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s_palm, to random
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“Some days when I’m really down and things don’t seem to be going my way, I think, well I guess it could be worse. I could live in the same country as Nigel Farage" https://theshovel.com.au/2024/06/05/at-least-we-dont-have-this-arsehat-australia-reassures-itself/

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“My $300k Speechwriter Is Lots Good,” Shorten Says in Press Club Address https://theshovel.com.au/2024/06/04/my-300k-speechwriter-is-lots-good-shorten-says/

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Ticketmaster Hacker Demands $500K Ransom (Plus $300K Ransom Processing Fee, $220K Ransom Handling Fee) https://theshovel.com.au/2024/05/30/ticketmaster-hacker-demands-500k-ransom-plus-300k-processing-fee/

s_palm, to random
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dannotdaniel,
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@s_palm hang on

If it's cheese for Space Karen that you want - I gotcha covered 🧀

elon's Time Magazine cover but he gets hit in the face with a ton of orange nacho cheese to sinister circus music, and then his head explodes in a dogecoin pinata fuck that clown

Patrickoldhiker,
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@dannotdaniel @s_palm Of course, it's possible to get that color by wrapping a real vehicle in a rust pattern.

s_palm, to random
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Been discussing homomorphic encryption at work - the possibility of computation on encrypted data without first having to decrypt it. Last night I found some holoalcic decryption at Dan Murphy's.

decryption,
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@timklapdor @s_palm I keep meaning to buy a bottle but keep forgetting! I should really get around to it

s_palm,
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@decryption @timklapdor I'll tell you if it's any good shortly.

s_palm, to random
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Regarded by many experts as the original book on same-sex parenting, The Bible tells the story of a boy raised by two fathers and a surrogate mother in the Middle East. https://theshovel.com.au/2024/05/08/same-sex-parenting-book-to-be-removed-from-public-libraries/

s_palm, to random
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A new rating scale will allow Western governments to more clearly express which meaningless platitude they are using about the situation in Gaza today. https://theshovel.com.au/2024/05/07/new-genocide-concern-rating-scale-launched/

RememberUsAlways,
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@s_palm

There are still hostages in Palestine.

That's the situation. Just because you never discuss the hostages, doesn't change the reality of the hostage negotiation for six months.

s_palm, to random
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OPINION: "Young people whinging about rising HECS debts should have been more prepared and done uni in the 1970s when it was free"

“Young People Whinging About Rising HECS Debts Only Have Themselves to Blame” https://theshovel.com.au/2023/06/02/young-people-whinging-about-rising-hecs-debts-only-have-themselves-to-blame/

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luciedigitalni,
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s_palm, to random
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Sunrise Cash Cow To Be Replaced With The Channel 7 Drug Mule https://theunaustralian.net/2024/04/05/sunrise-cash-cow-to-be-replaced-with-the-channel-7-drug-mule/

s_palm, to random
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The Ozempic Underground are my new favourite art rock band.

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