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  • pirrrrrrrr,

    Pirrrrrrrr = Pir^8

    pirrrrrrrr,

    No internet means the gullible masses will remain uninformed and vulnerable to manipulation.

    The GOP wants a solid foundation of uneducated poor to exploit as the base workforce and voter base.

    Cheap idiots to fuel their companies.

    pirrrrrrrr,

    Fair.

    pirrrrrrrr,

    Your tip is “make another game and I’ll buy it because the last one was good”.

    I bought your product and you want me to pay extra because it lived up to what it promised?

    You want me to pay someone more for simply doing their job? If you aren’t paying them enough, that they needs tips to survive, that seems like an employer underpaying. If it’s tip or I fuck with your food or chase you down in the street… Then that’s extortion.

    “But with proper wages instead of tips the cost goes up.” THE COST IS ALREADY UP BECAUSE OF THE TIP YOU IDIOT, except it isn’t standardised or garunteed.

    “But if there is no tips to incentivise people they won’t give good service.” What ever happened to do your job, get paid. Fuck it up and get fired.?

    All it does is introduces stress between customer and staff. And causes a sense of entitlement to tips for things that don’t need it at all. Why the fuck is a self-checkour machine asking for a tip!?

    A tip should be for EXCEPTIONAL service. Not for the bare minimum.

    Tipping culture can get fucked in the ass with a sideways chair.

    pirrrrrrrr,

    Now THAT’S a level of retaliation I can get behind.

    All out interstellar war, and the eradication of all machines smarter than a light switch.

    pirrrrrrrr,

    This is the equivalent of “Don’t improve. Lower your expectations.”

    pirrrrrrrr,

    Repressed self hatred.

    The whole projecting thing that people like this do.

    pirrrrrrrr,

    Why not both, M’lud?

    pirrrrrrrr,

    I’m happy with a Bluetooth connection to the stereo. I have maps on my phone.

    Fuck carplay/android auto in the ear.

    I hate getting a rental car and I just want my music, but it tries to hijack and download my whole phone.

    I want to get in, connect my phone and go. Not 20 minutes wrestling it for control.

    Digital displays are fine. It’s just a display. But controls should be manual (buttons, dials, etc) that can be operated with eyes on road.

    pirrrrrrrr,

    Not the whole phone obviously. But syncing all my contacts, recent calls etc.

    pirrrrrrrr,

    The car was the slow part, I have an S23+.

    The wrestling was figuring out getting BT audio ONLY.

    And until I reset the head unit to factory previous users, contacts, radio stations and destinations were all stored there.

    Not great on a rental car.

    pirrrrrrrr,

    Fucking Canberra has it but not the rest of us

    pirrrrrrrr,

    Love? It’s full of politicians and roundabouts.

    pirrrrrrrr,

    Every site in the early 2000s had a left nav menu

    pirrrrrrrr,

    Bro couldn’t even clean his room in 3 days.

    pirrrrrrrr,

    Doesn’t even put “Switch” in the pictures

    pirrrrrrrr,

    You bank does’t have an app?

    My Australian bank has a full-featured app for apple and android. There is very little you can’t do in the app.

    All the emergency, and stop my card type tasks are right there. I’d have to call for a home loan or something big. But pausing, stopping and cancelling my cards is all right there along with easy transfer etc.

    pirrrrrrrr,

    Software engineering… If you can lick it, you spelled “click” wrong. And that’s why your code won’t compile, you complete failure.

    pirrrrrrrr,

    Licking is for mouses and touch-pads.

    Use the onLick() event.

    pirrrrrrrr,

    One year there were mint ones in Australia!

    I’ve never seen them before or since. I wish they came back. My wife loved them.

    I can’t have them. Too much sugar. I’d like to keep my feet please.

    The job applicants shut out by AI: ‘The interviewer sounded like Siri’ (www.theguardian.com)

    When Ty landed an introductory phone interview with a finance and banking company last month, they assumed it would be a quick chat with a recruiter. And when they got on the phone, Ty assumed the recruiter, who introduced herself as Jaime, was human. But things got robotic....

    pirrrrrrrr,

    Motherfucker!

    If I was given an AI interview I would burn that place to the ground. The fucking disrespect.

    pirrrrrrrr,

    It’s a fucking arrow pointing from big to small. It has a big end that goes at the big number and a small end that goes at the small number.

    It couldn’t be simpler.

    People still can’t remember.

    I mean I get having trouble with Trig… But this ?

    pirrrrrrrr,

    It’s a real reference.

    …m.wikipedia.org/…/Complaint_tablet_to_Ea-nāṣir

    “Inscribed on it is a complaint to Ea-nāṣir about a copper delivery of the incorrect grade and issues with another delivery”

    pirrrrrrrr,

    I remember a PC (286) brought in for repair that had blown a fuse in the power supply.
    Nothing was visibly wrong, so I replaced the fuse and jokingly said, “Well it’s either going to work, or it’s going to explode”.
    I turned it on and the CPU promptly blew itself to bits. Literally “Bang” and the CPU was a few shards stuck to the pins (286 was soldiered directly to the main board).

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