patrickworld

patrickworld, 10 months ago to random

I know a lot of people on here hate cars, 🙈 but if you don’t; what was the first one you owned? Mine was an 85 Hyundai Pony

patrickworld, 9 months ago to random

Hey serious question: what the hell was Laverne & Shirley about???

Happy Days Animated Gif GIF by TV Land Classic

patrickworld, 11 months ago to random

Me, explaining all of the social media sites I'm on and their differences

patrickworld, 10 days ago to random

Subtitles in movie theatres NOW. I will not back down on this

patrickworld, 10 months ago to random

I mean…

patrickworld, 4 months ago to random

Haters say I can't cook, but guess who made this bowl of ice at home, from scratch?

patrickworld, 1 month ago to random

Spent about an hour last night convincing myself I needed a Jazzmaster 🎸 I managed to resist but that shit was NOT easy 😓

patrickworld, 2 months ago to random

I know a lot of people want self driving cars, but did you ever think about how the cops would be able to just program it to bring your ass in for questioning? Just lock the doors, change direction and boom; you’re at the station. No warrant, just hijack your ride 😬

patrickworld, 8 months ago to random

Do you guys know this audio turd? It was a hit in England where my wife grew up. Tonight was the first time she subjected me to it 🙉 https://youtu.be/USTEYpJzugI?si=D21vNSK5ljIHkUDY

patrickworld, 29 days ago to random

Got a nice text from the city for my birthday 🥰

patrickworld, 6 months ago to random

Copy/Paste but change what the skeleton is holding.

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patrickworld, 10 months ago to random

👵🏾 🪰 Ok so lemme get this straight; you ‘don’t know why’ she swallowed a fly, yet the most empathy you can muster is you ‘guess she’ll die’? What’s wrong with you? I don’t care if she’s an ‘old lady’, she has a name, a family, people who care about her. You can’t just stand there and let her keep swallowing more stuff; she needs medical attention!

patrickworld, 8 months ago to random

Trying a new thing at work where I read my email 🤔

patrickworld, 10 months ago to random

Good morning all, hope you slept well 😼

patrickworld, 9 months ago to random

Had dinner with some white friends who've moved to North Carolina. I mentioned I could never live there, to which one of them said it's 'not that bad'. Later she admitted that there's barely any bus service because they don't want black people to be able to get to the polling stations 😅USA!

patrickworld, 8 months ago to random

If you ask someone ‘did you get a haircut?’ and the answer is ‘yes’, and you don’t follow up with ‘looks good!’ you’re an asshole

patrickworld, 18 days ago to gardening

This mthrfkr #Weeds #Gardening #Summer

patrickworld, 6 months ago to random

I’ve avoided wearing a tie for my entire working life. Make no mistake; I’ve also not made any money. But anyway, no tie 👔

patrickworld, 8 months ago to random

It’s always funny to me when I talk to someone in their 20s and I mention something I did ‘30 years ago’ and their eyes widen as if I said ‘I used to hang out with Jesus’ 😅

patrickworld, 8 months ago to fediverse

#Fediverse #Mastodon question: why do the same people keep following and unfollowing me? 🤷🏾‍♂️

patrickworld, 3 months ago to random

I'm well-meaning and I'm an elderly man and I know what the hell I'm doing

patrickworld, 8 months ago to random

On my fourth rum and coke (fowrth 🥴) AMA

patrickworld, 7 months ago to random

There are at least 4 women in my office who have lunch bags that make reference to being 'hangry' or say 'sorry for what I said when I was hungry' etc. You ladies really need to get that blood sugar under control

patrickworld, 8 months ago to random

Ever see an old picture of yourself and just go ‘damn I wish I still had that shirt’ 🫤

patrickworld, 6 months ago to random

Halloween in my office today. It’s 2023 and dear reader there is a white guy dressed as a ‘Rasta’. No blackface but holy shit 🤦🏾‍♂️