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zenhob

@zenhob@butts.team

He/him. Food, selfies (please boost!), cat pictures. Captain of butts.team.

I built a virtual cafe platform: https://www.workfrom.com

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Good morning pocket friends :groundhog:

zenhob, to random
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The Treat Wanter

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Saw a goose out for a walk this morning

The goose has stopped to regard itself in a reflection or peek inside the building it’s hard to tell

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I decided to take a walk and get breakfast, but the breakfast restaurant is not open yet :balaban:

zenhob,
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@reginasbread this town loves Sunday brunch so much but it doesn’t really get going til after nine. In this case I only had to wait a few minutes, the place opened at 8 :groundhog:

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They’re really out here proudly demonstrating the automatic crime machine, the hubris is mind boggling

https://arstechnica.com/?p=2018178

zenhob,
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This is why they have to convince us that the real evil is a hypothetical machine in the future, instead of their own executives, right now

Binder, to random
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Okay, yea, I can see the resemblance, now that you say it.

zenhob,
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@Binder this mf said poignant

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There a genre of CW that I’ve picked up, where I just warn folks that it’s nerd shit or work, lol. I see other folks using it to warn about sports or jock stuff. I dunno why I just think it’s neat

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@reginasbread I think it’s interesting. I’m at my grip limit right now

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A lot of good posts this morning. Keep up the great work everyone :groundhog:

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    zenhob,
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    @Binder Everyone loves the new top-down pirate cave loot crawler Pieces Of Eight!!

    zenhob, to random
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    I ordered some medium tee shirts and they were too small so I emailed the company and they’re gonna send me large sized replacements :danny:

    zenhob, to random
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    Tech bros be like “this doesn’t violate the laws of physics, so I am Allowed to do it.”

    zenhob, to random
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    Holy cow that was the best GitHub thread I’ve ever seen. Something a lot of tech bro types in there can’t seem to understand about federation is: it’s not that we don’t want to share and socialize! It’s that we don’t want to do it with you.

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    zenhob,
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    @paigerduty easy to find (eg prominent docs link from the home page that’s visible at page load), guides/cookbooks for common tasks, contextual links to docs from the app/service UI, plus all of the things you mentioned

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    Holy shit the sunrise today

    zenhob, to random
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    Oh shit 2038 is less than 15 years away

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    Good gift or nah?

    zenhob,
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    @patrickworld I have a cell phone stand that can be used like that. It’s good for when you want to feel like your FaceTime was directed by Darren Aronovsky

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    If they’re self driving cars with autopilot why don’t they recall themselves?!

    zenhob,
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    @patrickworld Patrick this is a very good post

    zenhob, to random
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    I just remembered that years ago in my culture, straight men who took care of their appearance were called "metrosexual," what a wild time

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    Man, I loved this when I was a kid. If I squint, I can still see my mom dancing to it 🥹 https://youtu.be/16y1AkoZkmQ?si=fPpjG60T8_LIQvAe

    zenhob,
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    @patrickworld love this song

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    If you’re taking a juice out of the fridge do you get one from the back because it’s the coldest or are you nOrmAL?

    zenhob,
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    @patrickworld never mind that, let's discuss the upside-down 7up

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    favorite Paul Reubens performance:

    Paul Reubens as Prince Gerhardt Hapsburg in 30 Rock, checking a timepiece on his comically undersized prosthetic hand, and declaring proudly to Jack Donaghy, "7:45 and I'm still awake"

    zenhob,
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    @bikepedantic I watched Pee Wee as a kid and this is still the role that I think of first lol

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    To really make those eyes pop, use a dessert spoon 👁️ 🥄

    zenhob,
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    @patrickworld jfc Patrick :betty_w:

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