tquid

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tquid,

Einstein has reincarnated

tquid,

Oof levels: HIGH

tquid,

I mean it’s not like they don’t have magic powers. It’s just that the law that society has (more or less) agreed on has WAY BETTER magic powers.

tquid,

I get the irritation but this is 100% normal practice for any news outlet. They leave off “allegedly” and if the defendant is found not guilty they can sue for defamation.

tquid,

Fuck you. Like there aren’t queer aerospace professionals, you knuckle dragging idiot.

tquid,

As for your co-worker, ask him if he would be able to tell the difference in your masculinity if you fucked him.

tquid,

Embarrassed I didn’t think of the classic “your mum doesn’t seem to notice any difference” before

tquid,

I wish them success, but I’d rather see a new game!

tquid,

FIFA is a criminal racket that shouldn’t be in any country

tquid,

You greatly underestimate the risks of sedating a dangerous animal, both to human and to the animal. Ask a vet or wildlife officer. It’s not like the movies. Also if they are checking for certain brain diseases, there is simply no way to test an animal and keep it alive.

tquid,

DevOps on the resume, Sysadmin in my heart forever.

tquid,

The argument for Buddhism in a nutshell

tquid,

Full on Madhyamika gender

tquid,

Well sign me up for that job that pays me for my fucking humanity

tquid,

One time I was deleting a user from our MySQL-backed RADIUS database.

DELETE * FROM PASSWORDS;

And yeah, if you don’t have a WHERE clause? It just deletes everything. About 60,000 records for a decent-sized ISP.

That afternoon really, really sucked. We had only ad-hoc backups. It was not a well-run business.

Now when I interview sysadmins (or these days devops), I always ask about their worst cock-up. It tells you a lot about a candidate.

tquid,

Exactly!

tquid,

Hasten the day

tquid,

As a Canadian I support having this specific image on our currency and coin

tquid,

Exactly what kind of *ussy is “sussy”?

tquid,

Oh no!

Anyway

tquid,

Diary of an Appthecary is a real delight

tquid,

Get a dog. Even if it doesn’t work, you’ll have someone that loves you unconditionally.

tquid,

I am in a special access program for psilocybin therapy. Huge pain in the ass and the drug costs $600 a dose. Not because the producer charges that. That’s the government tax on it.

tquid,

This lady needs a visit from child welfare. That kid is almost certainly neglected and probably also abused.

tquid,

Worked at a Borders in the 90s. We joked constantly about just sorting everything by size and colour.

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