patrickworld, 10 months ago to random

I mean…

patrickworld, 1 year ago to random

‘AND THEY SIT AT THE BAR/AND PUT BUGS IN MY JAR/AND SAY MAN, THAT’S WHAT I HEARD YOU GUYS EAT’ 🎹 🦔

patrickworld, 2 months ago to random

I know a lot of people want self driving cars, but did you ever think about how the cops would be able to just program it to bring your ass in for questioning? Just lock the doors, change direction and boom; you’re at the station. No warrant, just hijack your ride 😬

patrickworld, 2 months ago to random

Imagine being born on a flight and then immediately deciding to go to Toronto. This baby sounds wild

patrickworld, 2 months ago to random

How your email finds me 📧

patrickworld, 10 days ago to random

Subtitles in movie theatres NOW. I will not back down on this

patrickworld, 2 months ago to random

There should be a reality show called ‘Love is Bland’ where people who’ve been together for ten plus years load dishwashers and pick things to watch on Netflix

patrickworld, 1 year ago to random

A #Prince story. Back in the 90s, when the symbol album came out, a local radio station held a lookalike contest for a prize pack that included front row tickets. Long story even longer, but I sing etc. and had big hair back then and I won (I sang Kiss). I got all of the CD’s, the tickets, and this jacket. It came in a box from Paisley Park. At the show, he came down the steps and shook my hand during a guitar solo 🤯 I’ve only worn it a few times, but I take it out to look at it ☔️

My 1993 Prince tour jacket (back)

patrickworld, 4 months ago to random

Haters say I can't cook, but guess who made this bowl of ice at home, from scratch?

patrickworld, 1 year ago to random

‘I’m on break and I ain’t answering shit’ - ChatGPT

patrickworld, 1 month ago to random

You know one of the many things I’ve never understood about this whole maga thingy is that she’s been pretty consistently great for some time 🤷🏾‍♂️

patrickworld, 11 months ago to random

Now I get it 📎

patrickworld, 14 days ago to random

#Breaking

patrickworld, 4 months ago to random

You better not pout but seriously if you need to cry I’m certainly not gonna hold it against you 🎅🏾

patrickworld, 3 months ago to random

If you don’t know who needs to hear this then maybe it’s nobody. Nobody needs to hear this 🤷🏾‍♂️

patrickworld, 4 months ago to HashtagGames

#HashtagGames #WhineASong The Clash - Complain in Vain

patrickworld, 3 months ago to random

Logging on 👍🏾

patrickworld, 3 months ago to random

The male urge to say ‘all good!’ when someone asks how it’s going and you’re dying inside

patrickworld, 8 months ago to random

It’s always funny to me when I talk to someone in their 20s and I mention something I did ‘30 years ago’ and their eyes widen as if I said ‘I used to hang out with Jesus’ 😅

patrickworld, 8 months ago to random

If you ask someone ‘did you get a haircut?’ and the answer is ‘yes’, and you don’t follow up with ‘looks good!’ you’re an asshole

patrickworld, 8 months ago to Montreal

Good morning from downtown #Montreal 🌞

patrickworld, 10 days ago to random

Wanna feel old? This sentence is in English.

patrickworld, 7 days ago to random

‘Look, it’s an emergency, I’m outta nuts and the rent is due’