The year is 2030. SystemD now provides their own package manager, shell, c library, desktop environment, and kernel. Linux is no more. It is now called SystemD OS, or DOS for short.
I want a reality TV show where a hardcore linux nerd and someone who knows absolutely nothing about technology trade their setups for a week. The Linux nerd gets one hour to explain their setup to the tech noob, then they're both on their own. The noob would have to wrap their heads around the alien Hyprland and Neovim bindings and figure out how to get things done without unfree software, and the linux nerd would spend most of their time complaining about the design decisions of Apple/Microsoft/Google and being paranoid that the unfree software is CIA spyware. No matter what, it would be quite entertaining.
After a lot of messing around, I finally managed to get Plasma 6 running on NixOS! I'm gonna continue messing with the config for a few days, then I'm hoping I can set this up on my primary drive.