tektite

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tektite,

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tektite,

50 % off birds

Well you can’t expect the clearance birds to be as nice as the full price ones!

tektite,

I thought they bite to hang on while they sting you. Not that you notice the bite so much in that case but it makes them harder to shake off.

tektite,

Someone might have been to the woods several times without encountering a bear but also have been assaulted multiple times. The same person could’ve seen a bear irl and had it move along without incident. Statistics probably aren’t what they think of first in the scenario.

I mean surely human to human interactions, and bear to human interactions, like interaction interactions, are probably not statistically all that different?

You don’t like that the person you’re replying to didn’t give you the comparison information you desire but instead of doing your own research and bringing the results here you’re suggesting “surely” you’ve already got the answer you want?

tektite,

ʷᵒⁿ’ᵗ ᶠᵃᶜᵉ ᵇᵃᶜᵏˢˡᵃˢʰ

Can I offer you a forward slash in these trying times?

tektite,

So he named his company after the world’s only natural nuclear reactor in Oklo

Am I the only one who gets tired of having search results (which are already terrible) get even worse when capitalists take names for their products and companies from native languages and locations, making it harder to find information about the pre-existing stuff?

I’m interested in Gabon’s natural nuclear reactor, not in some stupid saltman company.

tektite,

It’s ok, there’s still other companies to choose from. Twitter can develop your brain implant instead!

tektite,

That’s coconut water. Coconut milk is made of processed meat!

tektite,

When Kilauea was making news for erupting, I showed my (now ex) partner a photo of the lava flow over the road with hazard barriers to keep people away.

Her response was to ask why they didn’t just divert the flow away from where people are.

Can we all agree that whatever version of predictive text we have nowadays is crap, and has been for a long time?

I’m sick of random capitalisations mid sentence. I’m sick of common words being replaced by less common ones or even downright nonsense. I’m sick of it taking three attempts to successfully get the word I want. I swear it’s been like this for five years or more. Can we have a better version yet, or at least the old one...

tektite,

I finally found the setting in the keyboard to delete the words it has learned so I stop getting the stupid typos it picks instead of actual words. Of course there was no list and I had to agree to delete all learned words which now means I will have to teach it again all of the words in another language that I use regularly.

Would have highly preferred going through the list and deleting the stupid typos it saved. I agree with you that it seems deliberate.

tektite,

Unfortunately the keyboard I use doesn’t support the language I’m referring to but I’ve not needed it to anyway. It’s just frustrating to lose all the words I’d taught it just to rid myself of remembered typos.

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    It came from the sky but it belongs here now.

    tektite,

    Moscow Mules are served in copper mugs

    …which ideally are not copper on the inside to prevent copper from leaching into the acidic beverage you’re drinking.

    tektite,

    I’m interested to hear more about the free unicorns. Is that a policy someone is campaigning on? Is there a signup sheet? Can I take one home today?

    tektite,

    welding an axe

    Think you meant ‘wielding’ here.

    Welding an axe while being bitten on the face by jesus would be quite impressive indeed.

    tektite,

    More like,

    “I’m a 33 year old (virgin?) who has no idea what it’s like to be a woman, seeking a girl young enough to not realize that my ‘relationship maturity’ is that of a 16 year old and I’ll certainly give her plenty of emotional baggage. Also, if I ever become a father I’m going to make my daughter wear a purity ring. And no college.”

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