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smuuthbrane

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Almost as smuuth as sharks.

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Sample gut flora of people with "auto-brewery syndrome", culture the samples, and sell them in pill form to DUI lawyers for their clients.

This is a shitty idea because anyone driving under the influence deserves to be tried and punished for their actions. But if this could be done, you’d have no trouble selling each pill for $1000....

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Packaged in plastic? I can guarantee that any hydrogen that had been “infused” was long gone before it got to the consumer.

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Aw gross, I was gonna eat that, and now it’s gonna taste like cucumber.

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Oh FFS, don’t just randomly post shit you see on Facebook.

It’s the road manager, and she literally kicks him in the ass, hard enough that he falls down.

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Man, I wish Pizzacake would join Lemmy.

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I don’t have to chop, stew, dismember, or sell a $5 bill. False equivalency argument.

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So, the Swiss suicide pod lets you kill yourself with nitrogen gas, and apparently that’s absolutely fine and painless.

Alabama thinks about using nitrogen gas, and it’s cruel and unusual?

WTF am I missing here? Or is it all just the BS hyperbole of US politics?

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If you freeze it and eat it later that’s called meal prep.

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So, who is providing the software? Because that’s who is paying to get a unique data set of face images. Specifically Brazilian faces of people who either self-indentify as hung over or want to try to game the system for a discount. I’ll let you guess which population is going to be bigger.

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You got me good, laughed my face off.

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So how do girls drink then??

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Picard was Borg for what, a day? Seven was assimilated as a child and was rescued after a decade and a half? Two?? Hardly even comparable.

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A person, easily. Worst case the authorities are involved and they’re gone. Best case… well, let’s not go there.

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“Bruh, can you tuck me in?” 😂

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Bert couldn’t help the exasperation in his voice, “I mean do I look GOOD, Ernie?”

Ernie gave him a wry smile, and as the horizon became blindingly white, he put a reassuring hand on Bert’s shoulder and cheerily said, “You must - you don’t need glasses.”

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Oh, come on, that’s pretty low.

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Letting the oil circulate before putting load on the engine. Only needs an extra 10-15 seconds, or the time it takes me to scrape during the winter months. No time needed if it was recently running.

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Summary: YOUR Ph.D. means almost next to nothing, but collectively they expand the bounds of human knowledge.

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Fuck hostile design.

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Out of context, that’s not normal.

In your context, there is no normal, but your actions were rational.

Hope you recover quickly, friend, and get the cup of tea you deserve.

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